Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman are in the ring as a loud “Suplex City” chant erupts. Heyman grabs a mic and recounts Lesnar’s impressive victory against Big Show at the WWE Network’s live event at MSG this past weekend. Heyman tells us that their focus will be on The Undertaker now. WrestleMania was supposed to be Undertakers match, and he could not beat Lesnar. Hell in a Cell is supposed to be Undertakers match, and the result will be the same. Heyman goes on to say that Undertaker had a year to plot his revenge, but at SummerSlam Undertaker realized he is not deadman-enough to get revenge on Brock Lesnar.
Heyman says this will be the very last time ever that Lesnar will fight Undertaker. One of them will walk out the winner of this war. The other will not walk out of the cell at all. This is not a prediction. This is in fact a spoiler. Before Heyman can finish his thought, Big Show’s music hits and Show makes his way to the ring. Lesnar laughs as Show enters the ring. There is a loud “please retire chant” before Show can say a word. Show tells Lesnar that he guesses Lesnar took him to “Suplex City” after all. Show tells Lesnar that he is going to be the bigger man. Show extends a hand to Lesnar, but Lesnar laughs and walks off. Show tells Lesnar that it must be nice to be as arrogant as he is… He hopes Lesnar loses to Undertaker again. Lesnar gets back in the ring and charges Show. Lesnar tosses Show with an overhead belly-to-belly, then an F5.
Backstage, Seth Rollins and Stephanie McMahon are watching the monitor. Rollins says there is no way he can face the Dudley Boyz tonight. Show was supposed to be his partner. Rollins asks Stephanie to call the match off because he can’t fight them both himself. Stephanie tells Rollins that he is supposed to be the man, so he needs to go figure it out.
Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose, and Randy Orton vs The Wyatt Family
Reigns and Harper start off the match. Reigns pushes Harper into the corner, but then immediately makes a b-line to the outside and attacks Wyatt. Reigns, Orton, and Ambrose all attack Strowman, but cannot get him off his feet. Strowman tumbles through the ropes but still lands on his feet. After a short break Ambrose lays in the middle of the ring. Everyone is confused, especially his adversary Harper. Harper walks over to him and Ambrose rolls him up in a small package for a two count. Harper tags in Strowman, but before Strowman can get in the ring, Ambrose knocks him off the apron. Ambrose dives over the top rope, but Ambrose gets caught and slammed hard into to the mat.
Strowman, Harper, and Wyatt take turns beating down Ambrose. Wyatt misses a senton on Ambrose, Ambrose finally gets to Orton for a tag. Orton powerslams Harper, and follows that up with the rope assist ddt. Orton calls for the RKO, but Strowman pulls him out of the ring. Reigns tags in, and destroys Harper. Reigns runs to the outside and superman punches Wyatt for good measure. Reigns picks up Harper for a huge powerbomb. Wyatt breaks up the pin. Wyatt almost hits Sister Abigail on Orton, but Orton reverse it into an RKO attempt that Wyatt narrowly escapes. Harper gets RKO’d because he was dumb enough to get close to Orton. Harper gets up and gets speared by Reigns for the win.
Winners- Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose, and Randy Orton
Neville vs Sheamus
King Barrett is out for commentary. Sheamus runs down Neville, but before Sheamus can finish his insult, Neville attacks him. The ref has to pull Neville off of Sheamus. King Barrett says he is shocked by Neville’s actions and he is going to go have a word with Neville. King Barrett distracts Neville for a split second and Sheamus brogue kicks Neville’s head clean off. Ok, maybe not clean off, but it was a nasty kick to the face.
Winner- Sheamus
Kane is in the ring and he says he understands why Rollins attacked him last week. He would have done the same thing if a 7-foot monster was chasing after him. Kane says he will be Rollins partner during the tag team match later tonight. Rollins comes out and makes a “deflategate” joke since they are in Boston (talk about low hanging fruit). Rollins says there is no way Kane is capable of being his partner. Kane says he is going to help Rollins prove that he is the best by helping him tonight. Kane tells Rollins that he has a poster hanging in his office that says sometimes you have to go through hell to be proud of the man you see in the mirror.
