1987 was a rough
year for Jim Crockett Promotions. Most people know the story of
Starcade 87 (An event we will get to someday) how they bet heavy
going into Chicago. A city they didn't have a fan base in with Ron
Garvin a career long mid carder as world champion. Than not only did
WWF create Survivor Series and ran it on the same day they told any
cable company if they wanted that show they could not air any other
wrestling show. On top of that a huge mistake was made when Crockett
bought out the dying UWF from Bill Watts. While the deal gave him a
great deal of new talent and a number of new TV clearances it also
added a lot of debt to the company. And Crockett was already swimming
in red ink due his efforts to expand. So in 1988 JCP needed some
success and they needed it fast.
The problem is
Crockett and booker Dusty Rhodes hadn't learned from past mistakes.
After the issues of Starcade and holding it in Chicago you would
think they would head back to the Mid Atlantic Area. Instead they
held the event in New York City. You would think with Garvin a guy
viewed as To Southern they would be careful to try and do a more
national show instead we got Bunkhouse Matches. Now really a
Bunkhouse match is just another term for street fight. Its a NO DQ
match using weapons. But that name again just give the impression of
the south. And Dusty had one other issue he loved a particular
finish. So much so it was called the Dusty Finish. For the those that
don't know the Dusty finish like the hour long draw was way to
protect the traveling NWA champion and keep the top draw in a
territory looking strong. It would work like this
Step 1 Ref bump
Step 2 Wrestler does
something to get DQ'ed usually tossing opponent over the top rope.
Step 3 Challenger
pins world champion just as second ref arrives
Step 4 First ref
gets up and overrules the title change and rules it a DQ due to going
over the ropes
Now this would work
back in the older days when Ric Flair would wrestle in Florida one
week, Texas the next, followed by a week in Mid South. But it didn't
work when fans could see it on TV pretty much every major show the
NWA put on. And the final blow for this show the WWF again went head
to head. Creating the Royal Rumble and airing it on Free TV. Of
course the Rumble is now yearly tradition and Bunkhouse Stampede is
another example of how stupid Crockett was. But is that fair? Do we
simply bash this show because the company was sold to Turner soon
after?
We open with a
pretty generic tile card and rock theme. We see Nikita Koloff make
his entrance and even with the light down low we can see the arena is
really empty. I know we don't need a fancy video package but that
does add to aura of the event and makes us think we are watching
something special. Bob Caudle and Jim Ross welcome us to the third
annual finals of the Bunkhouse Stampede. To explain the NWA had done
this before holding a series of Bunkhouse matches with the winner
meeting in a grand finale being held where the winner won a bunch of
money. Another issue the Bunkhouse to get into this show weren't seen
on TV again showing the NWA/JCP still didn't understand the world had
changed. You could no longer simply build to a live crowd when you
asking people to spend money on PPV. Caudle and Ross talk about what
a great night it will be. Ross hypes three title matches and the
finals of the Bunkhouse Stampede. Tony Schiavone will be the ring
announcer for the event.
NWA World
Television Title Nikita Koloff (c) vs. Bobby Eaton with Jim Cornette-
It a champion vs. champion match as Eaton co-holds US tag titles with
Stan Lane. From what I can
tell there isn't much of a feud between these two. Heck Koloff
actually was set to drop the TV title to Mike Routondo six days after
this event. So right off the
bat I'm left wondering why not have it be Routndo vs. Koloff and have
the Express in a tag match. Usual Cornette stuff before the match
lots of stalling and the hug for luck. Caudle and Ross hype it's
power with a ground attack vs. high flyer. Lock up and Koloff power
free. Right away Eaton goes over to consult with Cornette. Another
lock up and Koloff powers off again. A third lock up and Eaton forces
the Russian Nightmare into the corner. Clean break. Head lock in a
hammerlock by Eaton reversed by Koloff. Eaton to the ropes. Another
lock up and again Eaton gets Koloff in the corner this time he hits
on the break. All that does is piss off Koloff and he fires back. Bad
looking shoulder tackle by Koloff its like they lost track of where
they were in the ring and were to close. Top
wrist lock by Eaton. Cornette will not stop yelling. Koloff easily
power free and Eaton claims he pulled his hair. Another lock up and
Koloff works the arm. Eaton tries a single leg but Koloff block it
and gets a wrist lock and than into a hammer lock that drives Eaton
down. Back elbow to get free
by Eaton. Running kicks by Eaton send Koloff to the floor. Brawling
on the floor and Eaton goes to the eyes. Eaton tries to ram Koloff
into the corner in the ring. Koloff blocks and does it to Eaton. Head
lock takedown by Eaton. Koloff
to his feet and gets free. Shoulder block by Eaton. Leap frog by
Koloff and he hits a power slam.
