“No Chance from Hell” bellows throughout the arena as Vince McMahon struts to the ring. Mr.McMahon says he is out here tonight to settle a score. He would have been at RAW last week, but he needed to have dental surgery. Vince waste no time calling out the man who assaulted him two weeks ago: Roman Reigns.Mr. McMahon tells Reigns that he can’t find it in his heart to congratulate Reigns because of what he did to his son-in-law Triple H. To further exacerbate things, Reigns also embarrassed his daughter Stephanie by turning his back on her.Mr. McMahon goes on to say that Reigns will eventually come to grips with the fact that he owns the WWE title and Roman Reigns.
Reigns asks Mr. McMahon if he is threatening him?Mr. McMahon spends the next five minutes talking about Reigns father and uncle. Reigns pushes Mr. McMahon to the mat.Mr. McMahon falls as if he was shot with a cannon, screaming about his neck. Stephanie runs down to the ring with uniform police officers and what appears to be plain clothes detectives in tow. Stephanie tries to get the detectives to arrest Reigns but the lead detective declines. He tells Stephanie that they are here as security and are not here personal police squad. Stephanie gets in the detective’s face. The detective threatens to arrest her. Mr. McMahon gets up and says he is feeling better. Mr. McMahon gets in the detective’s face and grabs him by the jacket. The detectives promptly arrest Mr. McMahon. Reigns is left in the ring, celebrating with the title.
Reigns asks Mr. McMahon if he is threatening him?Mr. McMahon spends the next five minutes talking about Reigns father and uncle. Reigns pushes Mr. McMahon to the mat.Mr. McMahon falls as if he was shot with a cannon, screaming about his neck. Stephanie runs down to the ring with uniform police officers and what appears to be plain clothes detectives in tow. Stephanie tries to get the detectives to arrest Reigns but the lead detective declines. He tells Stephanie that they are here as security and are not here personal police squad. Stephanie gets in the detective’s face. The detective threatens to arrest her. Mr. McMahon gets up and says he is feeling better. Mr. McMahon gets in the detective’s face and grabs him by the jacket. The detectives promptly arrest Mr. McMahon. Reigns is left in the ring, celebrating with the title.
Kevin Owens vs Neville
Owens charges Neville, but Neville kicks him in the head. Neville immediately goes to the top rope for the red arrow. Owens hits the ropes and Neville falls of the top. Owens tries the pop up powerbomb, but Neville reverses it into a roll up for the victory.
Winner- Neville
After the match Owens beats the heck out of Neville. It takes a multiple referees to peal Owens off of Neville.
After short break, the referees are helping Neville up the ramp. Owens appears out of nowhere and clotheslines Neville out of his boots. Dean Ambrose runs down the ramp to make the save.
Backstage, JoJo is with Becky Lynch. JoJo tells Lynch that Charlotte is not there tonight because she wants Lynch to win on her own tonight. Lynch says there are no hard feelings. She is not there to fit in; she is there to show out.
Becky Lynch vs Sasha Banks
After a brief chain wrestling exchange Lynch tosses Banks around the ring with multiple arm drags. Sasha goes for a quick pin, but Lynch matrix bridges out of it. Banks grabs and arm bar, walks the turnbuckle and flips Lynch over in another arm drag. Sasha misses a splash in the corner. Lynch dragon screw leg whips Sasha and locks in a knee bar.
Owens charges Neville, but Neville kicks him in the head. Neville immediately goes to the top rope for the red arrow. Owens hits the ropes and Neville falls of the top. Owens tries the pop up powerbomb, but Neville reverses it into a roll up for the victory.
Winner- Neville
After the match Owens beats the heck out of Neville. It takes a multiple referees to peal Owens off of Neville.
After short break, the referees are helping Neville up the ramp. Owens appears out of nowhere and clotheslines Neville out of his boots. Dean Ambrose runs down the ramp to make the save.
Backstage, JoJo is with Becky Lynch. JoJo tells Lynch that Charlotte is not there tonight because she wants Lynch to win on her own tonight. Lynch says there are no hard feelings. She is not there to fit in; she is there to show out.
