Sunday, March 5, 2017

WWWE Fastlane Card

Here is the updated card for tonight live from Milwaukee.
WWE Universal Championship Match
Kevin Owens (c) vs. Goldberg
Roman Reigns vs. Braun Strowman
Samoa Joe vs. Sami Zayn
WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match
Neville (c) vs. Jack Gallagher
WWE RAW Women’s Championship Match
Bayley (c) vs. Charlotte
WWE RAW Tag Team Championships Match
Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson (c’s) vs. Enzo Amore and Big Cass
Sasha Banks vs. Nia Jax
Kickoff Show:Rich Swann and Akira Tozawa vs. The Brian Kendrick and Noam Dar

Opinionated View- Every few weeks I think there is no way WWE could do a worse PPV card than they just had. Yet the find a way to dig down even further. For months Owens has been booked weak and useless needing Jericho to save him. Now he's finally looking some what strong yet we all known either he gets saved by Brock or worse loses to Goldberg either way he gets beat up for like 15 mins by champion of the AARP division. And it's a fucking joke that Goldberg is main eventing PPV's in 2017. Reigins is a guy with 3 moves taking on a guy with 1 move. And WWE knows Strowman sucks that is why the keep him in short squash matches. Joe vs. Zayn could be good but I have a feeling it will be a glorified squash as that seems to be Sami's role.

We have no reason to give a damn the cruiserweight title. It doesn't help the hot potato they belt every few weeks. On top of that Gallegher's gimmick is so damn stupid. It feels like it's a case of Vince going "Hey that is funny I like that. Lets push this guy." I can't stand Bayley's gimmick as it's just so annoying and as I will keep saying until she shows any type of improvement she is basic. Charlotte hasn't had a good match since Becky went to Smackdown. And it' WWE so I full expect them to once again have Charlotte win to keep that stupid "Queen of PPV" thing going. Why should I care about the tag titles? Gallows and Anderson might have belts but they are still losers that get beat almost every week. On top of that you have the worse team in wrestling right now (New Day is a stable not a team) Enzo and Cass.

Why the fuck are they still doing the Nia vs. Sasha feud oh right because they want me to hate the show.

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