Friday, January 27, 2017

Updated Royal Rumble Card

* Kickoff RAW Tag Team Title Match w/Two Referees: Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson vs. Champions Cesaro and Sheamus
* Kickoff Match: Sasha Banks vs. Nia Jax
* Kickoff Match: Alexa Bliss, Natalya and Mickie James vs. Becky Lynch, Naomi and Nikki Bella
* WWE Championship Match: John Cena vs. Champion AJ Styles
* WWE Universal Championship No DQ Match: Roman Reigns vs. Champion Kevin Owens (Chris Jericho suspended above the ring)
* RAW Women’s Championship Match: Bayley vs. Champion Charlotte Flair
* Cruiserweight Title Match: Neville vs. Champion Rich Swann
* 30-Man Royal Rumble Match: Brock Lesnar, Bill Goldberg, Kofi Kingston, Xavier Woods, Big E, Chris Jericho, Braun Strowman, Dolph Ziggler, Baron Corbin, The Undertaker, The Miz, Dean Ambrose, Cesaro, Sheamus, Bray Wyatt, Randy Orton, Luke Harper, Big Show, Sami Zayn, Big Cass, Rusev, Nine More TBA

Opinionated View- This is one giant sack of shit card. Raw tag title match is awful I don't enjoy Sheamus and Cesaro as a team its a bad over done story of partners that don't get along. The club is a god damn joke they are yet to win anything of value. Botchy Banks vs. Jax is going to be awful they are the two worse performers in any major company today. Its like WWE said "Gee Nick is enjoy Alexa and Mickie vs. Becky.... Lets fuck it up." Naomi is awful and limited, Nikkie sucks, and Natalya has fallen apart. I don't want to hear anyone talk about the "Classic" AJ and Cena had in the past. BECAUE THAT MATCH SUCKED! This feud has sucked since it started. Cena is the always limited shirt worker he's always been and AJ is a shell of himself.

Universal match is going to suck because gimmicks like this always kill the actual match because we are just waiting for Jericho to get out. Than you add in the fact Reigns has the exact same match every time. Not even Owens can save this. Women's title match is going to suck Bayle is just super basic Charlotte I think forgot how to work. Don't care about the CW title doesn't help they just redid the feud storyline from Kendrick vs. Perkins. Also Swann doesn't sell this feud. He still comes out does his dumb dance doesn't attempt to act angry.

I have heard this called the most stacked Rumble ever the problem is its stacked with shit. No sorry WWE sheep I don't give a damn about Lesnar, Goldberg, and Undertaker in 2017 than you sprinkle in New Day, Strowman, Big Cass the show is dead.

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