The Authority comes out and Stephanie McMahon says it’s Sting’s fault they aren’t in charge here, but they are still winners because they have corporate responsibilities. She talks about having Thanksgiving with family and cries, then Triple H asks if they are enjoying this and he calls them bullies. HHH says Sting added to the demise of WWE, then he talks about how the company will fall apart and no one can run the company but them. He runs the crowd down about not having wrestling on Mondays anymore, and they are going to leave, but the fans will beg them to come back.
Daniel Bryan comes out and mocks them with a YES chant, then HHH and Stephanie try to leave but Bryan follows them up the ramp and chants in their faces. Bryan says that it felt great to kick them out of the ring, but now he’s getting to Team Authority because he’s been put in charge tonight. He brings Team Authority out to the stage and says he is a fair man, and Seth Rollins should be used to fighting in handicap matches. Bryan says tonight won’t be any different, so Rollins will have two teammates against John Cena and Dolph Ziggler. Rollins cuts him off and says he wants to know what’s going on, but Bryan says he’s not picking his partners, the fans will on the WWE App. Bryan lists the choices and says it could be Henry and Kane, Henry and Harper, or Mercury and Noble!
Bryan calls for the voting now, but Rollins backtracks and tries to get out of it and Bryan tells him to just accept it and get out of the way. Bryan next brings up Kane and says he’s gotten off track and Kane shouldn’t be Director of Operations anymore, and instead names him in charge of concessions and makes him sell popcorn and hotdogs. Bryan moves on to Rusev and says he should be more patriotic, so he has two options: he can compete in a company wide battle royal for the United States championship, or he can come in the ring and recite the Pledge of Allegiance! Rusev and Lana storm off so Bryan brings up Harper’s Intercontinental Championship win last week, and says he won’t get help from the Authority, and he will defend tonight against Dean Ambrose. Henry tries to walk away but Bryan says he has a match too, and he will face Ryback, and it’s happening right now.
Ryback vs Mark Henry
Ryback runs down the ramp and hits Henry, then he whips him into the ringpost and some referees separate them as we go to a break. We get back from a break to see the bell ring, and Ryback punches Henry in the corner before Henry shoves him back and knocks him down. Ryback comes back with a spinebuster and connects with a Meathook for the win.
Winner – Ryback
Triple H and Stephanie are shown walking to their car and Vince McMahon is shown leaning next to it, and Stephanie says she is sorry to him. Vince says he put them against the odds because he thought they would overcome it, but now it’s over and somehow he will fix things. Stephanie apologizes again but Vince says the hell with it, and he says he’s never been sorry in his life before they get in the car and leave.
Intercontinental Championship
Dean Ambrose vs Luke Harper (c)
Harper hits Ambrose a few times and slams him into the turnbuckles, then Ambrose takes him down and applies a hammerlock. Harper hits him in the face but Ambrose comes back with an elbow, then he knocks Harper on the floor and tackles him as we go to a break. We get back to see Ambrose fight out of a side headlock, then Harper hits him a few times before sweeping his legs and sending him outside. Harper whips him into the barricade before Ambrose drops him with a clothesline, then he rolls Harper in and jabs him several times before hitting a standing legdrop. Ambrose gets a near fall before Harper tries to powerbomb him, then Ambrose counters with a backslide before Harper kicks him in the side.
Harper sets up a superplex but Ambrose shoves him back and hits a diving elbow, then Harper surprises him with a side kick before Ambrose comes back with a clothesline for two. Harper rolls outside and tries to leave with his title, but Ambrose splashes him into the barricade and Harper rolls back into the ring. Ambrose tries to hit Dirty Deeds but Harper shoves him into the referee, and the ref calls for the bell but Ambrose ends up beating Harper with a chair. He connects with Dirty Deeds on the chair, then he tries to set up a ladder but Bray Wyatt runs in from behind and hits Sister Abigail on the floor and whips Ambrose over the commentary table. Bray throws a bunch of chairs at Ambrose and piles them on, then stands on the commentary table and drops a final chair on him and taunts the crowd.
Winner (by disqualification) – Dean Ambrose
Santino Marella and Larry The Cable Guy come to the stage (with Larry wearing a luchador mask and camo shorts), and Santino says it’s good to be back. Larry says he’s ready to wrestle but Santino says that’s not what they are there for, and Larry talks about knowing how to wrestle. Santino asks who he fought before and Larry cracks some jokes about his physique and skills, then Gold and Stardust chase them off and head to the ring.
WWE Tag Team ChampionshipsGold and Stardust vs The Miz & Damien Sandow (c)
Goldust and Stardust attack Miz early as we go to a break, then we get back to see him being checked by the medical staff as Sandow hits a neckbreaker. Goldust knocks him down and applies a side headlock, but Sandow breaks it so Goldust powerslams him for a two count. Stardust hits a front release suplex for two, then Sandow takes Stardust down and kicks him before he applies a Figure Four leglock. Stardust almost taps but Goldust breaks it up, then Stardust avoids a Skull Crushing Finale by Sandow and sends him towards the ropes. Miz jumps up and blind tags in, then Stardust hits Sandow with a Disaster Kick, but Miz rolls in and hits a Skull Crushing Finale for the win.