Becky Lynch vs Sasha Banks
After a brief chain wrestling exchange Lynch tosses Banks around the ring with multiple arm drags. Sasha goes for a quick pin, but Lynch matrix bridges out of it. Banks grabs and arm bar, walks the turnbuckle and flips Lynch over in another arm drag. Sasha misses a splash in the corner. Lynch dragon screw leg whips Sasha and locks in a knee bar.
Sasha gets to the ropes. Lynch locks on a modified Deathlock. Naomi distracts the referee as Tamina gets in the ring and drags Sasha to the ropes. Sasha whips Lynch into the ropes, but Lynch baseballs slides Naomi and Tamina. Sasha tries to attack Lynch while her back is turned, but Lynch tosses Sasha to the outside. Lynch mounts the top rope and dives off, taking out all three members of Team B.A.D.
Lynch attempts to suplex Banks off the top rope, but Banks arm-dt’s here across the top rope. Banks destroys Lynch with her double knee drop off the top. Banks locks on a modified surfboard stretch. Lynch tries to fight out of it, but Banks slams her down to the mat. Banks attempts a neck breaker, but Lynch reverses it into a clothesline. Banks traps Lynch on the middle rope. Banks tries to splash Lynch, but Lynch moves out of the way. Banks flies through the middle rope and takes out Naomi and Tamina. Banks gets back in the ring and hits a backstabber into a straightjacket hold.
Lynch flips Banks to get out of the hold. Lynch butterfly suplexes Banks into the corner for a two count. Tamina distracts the ref as Naomi gets on the apron. Naomi kicks Lynch in the head. Banks hits the backstabber and locks in the Banks statement. Lynch rolls through into the dis-arm-her, but Banks reverses that into a roll up with a hand full of tights for the win.
Winner- Sasha Banks
Lynch attempts to suplex Banks off the top rope, but Banks arm-dt’s here across the top rope. Banks destroys Lynch with her double knee drop off the top. Banks locks on a modified surfboard stretch. Lynch tries to fight out of it, but Banks slams her down to the mat. Banks attempts a neck breaker, but Lynch reverses it into a clothesline. Banks traps Lynch on the middle rope. Banks tries to splash Lynch, but Lynch moves out of the way. Banks flies through the middle rope and takes out Naomi and Tamina. Banks gets back in the ring and hits a backstabber into a straightjacket hold.
Lynch flips Banks to get out of the hold. Lynch butterfly suplexes Banks into the corner for a two count. Tamina distracts the ref as Naomi gets on the apron. Naomi kicks Lynch in the head. Banks hits the backstabber and locks in the Banks statement. Lynch rolls through into the dis-arm-her, but Banks reverses that into a roll up with a hand full of tights for the win.
Winner- Sasha Banks
Renee Young has traveled to the police station. She confirms that Mr. McMahon has been booked and is being processed as we speak.
Kofi Kingston vs Kalisto
Kalisto grabs an arm lock, but Kingston flips out of it and locks in an arm lock of his own. Kalisto fights out. Kingston tries a leg sweep, but Kalisto does a back flip to avoid it. They trade kicks before Kalisto takes Kingston down with a top rope Lucha flip arm drag. Kingston trips Kalisto and clubs him in the back. Kingston misses middle rope foot stomp. Kalisto hits the Kalisto combo followed by the springboard spinning splash.
Woods gets on the apron, but Kalisto knocks him off. Big E. catches him, but Sin Cara runs up the steps and dives off onto both of time. Back in the ring, Kalisto hurricanranas Kingston into a pin for the win.
Winner- Kalisto
After the match Woods takes off his entrance gear to challenge Sin Cara to a match… against Big E.
Big E. vs Sin Cara
Big E. slaps on an abdominal stretch, followed by a suplex. Big E. tosses Sin Cara into the ropes, but Sin Cara reverses it into a springboard moonsault. Big E. catches him midair, but Sin Cara arm drags him. Sin Cara drop kicks Big E. out of the ring. Sin is about to go for a dive, but Big E. pulls Sin Cara off the apron. Sin Cara isn’t moving. The referee calls over the doctor to check on him. Sin Cara says he can continue. Sin Cara rolls into the ring and Big E. promptly runs over him.
Kofi Kingston vs Kalisto
Kalisto grabs an arm lock, but Kingston flips out of it and locks in an arm lock of his own. Kalisto fights out. Kingston tries a leg sweep, but Kalisto does a back flip to avoid it. They trade kicks before Kalisto takes Kingston down with a top rope Lucha flip arm drag. Kingston trips Kalisto and clubs him in the back. Kingston misses middle rope foot stomp. Kalisto hits the Kalisto combo followed by the springboard spinning splash.