Headlock
takedown by Eaton but Koloff rolls him up for one. Eaton rolls back
over to keep the headlock. Back
to the feet and into the ropes. Bad production we cut over to
Cornette as Eaton lets go and dose something that we miss. Kick sends
Koloff to the floor. Punches
on the dazed Koloff. Headlock on the floor but Koloff powers free and
sends Eaton into the post. Another run into the post and than a hip
toss on the floor. Low blow and rake of the eyes by Eaton that the
referee misses. Back into the ring. Elbow drop by Eaton gets two.
Hammer lock by Eaton. Back
to the feet and Koloff hammers free. Should block by Koloff but Eaton
gets a knee up. Eaton to the top for a missile dropkick. Koloff kicks
at two. Back to the hammer lock by Eaton. Oh god most of this match
has been Eaton holding a hold on the mat as Koloff tries to power
free. And it makes no sense the power guy would be controlled this
much. Even worse its just rest holds its not like Eaton is changing
it up going for a finish. More taunting from a Cornette but again
because he won't shut up it just annoying noise. Finally
Koloff back to his feet as we have four minutes left. Elbows by
Koloff. Russian sickle but Koloff can't follow up right away Back to
the feet and Eaton goes for something but again bad production as we
cut to the crowd. Back to the hammer lock. The crowd was actually
getting into the match and than they go silent. You
know this match is boring as Ross and Caudle talk about what a bad
game plan its been for Eaton to try and make Koloff submit. Again
Koloff power free. Repeat with Eaton again using a divorce court and
back to the damn hammerlock. One
minute left. Eaton keeps the hammer lock on not trying anything else
even though he needs the pin. Finally we get some brawling. Koloff
with mountied corner punches. Running back elbow than Koloff waits
for Eaton to stand up and hits the sickle as time expires.
Well
that match sucked, it was boring, and it made no damn sense. So much
of this match is just Eaton grabbing a hold and being on top cranking
on it before Koloff gets up gets free only for Eaton to take back
over and repeat. It's just
boring. Its a 20 minute match I can get needed some rest holds or
time to call a spot but it felt like 15 mins of it was just the rest
holds. Not helping is the fact Cornette will not shut up. I know a
lot of manger yells but they also know to be quite at times and not
take away from the match itself. Finally the huge logic hole at the
end. Eaton is the challenger yet he wrestled like a heel going for
the time limit draw. Plus a
draw first match? Koloff should have won clean. You can protect Eaton
since you can say “He's not a singles wrestler.” Awful way to
start off this show.
Post
match Cornett tires to attack but Koloff gets the racket. Eaton makes
the save and works over Koloff. Stan Lane out and it's double team on
Koloff. All the more reason Koloff should have won since you have the
Express do a get heat back attack. Caudle
lies calming that was a great match. Ross again questions why they
were trying get Koloff to submit. Funny moment as a referee walks in
front of the shot.
NWA Western
States Heritage Championship Barry Windham (c) vs. Larry Zbyszko with
Baby Doll- The Western States
title is one of those strange one's that pops up in old school
wrestling all the time. JCP
and UWF both used it with Windham winning the tournament in June of
1987. It lasted until 1989.
Most people remember it as the last second replacement title WCW used
in 1991 when Flair took the Big Gold Belt to WWF. But in reality
Zbyszko took the belt with him in 1989 instead it was a title used
for a short lived company Dusty Rhodes ran. The
story for this according to Ross is Larry after a long career wants a
title. The idea was Larry
was targeting Barry as soon as he got in the company. Bell rings and
Baby Doll gets in Windhams' face. Finally Baby Doll leaves and Larry
avoid the lock up and than breaks on one. Arm drag by Windham.
