CHIKARA “Days of the Phoenix” & “5 Senses” (1/30/2016) Results

January 30th, 2016 – 2:00 PM – Philadelphia, PA
Credit: Michael Langan, Dave Muscarella, and The Mystery Men
1. The Proletariat Boar of Moldova pins Arctic Rescue Ant with a Gore.
Mike Quackenbush presented the Challenge of the Immortals Championship banner to Princess Kimberlee for the “Crown & Court’s” tournament victory.
2. Hermit Crab & the debuting Rock Lobster defeat Macklemore Ben & Lewis Ryan when Hermit Crab hit a Naniwa Elbow.
3. Jaka defeated Amasis with a top rope splash. Jakob Hammermeier & Pinkie Sanchez formally announced Jaka as a member of the BDK prior to the match.
4. Juan Francisco de Coronado & Prakash Sabar defeated Dasher Hatfield & Heidi Lovelace when Sabar rolled up Hatfield in a small package after a low blow from Coronado. The Proletariat Boar of Moldova tried using a flag during the match, but “Mr. Touchdown” Mark Angelosetti stopped him. However, Hatfield caught Angelosetti with the flag in hand and thought he was the one who was going to cheat!
– The Magic Move was a clothesline over the top rope, which did occur. All fans received a CHIKARA pen.
5. Soldier Ant defeated Jakob Hammermeier with the Trench Slam. This win earned him his 3rd point and a shot at the Grand Championship.
6. N_R_G (Race Jaxon & Hype Rockwell) retained Los Campeonatos de Parejas 2 falls to 1 over the Nightmare Warriors (Hallowicked & Frightmare)
– Hallowicked pinned Jaxon with Never Wake Up in 7:00.
– Jaxon pinned Hallowicked with a waistlock roll-up in 12:00.
– Rockwell pinned Frightmare with the Hyper Wheel in 18:00.
It was also announced that CHIKARA would come to Toronto on January 23rd. Tickets on sale tomorrow.


January 30th, 2016 – 2:00 PM – Philadelphia, PA
Credit: Michael Langan, Dave Muscarella, and The Mystery Men
1. Kobald defeated Pinkie Sanchez with the Demon’s Toilet. Kobald was replacing an injured Icarus.
2. Los Ice Creams defeatead Adam Ward & Burt West via DQ when the Devastation Corporation ran in and beat down Los Ice Creams about 3:00 in. Princess Kimberlee eventually made the save.
3. Wani pinned “Mr. Touchdown” Mark Angelosetti with a somersault corkscrew neckbreaker. Juan Francisco de Coronado showed up during the match, offering him the Ecuadorian Flag. Touchdown turned it down. He also was bummed he had nobody in his corner.
4. Battleborn (“Juke Joint” Lucas Calhoun & Missile Assault Man) defeated The Batiri (Obariyon & Kodama) when Obariyon tapped out to Missile Assault Man’s sharpshooter. This win gave Battleborn their third point and a future shot at Los Campeonatos de Parejas.
5. The Colony (Fire Ant, Silver Ant & Worker Ant) defeated The Snake Pit (Ophidian, Shynron & Argus) when Fire Ant (who has both of his antennae back now) pinned Shynron after the Ant Hill.
6. Princess Kimberlee retained the Grand Championship over Oleg the Usurper when Blaster McMassive (dressed as an Ice Cream) interfered as Kim had Oleg in the CHIKARA Special. The match is presumably a No Contest (referee Bryce Remsburg said it was not a DQ.) All of the Devastation Corporation beat her and Oleg down. Max Smashmaster said that Oleg ripping up his contract at King of Trios did not make him a free man. He made Kim watch a little girl in the audience cry as the beat her down. Maz said Kim became a queen when she won the Grand Championship and that they will take her down.
7. Encore Match: Heidi Lovelace pinned Juan Francisco de Coronado with the Heidi-Can-Rana, picking up her second point.
CHIKARA returns next Saturday with “National Pro Wrestling Day 2016” in Reading, PA.

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