Winners – The Miz & Damien Sandow
Lana and Rusev come to the ring and Lana says this isn’t fair, and Rusev tries to leave but Daniel Bryan appears on the Titantron and says he thought this might happen. Bryan says he is fair, unlike The Authority, and he will give them another chance to comply. He says he could send a ref to the ring, but he’s going to let Rusev try this again, and sends Sgt. Slaughter to the ring to supervise. Slaughter calls for the American flag to be presented above the ring, then he tells them to follow along with him, and says it’s an order. Rusev refuses but Lana reluctantly follows and recites the Pledge of Allegiance, then Rusev stops her about halfway through and tells her to leave. Rusev challenges Slaughter to fight him, but Jack Swagger runs out and Rusev starts kicking him. Rusev hits the ropes but Swagger catches him and powerslams him, then he applies the Patriot Lock until Rusev breaks away and leaves.
Kane is shown serving guests at a concession stand when Santino and Larry The Cable Guy walk over, and Santino says Kane is actually a nice guy. Santino tells Larry he is just misunderstood, then Larry tells Santino to order for him. Santino orders a hot dog and Kane squeezes a mustard bottle all over him, and tells Larry he’s actually a big fan.
Fandango (w/ Rosa Mendes) vs Justin Gabriel
Fandango hits Gabriel a few times and sends him to the apron, then Gabriel surprises him with a springboard kick before Fandango clotheslines him. Fandango connects with a front suplex, then he follows with a top rope legdrop for the win.
Winner – Fandango
Big Show comes out and says he wanted to make sure they were all on the same page, and he’s been reading about how he’s a bad guy for what he did. He says the truth is he’s human and he made a mistake, and they should understand he hasn’t changed because he despises The Authority. Show talks about how they harassed and blackmailed him last year, then he talks about how a medical condition (Acromegaly) makes him this big and strong, but he still has a heart. Show says he thought his team was going to lose and he wanted to do the right thing, and he hopes they can forgive him. He says he would do things differently if he had known what was going to happen, and he says he’s put his body on the line for over twenty years, so they kind of owe him one here.
The fans boo him so Show finally gets angry and says he’s no traitor, and he had everything on the line so they should keep their mouths shut. Show says he hears the whispers in the locker room, so if anyone wants to call him a traitor they can come do it to his face. Erick Rowan ends up coming to the ring and Show mocks him for being out here without his stuffed animal, and says he expected John Cena, not him. Show tries to tell him to leave before he gets hurt, but Rowan takes the mic and says he doesn’t like bullies, and proceeds to hit him with some punches and a leg lariat. He knocks Show out of the ring and dares him to come back, but Show kicks the steps and says he sealed his own fate just now.
Brie Bella (w/ Nikki Bella) vs AJ Lee
AJ walks out and congratulates Nikki for turning her life’s work into an accessory, and says Brie did the impossible and proved she’s a bigger skank than Nikki. The bell rings and Brie shoves her in the corner, then she punches her a few times before AJ kicks her in the face. AJ dropkicks her through the ropes and gives chase, then she shoves Brie down and drops Nikki with a forearm shot. Brie hits her in the back and rolls her inside, getting a near fall before she slams her down and stomps on AJ’s shoulder. Brie applies a wristlock but AJ counters with a rollup, then she hits a Thesz press and follows with a corner clothesline and a spinning kick for two. AJ goes after her again but Nikki causes a distraction, and Brie hits her and rolls her up for the win. AJ gets pissed off and says of course it takes two of them to beat her, because they are half the woman she is, and talent isn’t sexually transmitted.
Winner – Brie Bella
Adam Rose & The Bunny vs Tyson Kidd & Natalya
Rose yells at Bunny for talking to Larry The Cable Guy and Santino (at commentary), then he drags him into the corner by his ears but Bunny wants the tag. Bunny does a Ric Flair strut and dropkicks Kidd in the corner, then he stomps him a few times and does a bunny dance. Kidd catches him with a spinning side kick, then he repeatedly punches Bunny in the corner and Nattie asks for a tag. Nattie ends up checking on the Bunny but Kidd tags himself back in, and Bunny flapjacks him before Rose tags in and hits a spinebuster for two. Rose whips Kidd towards the ropes and Bunny reaches out to trip him, but Kidd reverses and Bunny trips Rose inadvertently, and Kidd slams him down for the win.
Winners – Tyson Kidd & Natalya
Renee Young tries to talk to Ryback about his victory earlier tonight, but Ryback says he’s not concerned with that right now. Ryback says it’s close to Thanksgiving and he’s actually really hungry, then he laughs and asks where a good concession stand is, and walks away.
Ryback ends up finding Kane at the concession stand and screams that he’s hungry, and he asks for some tuna fish, a protein shake and some beef jerky. Kane says they are all out of that and throws a hot dog at him, then Ryback jumps at him and attacks him, chasing him away. Ryback grabs a bag of peanuts and says Kane forgot his nuts, then throws them at him and calls him stupid and laughs.
John Cena & Dolph Ziggler
vs Seth Rollins, Jamie Noble & Joey Mercury
Rollins has some miscommunications with his team as we cut to a break, then we get back to see Dolph hit Noble with a DDT but Mercury breaks up the pin. Rollins hits Dolph behind the ref’s back and Mercury whips him into the barricade, then they keep Dolph isolated in the corner. Mercury goes for a suplex but Dolph floats over and finally gets the tag, then Cena hits a shoulder tackle and follows with a side slam. Rollins runs in but Dolph and Cena surround him, then Mercury and Noble attack them in the corners. They go for a double whip but Cena and Dolph reverse it, then Cena hits an Attitude Adjustment as Dolph hits a Zig Zag and they make simultaneous covers for the win.
Winners – John Cena & Dolph Ziggler
Daniel Bryan runs down and throws Rollins back in the ring, and Dolph superkicks him, followed by an AA from Cena. They all celebrate in the ring until a familiar beeping is heard, and it’s the return of the Anonymous RAW GM! Michael Cole reads the message, and it says respect and order will return to RAW next week!
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