Headlock by Windham and he
takes Zbyzsko with a series of shoulder tackles and than a hip toss.
Zbyszko to the floor. Back
in the ring Zbyszko gets a single leg and ties up the leg. Windham
gets his hand in Larry's face. Larry breaks and complains Windham
pulled the hair. Headlock and Windham is shoved off. Zbyszko goes for
a drop kick but Windham hooks the ropes and Larry hits the ground.
Hammerlock by Larry but big
Barry as they call him won't go down. Firemen's carry out of the
hammer lock by Windham. Exchange
of punches and Windham lands the harder blow. Lockup into the ropes.
Larry tries for a spinning back kick on the break but Windham catches
the foot. Atomic drop by Windham and Zbyszko is back on the floor.
Back in the ring they repeat the single leg into a knee bar spot.
This time Windham tires to roll Larry over. Back on the feet they
shove each other. Zbyszko with a headlock. Shoulder tackle by Larry
but a drop toe hold into a headlock with Windham.
Zbyszko
with a drop toe hold of his own and he works over the knee. Ross
claims Windham's knee was hurt in a recent match that aired on TV.
Toe hold by Zbyzsko. Windham
back to his feet and gets the enziagure. Big right hand by Windham.
Snap power slam by Barry Windham gets two. Body slam by Windham and
he heads to the top rope. Senton misses as Larry rolls out of the
way. Truth is it doesn't look like Windham got enough distance.
Zbyzsko works over the let some more and back to the toe hold. Barry
back to his feet and punches free. Spinning
back kick by Zbyzsko lands and than an awful locking body slam or
maybe it was supposed to be a shoulder breaker. Reverse chin lock by
Larry and it looks really lose as he changes to a head lock. Windham
with a belly to back suplex to get free. Drop toe hold to regain
control by Zbyzsko. Larry
pulls the hair in front of the referee. Nice from Baby Doll as
Windham back elbows free she yells at the ref its an illegal kidney
shot. Punches and again
Windham gets the better of it but the knee is still hurting. Dropkick
by Windham. Ok that kills the momentum a big. Bad enough Windham with
a bad leg already went to the top but now he's springing up on the
bad leg as well. Vertical suplex by Windham but his knee gives way.
Gut wrench suplex by Windham this time the knee is fine. Sleeper by
Windham but Larry has the ropes the announcers miss it. Larry back to
the floor. Windham with an ax handle off the apron and rams Zbyzsko
into a table and than the apron. Zbyzsko manages to sent Windham Into
the post.
Larry
kicks Windham back down and wants the referee to count. Which makes
no sense given Larry is the challenger not the champion. So he
shouldn’t want the countout win. Times like these I really wish the
announcer would try to cover for the heel a bit. Just say “Even if
he doesn’t win the title a countout victory would keep him number
one contender.” Windham trips Larry and pulls him into the post
crotch first. Back
in the ring Windham goes for a whip. Zbyzsko falls over. Windham is
going for the lariat and trips over Larry. Barry Windham back to the
floor hard. Now Zbyzsko slams Windham into a table. Should block into
the sunset flip in the ring by Windham but Zbyzsko shuts it down with
a right hand. Neck breaker is blocked by Windham and he gets the
backslide for two. Windham
blocks a pile driver and gets a back body drop. Cover by Zbyzsko get
two? Ok I never get that in any era. Windham hits a move and Larry
makes the cover. Even if you want to say “That was purely on
instinct." It still shows the guy is aware enough. Both men
collide on a shoulder tackle and they both go down. Zbyzsko goes for
a running knee by Windham moves. Mounted punches from Windham. Whip
and Zbyzsko hits the referee. School boy by Windham. Baby Doll fakes
the count. Windham celebrates. Zbyzsko hits Windham with Baby Doll's
shoe for the win. Ok match with major logic gaps. They
pretty much forget about Windham having a bad knee. Doesn't help the
WSHC was gone soon after. Also the finish makes Windham look real
stupid.
Post match Larry celebrates as Ross talks about how awful it was to
see Barry lose like this. Like I said the Western States Championship
was gone soon after. Larry was supposed to start a feud with Dusty
Rhodes. The idea being Baby Doll who had a long history with Rhodes
would have something on him. A segment was supposed to have her kiss
Dusty the idea being it was the Kiss of Death. But Baby Doll's real
life husband Sam Houston objected and she was fired when she refused.