Stephanie comes out and says this has gone to far. Stephanie tells Rollins that everyone knows it was him who lodged the complaint against Kane. Stephanie goes on to defend Tom Brady. Stephanie tells Rollins that at Hell in a Cell Rollins will defend the WWE world heavyweight championship at Hell in a Cell against Demon Kane. There is one caveat: If Demon Kane loses, Corporate Kane will be relived of his duties as Director of Operations.
Backstage, Rollins is complaining to Triple H. Triple H tells Rollins to do onto others before they do onto you.
Natalya vs Paige
Paige tries to roll up Natty, but Natty reverse it into another pinning combination. Paige kicks out at two. Paige retreats to the outside. Natty goes to the outside after Paige, but Paige kicks Natty in the face. Paige rolls Natty back into the ring and locks in a body scissors. Natty picks Paige up, but Paige turns it into another pinning combo. Natty kicks out yet again. Paige locks in a hellacious abdominal stretch. Natty reverses it, but Paige sends Natty into the corner.
Paige charges Natty, but Natty moves out of the way. Natty gets another near fall after a spinning lariat. Paige surprises Natty with the Paige-turner, but Natty somehow manages to kick out. Natty send Paige to the mat butt first then follows up with the Natty kick combo for another two count. Natty locks in the sharpshooter, but Paige get to the ropes. Natty locks in the sharpshooter again and Paige has no choice but to tap out.
Winner- Natalya
Kevin Owens vs Sin Cara
Cara and Owens lock up with Owens quickly getting the advantage. Running senton by Owens for a near fall. Owens locks in a side headlock, Cara gets to his feet, but Owens sends him down to the mat. Owens takes a moment to jaw at Kalisto which allows Cara to take control. After a few too many spring board attacks, Owens catches Cara in a gut in midair. Owens tosses Cara into the ropes for the pop up powerbomb for the win.
Winner- Kevin Owens
After the match, Owens attacks Kalisto. Owens is about to powerbomb Kalisto on the apron, but Ryback runs down to make the save.
Backstage, The New Day interrupts Stephanie. She tells them she doesn’t have time for them. She tells them that they will defend the tag titles against the Dudleys at Hell in a Cell.
Seth Rollins and Kane vs the Dudley Boyz
Kane is out first and he is still in his suit and he has a terrible limp. Kane and Bubba Ray start the match. Before Kane and Bubba can lock up, Rollins tags himself in. Rollins gets in Bubba Ray’s face and Bubba Ray tosses him down to the mat. Rollins grabs a side headlock, but Bubba Ray whips Rollins into the rope. Bubba destroys Rollins with a shoulder block. Rollins rolls to the outside to get his whips about him. Rollins gets in the ring and Bubba hits multiple punches and chops to Rollins. Bubba Ray tags in D-Von and the hit a double elbow drop on Rollins. Rollins tags in Kane. D-Von kicks Kane in the leg and Kane immediately tags in Rollins. D-Von hits his middle rope neck breaker on Rollins. Kane tags himself in and uppercuts D-Von. Kane tags in Rollins and they actually work as a team for a bit before Kane goes out to the apron.
After a short break D-Von goes low on Kane and Kane tumbles to the mat. Rollins tags in and the Doctor comes over to Kane and says they have to go to the back. Rollins pulls a pair of handcuffs out of thin air (or some place we should try not to imagine) and handcuffs Kane to the ring post. D-Von tosses Rollins into Kane and Kane falls off the apron and the handcuffs break. The Doctor helps Kane to the back and right before Kane disappears to he turns and give Rollins a devilish look. The Dudleys proceed to beat the crap out of Rollins. After the whazz up head-butt, Bubba Ray tells D-Von to get the tables. The Dudleys grab a table, but Rollins dropkicks the table. The referee disqualifies Rollins (I know, I know, just go with it).
