Tuesday, September 30, 2014

9/29 WWE Raw Report

The Authority comes out and Stephanie says she can relate to the crowd wanting to be quitters(playing off of the CM Punk chants), or they steal like Dean Ambrose does. She says Ambrose may have stolen the briefcase on Smackdown, but Seth Rollins is still the owner of the contract and Ambrose will be dealt with. Triple H says they won’t let anyone disrespect this business, then Paul Heyman cuts him off and says Rollins disrespected his client and he will be dealt with. Heyman talks about how Rollins Curb Stomped Brock Lesnar at Night of Champions, then Stephanie says Heyman better not be making any threats.
Rollins comes out and says Heyman needs to understand why he came after Brock in the first place, and he is trying to build his career and create opportunity. He says nobody wanted John Cena to win the title again, and he was acting in his best interest, but he will apologize to both Heyman and Brock. Rollins says he is truly sorry, but Heyman says he gets it, and Rollins will deal with Brock himself if it ever happens again. He goes to leave but HHH gets in his face, and he tells Heyman he enjoyed the conversation and Heyman ends up leaving. Rollins says now they need to get to Ambrose, and Ambrose thinks this is funny, but it’s not, then Ambrose appears on the Titantron and taunts Rollins while he holds the briefcase. Rollins goes to find Ambrose, but Cena runs down the ramp and hits him, then The Authority gets out of there while Cena celebrates in the ring.
We see The Authority backstage and they talk about getting the briefcase back, and Joey Mercury and Jamie Noble tell HHH they will get the case back. HHH tells them to do whatever they need to, because Ambrose is crazy, and Noble asks if they could use sledgehammers. HHH says that’s not happening because the two of them could be dangerous, and tells them to go get it however they have to.

Intercontinental Championship
Cesaro vs The Miz (w/ Damien Sandow) vs Dolph Ziggler (c)
Cesaro knocks Miz down and tries to press slam him, but Dolph dropkicks him in the back and knocks them both down as we go to a break. We get back to see Dolph counter a backdrop by Cesaro and Miz with a double DDT, then he splashes Miz and dropkicks Cesaro before splashing him. Dolph hits a double neckbreaker for two, then he hits the ropes but Sandow trips him and Miz tries to steal a rollup. Dolph kicks him before trying to roll Miz up, then he comes off the top rope but Miz catches him and goes for a Figure Four. Dolph kicks him into the ropes and Cesaro uppercuts him, then Dolph launches Cesaro into Miz and puts Miz in the Figure Four. Miz flails around before Cesaro breaks it up, then Cesaro hits Miz in the corner before Miz clotheslines him in the corner. Cesaro uppercuts him coming off the ropes, but Dolph comes in and superkicks him and makes the cover to retain.
Winner – Dolph Ziggler

Rosa Mendes (w/ Natalya & Tyson Kidd) vs Layla (w/ Summer Rae)
 Nattie and Tyson fight over Tyson playing a game and listening to music, then Rosa hits Layla with some forearms. Layla pulls out some of Rosa’s extensions and throws her out of the ring, and Nattie gets in Layla’s face but Summer runs over and yells at her. Nattie takes her down and punches her, Tyson oblivious to it all, and Rosa hits Layla before Layla comes back with a LayOut for the win.
Winner – Layla

After The Authority sends their team looking for him, Dean Ambrose comes to the ring and says he was in the concession stands and he came to a conclusion. He says he doesn’t like how the Authority runs things, so they will have a clearance sale and everything must go. He says the only thing he’s keeping is the briefcase, because it’s special and he saw what’s inside, so he knows why Rollins wants it back. Ambrose starts auctioning off some shirts, then Mercury and Noble come to the ring and ask for the briefcase. Ambrose dares them to come get it but they end up leaving, then he throws some shirts in the crowd before Rollins brings a security team out. Ambrose says Rollins can take the case without issue, and it belongs to him, then Ambrose goes into the crowd and Rollins watches him leave. Rollins opens it and a bunch of green mist sprays him in the face, then Ambrose laughs from the crowd and denies doing it while Rollins flips out in the ring.
Seth Rollins flips out backstage about what just happened, and he says he could have been blinded but Triple H just tells him to go to the trainer’s office. Randy Orton and Kane laugh and Rollins yells at them, then he leaves and HHH asks where Ambrose is. Kane says he was seen going to John Cena’s locker room, so HHH says they should be told Cena and Ambrose will team against Orton and Kane tonight. They hear a buzzing and everyone checks their phones, but the noise is coming from the briefcase, and Rollins walks back in and says it’s an electric razor before taking it with him.