Larry briefly was managed by Gary Hart and hints were dropped he
would get a NWA title shot at some point but booking changed again
with the Turner buyout. Larry left to head back to the AWA. Windham
would eventually team with Lex Lugar win the World Tag Titles, than
turn on Lugar turn heel, join the Horsemen and win the US Title.
NWA World
Heavyweight Championship Ric Flair (c) with JJ Dillon vs. Hawk with
Paul Ellering- I'm not really
sure what the story line was. The Road Warriors had been long time
allies of various Horsemen rivals. They also had feuded with
Blanchard and Anderson over the NWA tag title. I assume as was pretty
standard for Flair, Hawk had pinned him in a tag match. We actually
don't get the intros or the opening bell as some issues with the
original production causes the network to edit it. Lock up and Flair
forces Hawk back. Hawk shoves Flair across the ring. Headlock
by Hawk and Flair forces him to the corner. Flair chops on the break
and Hawk no sells it. Lock
up and Flair lands a knee than a chop. Flair goes for a shoulder
tackle and Hawk no sells again. Flair tires again and gets caught in
a press slam. Flair to floor and JJ asks for a time out. Hawk pulls
Flair into the ring by the hair and press slams him again. Headbutt
and a Flair flop. Typical Flair as he back up pleading. Hawk with
hard stomps. Standing
dropkick by Hawk and fist drop. JJ is shown pacing around the ring.
Ross and Caudle claim he is nervous but to be honest he look more
board than anything. Hawk with the hiptoss that send Flair across the
ring. Flair back to the outside. Hawk
suplexs Flair back in. Hawk with the bear hug and he lift the world
champion into the air. Hawk turns it into a pin and gets few two
counts. I think they are going
for something new but it just looks awkward. Flair chops and punches
to no effect. Flying shoulder block by Hawk. Flair out to the apron.
Again JJ just look board. Hawk follows out giving Flair a chance go
to the eyes. Flair rams Hawk into the guard rail. NO effect. Hawk
picks up the ring steps and throws them at Flair. Back in the ring
Flair tires to chop again. Low blow by Flair and its right in front
of the referee who some how does not see it. I get you gotta be some
what and just accept the logic but the referee is to damn close to
miss it. Kicks to the midsection and chops but Flair before going
back to the eyes. Snapmare by Flair and he drops the knee. Ric
Flair covers and gets two. The Road Warrior tossed to the floor and
gets whipped into the guard rail a few times. Back to chops by Flair.
Back
in the ring Flair off the top with a double ax. Another snapmare and
knee drop by Flair and he covers. Hawk tosses Flair off. Flair
goes for a back body drop but Hawk turns it into a neck breaker. Fist
drop by Hawk misses. Hawk grabs his leg. Why not go for a knee or leg
drop? I watch the spot back and it does look like Hawk's leg might
hit harder but you eye goes to the fist. Flair attacks the leg.
Cannon ball onto the leg by Flair. More
working over the knee and than Flair gets the referee turned around
and hits another low blow. Flair
working over the leg taunting, laughing and wooing as he does it.
Hawk tries to fight back and
gets a head lock. Flair gets free with a belly to back. Flair wraps
the leg around the post. Figure
four by Flair. The usual
Flair trick of grabbing the rope when he can. The
problem is with Flair's figure four he rarely gets a win with it so
he you don’t' get to excited watching him lock it in. At least
Angle does win most matches with the ankle lock. Hawk turns the hold
over but never sits back so Flair just look ridicules by screaming oh
god. Flair who is right next to the ropes takes forever to finally
grab them and get the break. Flair
to the top rope and Hawk slams him off it. Chops by Hawk. Big
clothesline line by Hawk but he catches the referee as well. Its
actually kind of funny like Hawk was taking out tackling dummies.