Winner- The Dudley Boyz
Rollins grabs his belt but before he can leave Kane appears and attacks him. Kane is about to chokeslam Rollins, but the Dudleys get back in the ring and hit the 3D on Kane. Rollins is about to leave, but he grabs the table the Dudleys had and sets it up in the ring. Rollins yells at Kane, but Kane grabs him by the throat. Rollins fight out of it and kicks Kane in the head. Rollins goes to the top rope and dives off, but he gets caught midair and chokeslammed through the table.
Team B.A.D. vs Team Bella
The teams banter back and forth before the match starts. Nikki charges Naomi, but ends up getting her face smashed into Naomi’s butt. Running leg lariat by Naomi. Naomi tags in Banks, who mushes Nikki’s face with her boot in the corner. Brie tags in and gets stacked up in the corner by Banks. Banks hits her double knee smash of the second rope. The remaining Team Bella members pull Brie out of the ring.
After a commercial break Brie hit the Brie mode knee smash. Brie tags in Nikki who hits the Mr. Perfect neck whip. Nikki knocks Banks off of the apron for good measure. Alicia Fox tags in and executes a beautiful northern lights suplex for a two count. Brie hits multiple kicks to Naomi’s chest. Naomi charges Brie and takes her down. Brie manages to get to her corner and tag in Fox who slaps on a side headlock. Fox charges Naomi in the corner, but Naomi moves out of the way. Naomi tags in Sasha who takes out all of the heels. Brie tries to get involved, but Tamina superkicks Brie. Nikki takes out Tamina, Naomi hits the rear end on Nikki and Fox big boots Naomi in the face. While Fox is yapping at Naomi, Banks locks in the Banks statement. Fox has no choice but to tap out.
Winners- Team B.A.D.
Summer Rae is in the ring. She said she heard a rumor that Summer is over.
Summer calls out Rusev. Rusev comes out and Summer says she wanted to take some time and dedicate an entire segment of Raw to him. She directs Rusev to look at the ‘tron. She has a video package dedicated to him.
Summer tells Rusev she has to ask him something. Summer gets on one knee and purposes to Rusev. Rusev says he doesn’t know what to say. Summer says they can go way farther that he ever did with Lana. Rusev just needs to say yes. Rusev says yes. Summer is elated. Rusev says he said yes… but not yet. Rusev says they have to prove that they are worthy of each other. He needs to have WWE gold around his waist, and then she can have gold on finger.
John Cena vs …
Dolph Ziggler’s music hits, but Ziggler doesn’t come out. After a minute or so, The New Day comes out, dragging Dolph Ziggler’s limp body. John Cena is going to face Big E. instead.
John Cena vs Big E.
Cena surprises Big E. with a float over side headlock. Cena hits the ropes, but runs right into a hard shoulder block by Big E. Big E hits an overhead belly-to-belly followed by a spear through the ropes. Big E. hits Cena with a stiff body slam. Cena recovers in the corner. Big E. charges Cena but Cena moves out of the way. Cena charges Big E, but Big E. tosses Cena to the mat with a uranage suplex. Running splash by Big E. Cena tries to roll to the outside, but Big E. splashes Cena on the apron as well.
Cena tries to fight back but Big E. runs right through Cena. Big E. goes to the well once to often and gets back body dropped over the top rope. Cena follows Big E to the outside, but Big E. launches Cena into the steel steps. Big E sets up for the big ending, but Cena unloads on Big E. with a few right hands. Cena goes for a cross body, but Big E. catches him. Cena wiggles out and hits his spinning backdrop and the five-knuckle shuffle. Kingston and Woods get involved, but the ref sees it. The ref kicks Woods and Kingston out. During the confusion, Cena hits the AA on Big E. for the win.
Winner- John Cena
After the match Kingston and Woods attack Cena. Dolph Ziggler tries to make the save, but he accidentally superkicks Cena. The New Day beat Ziggler down until The Dudley Boyz makes the save. Kingston hits trouble in paradise on Bubba Ray twice. The New Day continues the beat down, hitting their finish on D-Von. The New Day celebrates as they walk up the ramp.
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