Mark Henry vs Bo Dallas
Mark Henry comes out and talks about letting the fans down, then Bo Dallas says he lost to Rusev twice and he should close the Hall of Pain. Bo tells him to enter a Hall of Bo-lievers, then the bell rings and Henry whips him into the turnbuckles and hits him. Henry scoop slams him and headbutts him, then he goes for a slingshot bomb but Bo rolls away and hits a Bo-Dog for the win.
Winner – Bo Dallas

Renee Young catches up with Bo Dallas backstage and asks how he got the biggest victory of his career, and he smiles and says he’s been telling people all along. He says all you had to do is ‘Bo-lieve’, then we see Mark Henry walking up behind him and Henry hits him in the back. Henry punches Bo a few times and throws him into some staging trunks, then he repeatedly slams the trunk into Bo’s head and says that’s what he does.
Brie Bella vs Eva Marie & Cameron
Nikki comes out and says it’s fitting that Brie is getting ready for a match in the same arena she quit in, and Daniel Bryan is still sitting at home injured. She says Brie really quit for herself and the attention, not Bryan, and Nikki suffered the whole time, but now she will have a handicap match. Brie opponents make their entrance and Brie armdrags Eva, then Cameron comes in and hiptosses Brie, but Brie comes back with some forearm shots. Brie hits Eva on the apron, then she whips Cameron into Eva and rolls her up for the win. 
Winner – Brie Bella
Slater Gator (w/ Hornswoggle) vs Los Matadores (w/ El Torito)
Hornswoggle is dressed as an alligator, and he does the ‘Gator Chomp’ with his arms while Titus hits Diego in the corner. Diego kicks him and jumps off the ropes, but Titus catches him and hits a backbreaker. Adam Rose and the Rosebuds do commentary while Fernando hits Slater with a hurricanrana, then he chops Slater and clotheslines him. Fernando heads up top but Hornswoggle distracts him, and Torito chases him away before Slater steals it with a rollup.
Titus attacks Torito and slams him on the mat, then Hornswoggle gator rolls (like Luke Harper)Torito before Adam Rose says this is enough. Rose and the Bunny taunts Titus, then the Matadores hit a double backbreaker before the Bunny splashes him.
Winners – Slater Gator

Rusev and Lana come out and talk about Big Show attacking after he lost and was beaten down, but Show comes out and says they are twisting the facts. Show says their propaganda is crap, and the truth is that he beat Rusev down, but Rusev cuts him off and says he will hurt Show. Rusev says he will crush every bone in his body, but Show tells him to shut up, and he will go ‘Lebowski’ on him and crush some white Russians. Show charges the ring, but Rusev runs away, and Show celebrates by tearing the Russian flag off of the rafters.

AJ Lee vs Alicia Fox
Alicia taunts AJ and bumps her chest, but AJ takes her down before she kicks her in the face. Alicia ends up on the floor and Paige (who named AJ’s opponent) helps her up, but AJ splashes them both and rolls Alicia inside. AJ goes to attack her but Paige jumps on the apron, and Alicia uses the distraction to roll AJ up for the win. Paige attacks AJ after the match and Alicia joins in, then Paige connects with RamPaige before they taunt her and leave.
Winner – Alicia Fox
Sheamus vs Damien Sandow
Sandow hits Sheamus in the corner before Sheamus gets pissed and snapmares him across the ring, then he knees him a few times before Sandow takes him down. Sandow applies a side headlock, but Sheamus breaks out and hits Ten Beats, then Miz goes and checks on Sandow but Sheamus cuts him off. Sheamus whips him Sandow into Miz and knocks him down, then Sheamus rolls Sandow in and Brogue Kicks him for the win.
Winner – Sheamus

Dean Ambrose & John Cena vs Kane & Randy Orton 
Orton and Kane stomp Cena and keep him grounded, then we see Orton slam Cena down and taunt the crowd. Orton taunts the crowd and calls for the end, but Cena counters it and Orton responds with a backbreaker for two. Kane kicks Cena in the face and hits a side slam for two, then Orton stomps Cena and taunts Ambrose on the apron. Cena takes Orton down and makes a tag, then Ambrose hits Orton several times before hitting the ropes. Kane grabs his foot but Ambrose turns and splashes him, then he splashes Orton and rolls him into the ring.
Ambrose connects with Dirty Deeds but Seth Rollins runs in and causes a disqualification, then Ambrose attacks Rollins and Cena joins in. Orton tries to make the save but he gets thrown outside, then Ambrose and Cena fight over who gets to beat Rollins up. Ambrose throws Cena outside and tries to hit Rollins with the briefcase, but Orton runs in and connects with a RKO. Kane follows with a chokeslam, then Rollins Curb Stomps Ambrose on the briefcase, and Cena tries to make the save, but Orton RKO’s him. Kane follows with a chokeslam, then Rollins Curb Stomps Cena on the briefcase and celebrates with the Authority to end the show.
Winners (by disqualification) – Dean Ambrose & John Cena


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