Referee to the floor. Hawk clothesline Flair over the top rope. Flair
pulls Hawk out but Hawk send the champion into the post. Flair into
another post and he bleeds. Back in the ring Hawk with a weak looking
power slam. Another
clothesline by Hawk. Flair to the eyes. Flair back to the top and
Hawk cuts him off. Superlex and Hawk cover but still no referee. JJ
Dillon into the ring and hits Hawk. Hawk gos after JJ. Flair has the
chair and nails Hawk. Flair covers as the referee is back up. One two
and Hawk kicks. Vertical Suplex by Flair and Hawk is back up. Mounted
punches by Hawk. Flair flop again. Fist drop by Hawk. Flair has the
chair and the referee calls for the DQ. A mess of a match. Seemed
like Flair was on auto pilot hitting the usual spots. Not helping the
announcers didn't do much to hype Hawk up as real challenger.
Hawk
whips Flair hard into the ropes. Flair bails out as Hawk celebrates.
Ross claims Flair has never come so close to losing the title. WHAT
THE FUCK ROSS? This was Flair's fifth title reign meaning he had lost
four times. Amazing you wait until after the match was over to sell
him as a legit challenger. But even still that is just strange to
say. Hell Flair had just regained the belt a few months ago so it's
not like he was in the middle of a long reign. We see the cage for
the Bunkhouse Stampede getting built. Funny second as we hear someone
talking to Ross and Caudle. On camera for Ross and Caudle again we
see someone walk in front of the shot. Caudle and Ross hype the
Stampede. Ross reminds us Dusty Rhodes has won it twice. Than in a
strange time killer Caudle gives u the credits of all the crew
working on the show. What is going on? Yes a cage needs time to get
set up by there are other things to air. Hell just off the top of my
head show promos from the guys in the main event or how about showing
footage of the matches so we can see how they qualified for it. Ross
explains to be eliminated you have to be tossed over the top of the
cage or out the door. We get footage of the Windham and Zbyzsko
match. Its done in slow mo and it makes Windham look even stupider.
Ross hype how it took Larry
fourteen years to win a major title. Boy that makes Larry seem like a
real loser that took forever and again the Western States Heritage
Championship wasn't a major title
The
run down the list of men in the Bunkhouse Stampede. Ross hype up
Dusty is the only man to win the Stampeded but this year he backed
in. They don't explain how he backed in or show footage. Next is Lex
Luger. Than just name off real quick Blanchard, Anderson, and three
men with Paul Jones. What
they take to long recapping Zbyzsko win? I mean you don’t' even
name who from Jones staple is in the match.
The Bunkhouse
Stampede Dusty Rhodes vs. Tully Blanchard vs. Ivan Koloff vs. The
Warlord vs. Arn Anderson vs. Lex Lugar vs. The Barbarian vs. Road
Warrior Animal with Paul Ellering- None
of the guy get there usual music instead its a generic rock theme.
Dusty is US champion while Arn and Tully are the tag team but they
don't bring down the belt. Paul Jones is at ringside. Big
wild fighting at the start. Warlord and Ivan go after Animal, Tully
and Blanchard after Lugar and Dusty fight with Barbarian. Warlord
with chops on Animal. Dusty goes after Blanchard with the series of
elbows. Anderson save Blanchard from elimination. Warlord
low blows Lugar. Animal
tires to get Blanchard out of very the top but Tull saves himself.
Dusty is trying eliminate Koloff through the door. The Horsemen try
ti get rid of former member Lugar but he goes to the eyes. Warlord
tries to get Dusty out over the top but Dusty is saved. I think
Barbarian crotches himself. We get a shot of Ivan Koloff bleeding
before Dusty rams him in the cage. The camera work is awful. The seem
like they are missing all the real action and showing. Hell even Ross
and Caulde admit it's hard to call. Just an exampel we got a shot
Animal fighting with Tully on the ropes. We hear the fans cheer and
cut back to see Arn Anderson laid out in the center of the ring.
Anderson tries to get rid of Anderson. This let Ivan Koloff choke
Dusty with a rope. Lugar
with mounted punches on Barbarian. We miss Dusty tossing Anderson in
the cage wall to show Koloff bleeding but we do see Dusty do the same
to Blanchard.
Atomic
drop by Lugar on Koloff while Rhodes works his punch series on
Blanchard. Animal grinds Arn Anderson face into the cage. The
Powers in Pain double team Animal.