Woods gets on the apron, but Kalisto knocks him off. Big E. catches him, but Sin Cara runs up the steps and dives off onto both of time. Back in the ring, Kalisto hurricanranas Kingston into a pin for the win.
Winner- Kalisto
After the match Woods takes off his entrance gear to challenge Sin Cara to a match… against Big E.
Big E. vs Sin Cara
Big E. slaps on an abdominal stretch, followed by a suplex. Big E. tosses Sin Cara into the ropes, but Sin Cara reverses it into a springboard moonsault. Big E. catches him midair, but Sin Cara arm drags him. Sin Cara drop kicks Big E. out of the ring. Sin is about to go for a dive, but Big E. pulls Sin Cara off the apron. Sin Cara isn’t moving. The referee calls over the doctor to check on him. Sin Cara says he can continue. Sin Cara rolls into the ring and Big E. promptly runs over him.
Big E. misses a shoulder block in the corner. Sin Cara hits a corkscrew senton off the top. Sin Cara follows that up with another springboard attack. Sin Cara hits a middle rope rolling Senton on Big E. (yes you read that correctly). Big E. kicks out. Big E. eventually hits the big ending for the pin fall.
Winner- Big E.
The Miz is in the ring for a holiday edition of Miz T.V. Before Miz can say anything, Ryback comes out and says nothing of note. Goldust comes out and asks Miz if he is going to win a Golden Globe. Zack Ryder appears and tells Miz that this is going to be the year of Zack Ryder. Miz tries to speak again, but R-Truth’s music hits and R-Truth gets in the ring. R-Truth tells everyone to remember that everyone on the roster is eligible to win superstar of the year. Everyone vote for R-Truth. Miz tells R-Truth that the Slammys were last week and that R-Truth actually won one. R-Truth apologizes.
Heath Slater comes out and says he has a lot to say. Big Show comes out and he promptly knocks Slater out with the WMD. Big Show takes almost everyone in the ring out. R-Truth punches himself in the face to avoid a WMD. Big Show laughs, but then picks up R-Truth and chokeslams him. Ryback attacks Big Show, but Big Show tosses him over the top rope. Big Show grabs a mic and says he is going to enter himself into the Royal Rumble, win it, win the title at ‘Mania, and then shove it up the WWE Universe’s you know what.
Winner- Big E.
The Miz is in the ring for a holiday edition of Miz T.V. Before Miz can say anything, Ryback comes out and says nothing of note. Goldust comes out and asks Miz if he is going to win a Golden Globe. Zack Ryder appears and tells Miz that this is going to be the year of Zack Ryder. Miz tries to speak again, but R-Truth’s music hits and R-Truth gets in the ring. R-Truth tells everyone to remember that everyone on the roster is eligible to win superstar of the year. Everyone vote for R-Truth. Miz tells R-Truth that the Slammys were last week and that R-Truth actually won one. R-Truth apologizes.
Heath Slater comes out and says he has a lot to say. Big Show comes out and he promptly knocks Slater out with the WMD. Big Show takes almost everyone in the ring out. R-Truth punches himself in the face to avoid a WMD. Big Show laughs, but then picks up R-Truth and chokeslams him. Ryback attacks Big Show, but Big Show tosses him over the top rope. Big Show grabs a mic and says he is going to enter himself into the Royal Rumble, win it, win the title at ‘Mania, and then shove it up the WWE Universe’s you know what.
Big Show vs Ryback
Ryback attacks Big Show and Big Show backpedals. Ryback goes to the second rope but as he dives off Big Show chops him in the chest. Big Show chops Ryback in the corner, before whipping him across the ring to the other corner. Big Show misses a corner splash. Ryback hits a middle rope drop kick. Ryback calls for the Meathook clothesline, but Big Show rolls out of the ring. Big Show says he is done and walks up the ramp.
