Monday, September 21, 2015

9/21 WWE Raw Report

Raw kicks off with The Wyatt Family on their way to the ring. Wyatt grabs a microphone and says he tried to tell Roman Reigns that he didn’t have a change. Wyatt goes on to say that he reached up and snatched down the golden idol. Before Wyatt could finish his thought, Reigns’ music hit. Reigns is surprisingly alone. Reigns gets into the ring and goes face to face with Wyatt. Reigns says Wyatt needs to send the Biguns to the back so they can settle this here and now.
Wyatt sends Luke Harper and Braun Strowman out of the ring. Reigns promptly attacks Wyatt. Wyatt gets the upper hand, but Wyatt ends up eating a Superman punch. Harper and Strowman storm the ring and attack Reigns. Dean Ambrose runs in to make the save. Ambrose tosses Harper out of the ring and attempts two outside dives to Strowman. Strowman is totally unaffected by Ambrose’s assault. Reigns tries to help Ambrose, but Reigns gets tossed around like a rag doll. Strowman tosses Ambrose into the steel steps. Ambrose looks to be out.
Randy Orton’s music hits and he runs down the ring. Orton hits a Thez press on Wyatt, before suplexing Harper onto the announce table. Strowman and Orton brawl in the ring. Ambrose drop kicks Strowman from the top rope, but again Strowman barley moves. Reigns Superman punches Strowman and Strowman falls through the ring ropes.
Backstage Seth Rollins walks into The Authority’s office. Rollins has a stunned look on his face. Kane is in the office… in his suit and tie. Kane has a big smile on his face. Rollins yells at him, asking why he is here and that he has some nerve after what Kane did to him last night. Kane says he has no idea what Rollins is talking about and that he is here because he works here.


Kane tells Rollins that this is his first day back after he was assaulted by Brock Lesnar and Rollins. Kane hasn’t stop smiling the entire time… he sounds… chipper. Kane goes on to say that he has taken the liberty of booking Rollins return match for the U.S. title tonight. Rollins looks extremely confused and walks away.

The Cosmic Wasteland vs Neville and The Lucha Dragons
Konnor and Sin Cara start the match off with Konnor getting the advantage quickly. Sin Cara goes for a springboard, but slips on the ropes. The Cosmic Wasteland take turns tagging in and beating down Sin Cara. Sin Cara manages to tag in Neville, who kicks both Konnor and Viktor off the apron. Neville kicks Stardust in the head tries to go for the red arrow, but Konnor distracts him long enough for Stardust to hit the disaster kick. Neville is sent tumbling to the outside.
After a short break The Cosmic Wasteland is working over Neville. Stardust locks in a Gory-Special, but Neville manages to wiggle out of it. Neville kicks Stardust in the head before tagging in Kalisto. Kalisto comes in and cleans house. Kalisto his the Salida del Sol for the win.
Winners- Neville and The Lucha Dragons
Backstage Rollins finds Stephanie and Triple H. Rollins asks the why they reinstated Kane. Triple H doesn’t address the fact that Kane is here. Triple H and Stephanie tell Rollins to worry about Cena tonight, they will worry about Kane. As Rollins leaves, Triple H and Stephanie look concerned.
Ryback vs Bo Dallas 
Before the match can start, Kevin Owens walks down the ramp and sits at the down. Bo Dallas congratulates Owens, and tells Ryback that he didn’t Bolieve. Ryback is all over Dallas. Ryback crushes Bo Dallas with a few clotheslines and a vertical suplex. Dallas hotshots Ryback on the top rope. Dallas kicks Ryback in the face before locking in a rear chin lock. Ryback tosses Dallas in the air and then follows that up with a spine buster. Ryback hits the Meathook, followed by shell-shocked for the win.
Winner- Ryback
As soon as the bell rings, Owens rolls into the ring and beats down Ryback. Owens tries to popup powerbomb Ryback, but Ryback clotheslines him. Owens run out of the ring like a scolded dog.