Barbarian bites Animal and we see him bleeding. I
think Blanchard is whipping is Lugar but we miss it. Lugar suddenly
goes house of fire and attack all the heel. Dusty has a belt and
whips everyone. Rhodes uses
the belt to choke Barbarian. But Barbarian gets the belt and wraps
it around fist to hit Rhodes. More
fighting and it's clear the director has no idea what to show.
Finally we see Anderson tie Lugar up and stomp him. Ok
it looks like Ivan just turned on Barbarian and threw him into the
cage. Back to Powers and Pain double team on Animal with
a double team clothesline. More
just jumping around trying to show everything but not showing us
anything. Lugar has a boot but we miss who he hits with it. Koloff
and Barbarian tie up Dusty in the corner. Flying shoulder block by
Animal on Warlord. Powers
and Pain chop Lex Lugar in the corner. Animal
has Anderson hanging on the cage. Barbarian makes the save but Animal
with a low blow. Tully is trying pull Koloff out the door. After
a while Animal has some how got Koloff up and over the cage wall and
the Russian Bear is done. Lugar
give Barbarian a rope burn. Animal press slams Blanchard onto
Anderson. Animal with kicks
eliminates Warlord. Someone we don’t' see who and they don't name
who forces Animal out. That just sums up what a mess it is to watch
this match. Lugar and Dusty go after the horsemen. Big punches by Lex
Lugar on Blanchard and than a power slam. Torture
Rack by Lugar on Blanchard. Anderson has gotten away from Dusty and
saves his partner. Barbarian attacks Dusty allowing the horsemen to
double team Lugar.
Goard
buster by Anderson on Lugar. Blanchard
and Anderson try to shove Lugar out. Lugar able to hold on and kicks
them off. Lugar still in a bad spot and is right by the door. Lugar
attacks Anderson Blanchard nearly out the door trying get rid of
Lugar. Dusty fight with
Barbarian. Low blows by
Lugar on Anderson. Arn hangs
his body out the door trying finish off Lugar. Anderson, Lugar, and
Blanchard all fall out the cage. Again the camera shot is awful. I
think its supposed to be Tully hit Lugar enough to send him back but
he caught Anderson who was on the steps meanwhile Lugar was strong
enough to grab onto Tully and pull him out. Jones
passes something to Barbarian. Big right hand by Barbarian knocks
Rhodes down. Barbarian to the top rope and
comes off with a headbutt. A second flying headbutt attempt connects.
Barbarian drags Dusty to the
door. Rhodes holds on. Punches and elbows by the Dream. Back
in the center Dusty hits a back elbow. The fight up the ropes to the
top of the cage. Headbuts by Barbarian and he tries to lift Dusty up
and over. Dusty fights back again. Dusty
gets Barbarian over the cage. Atomic elbow and a second one sends the
Barbarian to the floor for the win. What a freaking mess that was.
First and foremost watching at home you miss so much of the action.
Sure live you miss parts of it but its worse since it feels you miss
everything. Doing it in a cage really slowed the action they should
have kept it out of a cage and just made it a battle royal with
weapons. Finally Dusty wins? Really it's 1988 Dusty was already
fading. He had the US title so he didn’t' need a big PPV win. If
anything since Lugar was set to challenger for the World Title that
year give it to him or hell either of the Power of Pain.
We
see Jim Crockett award Dusty the big boot trophy and check for
winning. Ross claims Dusty was thinking about retirement but he came
out and fought for the people of the USA. We
don't even get a victory promo by Dusty. Instead we go back to Ross
and Caudle who again have someone walk through the shot. Once if
funny twice is shocking, three times says “We don't care.” Ross
brags about what a statement the NWA has made here. You got that Ross
you sent a message your shows look awful and are boring! I think the
fans are chanting for a refund. Ross and Caulde recap the results of
the events. Ross plugs the Jim Crockett Senior Memorial cup.
Ok
this was not a Pay Per View. It's a clearly a house show someone
filmed and put on Pay Per View. That
is truly how this feels. I mean the TV title match is house show
booking 101. The NWA had a
real problem moving from house shows to the modern era of PPV and it
shows. This card would have been ok as just a live event back in 1981
but by 1988 you were in a new world. This
event is bad and it was as far from the hit Crockett needed.
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