Winner via count out- Ryback
The League of Nations vs Dean Ambrose and the Usos
Jimmy Uso and Sheamus start the match. Sheamus uses his power advantage to drive Jimmy down to the mat hard with a headlock. Jimmy fights out of it and hits heel kick. Jimmy tries to dive over the top, but Sheamus elbows him in the face. Jimmy drop kicks Sheamus over the top rope. Jimmy tags in Jey and they double drop kick Sheamus. Rusev gets in the ring and the Usos double atomic drop him. Ambrose tags in and drop kicks Rusev off the top rope.
Ambrose and the Usos take turns beating down Rusev. Jimmy charges Rusev, but Rusev sidesteps and hip tosses Jimmy into the turnbuckle. Rusev goes on an all out assault on Jimmy’s injured knee.
Ryback attacks Big Show and Big Show backpedals. Ryback goes to the second rope but as he dives off Big Show chops him in the chest. Big Show chops Ryback in the corner, before whipping him across the ring to the other corner. Big Show misses a corner splash. Ryback hits a middle rope drop kick. Ryback calls for the Meathook clothesline, but Big Show rolls out of the ring. Big Show says he is done and walks up the ramp.
Winner via count out- Ryback
The League of Nations vs Dean Ambrose and the Usos
Jimmy Uso and Sheamus start the match. Sheamus uses his power advantage to drive Jimmy down to the mat hard with a headlock. Jimmy fights out of it and hits heel kick. Jimmy tries to dive over the top, but Sheamus elbows him in the face. Jimmy drop kicks Sheamus over the top rope. Jimmy tags in Jey and they double drop kick Sheamus. Rusev gets in the ring and the Usos double atomic drop him. Ambrose tags in and drop kicks Rusev off the top rope.
Ambrose and the Usos take turns beating down Rusev. Jimmy charges Rusev, but Rusev sidesteps and hip tosses Jimmy into the turnbuckle. Rusev goes on an all out assault on Jimmy’s injured knee.
Sheamus tags in and continues the beat down. Jimmy misses an enzguri, but follows it up with another enzguri! Jimmy tags in Ambrose, who takes out every member of the L.O.N. Ambrose gets a two count on Rusev after a diving elbow. Barrett distracts Ambrose long enough for Rusev to savate kick Ambrose into oblivion.
After the break, Rusev spinning side slams Ambrose for another two count. Rusev misses a middle rope head-butt. Sheamus tags in as Jey tags in. Sheamus misses the brogue kick. Jey hits a superkick. Jey goes up top for a splash, but Sheamus gets his knees up. Sheamus hits the brogue kick for the win.
Winners- The League of Nations
After the match Kevin Owens once again appears out of nowhere and attacks Ambrose. Owens tosses Ambrose into the rings steps head first, and then the barricade back first. Owens finishes Ambrose off with a powerbomb through the announce table.
Back to Renee Young outside the police station. Renee confirms Mr. McMahon has made bail. Renee tries to get a word with Mr. McMahon, but he tells her to get out of his face.
After the break, Rusev spinning side slams Ambrose for another two count. Rusev misses a middle rope head-butt. Sheamus tags in as Jey tags in. Sheamus misses the brogue kick. Jey hits a superkick. Jey goes up top for a splash, but Sheamus gets his knees up. Sheamus hits the brogue kick for the win.
Winners- The League of Nations
After the match Kevin Owens once again appears out of nowhere and attacks Ambrose. Owens tosses Ambrose into the rings steps head first, and then the barricade back first. Owens finishes Ambrose off with a powerbomb through the announce table.
Back to Renee Young outside the police station. Renee confirms Mr. McMahon has made bail. Renee tries to get a word with Mr. McMahon, but he tells her to get out of his face.
John Cena comes out to the ring and points out that right now would be a good time for a U.S. title open challenge, but the U.S. champion is currently Alberto Del Rio. Del Rio has not defended the U.S. title on RAW since winning it. Cena calls Del Rio a disgrace. Del Rio comes out on the ramp and the rest of the League of Nations flanks him. Del Rio says these people do not deserve to have a U.S. title match. Cena calls Del Rio an idiot and he gets it.
The reason Del Rio wont put up the title is because he is scared of him. Del Rio says he here is here to fight, just not for the U.S. title. Cena calls Del Rio a bunch of things I am not going to type here. Del Rio response by calling Cena a bunch of things I would type… if I knew what any of it meant. Del Rio gets riled up and grants Cena his title match tonight.