Ric Flair is on his way to the ring. Flair asks the crowd if he looks like a proud father. The crowd Woo’s in agreement. Flair says his proudest moment of his wrestling career was watching his daughter win the Divas title. Flair introduces Charlotte, who is flanked by her Team PCB teammates Paige and Becky Lynch. Charlotte says that if she managed to make her dad half as proud as she is of him then it was all worth it. She say’s she isn’t going to cry, but I would not hold my breath on that one.
Charlotte thanks Becky Lynch for being her friend. Charlotte tells Paige that she wanted to be like Paige and follow in her footsteps. Paige takes the mic and tells Charlotte that this whole thing is patronizing. Paige says she is the reason all of this was possible. Paige tells Becky that she is the least relevant out of all of them. Paige asks if Natalya even works here any more. She also says Team B.A.D. is all flash and no substance. She goes on to say that everyone knows the real reason the Bellas where on top. Paige storms off as Lynch holds Charlotte back. The Bellas come out and Nikki asks Charlotte if she is woman enough to shoulder the weight of being divas champ.
Charlotte vs Brie Bella
Charlotte goes for a quick roll up. Brie kicks out. Brie hits a missile drop kick off the middle rope for a two count. Charlotte responded with a few chops. Brie tries to escape the ring. Brie pushes Charlotte into the ring steps. Charlotte is favoring her left knee, which is the same one she injured last night. Brie spends some time working over Charlotte’s injured limb. Brie kicks Charlotte over and over again in the injured leg. Brie slaps on a single leg crab. Charlotte stands up and floors Brie with an enzguri. Neck breaker by Charlotte, followed by a spear into the figure eight for the win.
Winner- Charlotte

Sheamus vs Mark Henry
Sheamus swings at Henry but Henry catches his arm and crushes it with one hand. Sheamus rolls to the outside and jaws with the crowd. Sheamus get back in the ring, only to be clotheslined back to the outside. Sheamus tries to get in the ring but Henry grabs his mohawk. Sheamus hotshots Henry on the top rope. Sheamus goes for his clubbing blows on the top rope, but Henry reverses it and tosses Sheamus back into the ring. Sheamus hit s a surprise brogue kick to Henry. Henry gets up and Sheamus brogue kicks him again for good measure.
Winner- Sheamus
Backstage Stephanie and Triple H confront Kane. Kane says he signed a contract to be the Director of Operations, so he plans on fulfilling his contract. Stephanie tells Kane that is all fine in well but if he is going to be there, he needs to give back his mask. Kane says the last time he saw the mask he gave it to Stephanie. He tells her that if she lost it they are going to have a big problem… He then smiles and says he will see them later and damn near skips away in glee.
Backstage Paige runs into Natalya. Natty tells Paige that she thinks she had a lot of valid points. Natty Tells Paige the only person standing in her way is herself.

The New Day and Rusev vs Dolph Ziggler and The Dudley Boyz
Xavier Woods holds up a bag and says the piece of wood in it had to be removed from his buttocks. Kofi Kingston says the Dudleys have to be stopped. Big E. says a wall needs to be built around Dudleyville. The New Day starts a “save the tables” chant.
Ziggler starts the match off with Kingston. They exchange arm bars before Ziggler sends Kingston into the ropes. Drop down leapfrog spot that ends with Kingston monkey flipping Ziggler out of the corner, but Ziggler lands on his feet. Ziggler monkey flips Kingston and Kingston lands on his face. D-von tags in and hits a middle rope neck break on Kingston. D-von tags in Bubba Ray and they hit a double team neck breaker on Kingston. Rusev charges the faces, but almost gets superkicked by Ziggler, before rolling to the outside.
After a short break, Kingston and Big E. are taking turns stomping Ziggler in the corner. Rusev tags in and suplexes Ziggler. Rusev hits the ropes and head-butts Ziggler. Big E. tags in and locks on an abdominal stretch. Ziggler suplexs Big E., but Kingston cuts him off before he can tag out. Rusev and Big E. run into Ziggler at the same time, turning Ziggler into a pancake. Rusev tries to charge Ziggler, but Ziggler moves out of the way. Ziggler ddt’s Rusev and tags in Bubba Ray. Bubba Ray comes in and cleans house. Bubba Ray hits a huge uranage on Kingston, but Rusev breaks up the pin. D-von tags in and he and Bubba Ray double suplex Rusev. The Dudleys hold Rusev’s legs and Ziggler hits the What’s up head butt. Woods gets up on the apron and Ziggler superkicks him. He turns around and runs right into a superkick by Rusev for the win.
Winners- Rusev and The New Day