John Cena vs Alberto Del Rio
Del Rio immediately kicks Cena in the knee. Del Rio goes for a quick pin attempt, but Cena kicks out. Del Rio traps Cena into the corner and punches him in the head a few times. Del Rio is in complete control of Cena, working him over with numerous strikes, and a flying ax handle off the top rope for another two count. Del Rio puts his knee in Cena’s back and slaps on a crossface. Cena gets to his feet, but Del Rio kicks Cena in the leg. Cena is draped across the middle rope, but Del Rio misses his splash attempt (as is tradition). Del Rio flies through the ropes and crash and burns out on the floor.
The reason Del Rio wont put up the title is because he is scared of him. Del Rio says he here is here to fight, just not for the U.S. title. Cena calls Del Rio a bunch of things I am not going to type here. Del Rio response by calling Cena a bunch of things I would type… if I knew what any of it meant. Del Rio gets riled up and grants Cena his title match tonight.
John Cena vs Alberto Del Rio
Del Rio immediately kicks Cena in the knee. Del Rio goes for a quick pin attempt, but Cena kicks out. Del Rio traps Cena into the corner and punches him in the head a few times. Del Rio is in complete control of Cena, working him over with numerous strikes, and a flying ax handle off the top rope for another two count. Del Rio puts his knee in Cena’s back and slaps on a crossface. Cena gets to his feet, but Del Rio kicks Cena in the leg. Cena is draped across the middle rope, but Del Rio misses his splash attempt (as is tradition). Del Rio flies through the ropes and crash and burns out on the floor.
Cena fires up with a series of shoulder blocks, but Del Rio kicks him in the gut to stop his run. Del Rio goes up top, but Cena drop kicks him in midair. Cena goes all five moves of doom on Del Rio. After the five-knuckle shuffle, Cena picks up Del Rio for the AA. Del Rio reverses it into the backstabber. Del Rio stands up, but Cena trips him into the STF. Del Rio gets to the ropes to break the hold. Cena hits the ropes and runs right into a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker for yet another two count. Cena surprises Del Rio with a tornado DDT for a long two count.
Cena picks up Del Rio for the AA, but Del Rio counters it into the cross arm breaker. Cena floats over, picks Del Rio up, and powerbombs him. Cena picks up Del Rio for another AA attempt, but the Del Rio kicks the referee in the face. Cena locks in the STF and Del Rio taps but the referee isn’t there to see it. Sheamus and Rusev run down to the ring and attack Cena. Sheamus tries to brogue kick Cena, but Cena moves and Sheamus hits Rusev. Cena AA’s Sheamus. Cena AA’s Del Rio, but as he pins him, Sheamus and Rusev break up the pin.
Winner via disqualification- John Cena
After the match Sheamus and Rusev beat down Cena. The Usos run in to try to help but they get destroyed in the process. Roman Reigns runs to the ring and spears Rusev out of his boots. Reigns Superman punches Del Rio. Sheamus grabs a chair as he and Reigns lock eyes. They both get in the ring. Sheamus misses a chair shot and eats a Superman punch. Mr. McMahon makes his way out to the ramp and informs Reigns that next week he will defend the WWE title against Sheamus. The special referee for the match with be Mr. McMahon himself.
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Cena picks up Del Rio for the AA, but Del Rio counters it into the cross arm breaker. Cena floats over, picks Del Rio up, and powerbombs him. Cena picks up Del Rio for another AA attempt, but the Del Rio kicks the referee in the face. Cena locks in the STF and Del Rio taps but the referee isn’t there to see it. Sheamus and Rusev run down to the ring and attack Cena. Sheamus tries to brogue kick Cena, but Cena moves and Sheamus hits Rusev. Cena AA’s Sheamus. Cena AA’s Del Rio, but as he pins him, Sheamus and Rusev break up the pin.
Winner via disqualification- John Cena
After the match Sheamus and Rusev beat down Cena. The Usos run in to try to help but they get destroyed in the process. Roman Reigns runs to the ring and spears Rusev out of his boots. Reigns Superman punches Del Rio. Sheamus grabs a chair as he and Reigns lock eyes. They both get in the ring. Sheamus misses a chair shot and eats a Superman punch. Mr. McMahon makes his way out to the ramp and informs Reigns that next week he will defend the WWE title against Sheamus. The special referee for the match with be Mr. McMahon himself.
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