Natalya vs. Naomi
Naomi pushes Natty, and Natty grabs a side headlock. Both Divas go for a drop kick at the same time, then they both flip to their feet. Naomi puts Natty in a hammerlock, before bulldogging Natty into the turnbuckle. Body slam followed by a leg drop by Naomi. Natty kicks out at two. Natty is about to lock in the Sharpshooter, but Sasha Banks gets on the apron. Natty turns around and walks into the rear view by Naomi. Natalya is down for the count.
Winner- Naomi
Backstage Rollins is complaining about Kane. Stephanie tells Rollins that they think Kane got all of his “anger” out of his system and he should be able to return to work. Rollins protest. Triple H tells him that is enough and he advises Rollins to focus on Cena.
Big Show vs Cesaro
Cesaro hits a running European uppercut as soon as the bell rings. Cesaro goes to the top rope, but as he dives off Show chops him in the chest. Show is demolishing Cesaro. Show grabs Cesaro by the head and tosses him clear across the ring. Cesaro hits multiple uppercuts in the corner before Show grabs him by the throat. Cesaro hit a drop kick to get out of Show’s clutch. Cesaro hits a few uppercuts on the outside of the ring. Cesaro stands on the announce table and dives off. Show catches him and drives him spine first into the turnbuckle. After three attempts, Cesaro suplexes Show from the outside of the ring to the inside. Show gets up immediately and hits Cesaro with the WMD for the win.
Winner- Big Show
The Wyatts all take turns threatening Orton… And apparently Strowman killed a snake and drank its blood… So yeah that happened.
John Cena vs Seth Rollins
Before Lillian Garcia can announce John Cena, Rollins attacks him. Rollins goes for a quick cover but Cena kicks out. Neck breaker by Rollins followed by another cover, but again Cena kicks out. Rollins beats on Cena a bit more before going for a pedigree. Cena reverses it into the STF, but Rollins stands up and hits a flip kick to Cena’s head. Rollins is about to go for a splash in the corner, but Cena explodes out of the corner with a clothesline. Rollins hits a ddt before Cena can capitalize.
After a commercial break Rollins as a rear chin lock on Cena. Cena gets to his feet with Rollins on his back. Cena drive him into the corner. Rollins hits the sling blade for another two count. Cena hits two shoulder tackles before the five-knuckle shuffle. Rollins rolls out of the ring, but Cena brings him back before he can get away. Cena goes to the top rope and Rollins follows. Cena punches Rollins off and hits a cross body. Rollins rolls through and get a two count. Rollins gets up and kicks Cena in the head for another near fall. Rollins puts Cena in the STF, before transitioning into a cross face. Cena gets out, but Rollins runs to the outside and hit his springboard knee smash.
Rollins attempts a pedigree, but Cena slingshots Rollins into corner. Rollins stand on the middle rope, but Cena grabs him from behind and drops Rollins in an electric chair face buster. Cena and Rollins both go for their finishers but they keep reversing each attempt. Rollins hits the buckle bomb, than a falcon arrow for yet another two count. Rollins tries the phoenix splash, but Cena moves. Rollins lands on his feet, but Cena locks in the STF. Rollins gets to the ropes. Rollins hits a frog splash for a two count. After the count, Cena rolls through and picks up Rollins for the AA. Rollins is done.
Winner- John Cena
After the match, Director of Operations Kane appears on the ‘tron and tells Rollins that he wants Rollins to be the best WWE Champion he can be because there are all types of people who want to take the title from him. People he would never expect. Kane’s pyro goes off and Kane comes up through the ring mat. Rollins tries to get away, but Kane eventually pulls him through the hole as smoke shoots out of it. Kane pulled Rollins straight to hell.

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