Tuesday, December 22, 2015

12/21 WWE Raw Report

In an odd turn of events Stephanie McMahon makes her way to the ring with a huge smile on her face. Considering the week she had, her apparent mood is quite perplexing. Stephanie actually makes mention of the fact that her mood may be confusing to everyone in the arena those watching from home. Nothing is going to get her down tonight because tonight is a night of celebration. Before Stephanie can finish her thought, Roman Reigns’ music hits and he makes his way to the ring through the crowd. Reigns tells Stephanie that tonight is a good night. Reigns tells Stephanie that this all seems like a set up. Reigns asks Stephanie to tell Triple H that when he is ready, he won’t be hard to find because he is the guy carrying this big gold belt. Stephanie tells Reigns to get out of her ring.
Reigns starts laughing. He tells Stephanie that she sounds like a little kid right now. Stephanie yells that if he doesn’t leave she will make him. Reigns says he would but the people don’t want him to leave. Reigns asks the crowd if they want to see her get really mad? The crowd screams “yes!”. Roman turns his back on her and bust out laughing. Stephanie yells at him not to turn his back on her. Reigns gets out of the ring and goes back into through the crowd. Stephanie screams at Reigns to get back in the ring. Stephanie’s head almost explodes and she makes the following matches: The Usos vs The New Day in a three-on-two handicap match followed by Dean Ambrose vs Sheamus in a steel cage match.

The first Slammy of the night is for Break Out Star of the Year. Dolph Ziggler is out to present the award. The nominees are:
Kevin Owens
Neville
Charlotte
Tyler Breeze
Braun Strowman
The winner is: Neville
Neville lets the crowd know that this was an honest shock to him. Neville thanks the fans. Kevin Owens’ music hits and he comes out on the ramp and say this is crap because He should have won, not Neville. Owens’ goes on a tirade about how he had the greatest year in the history of the WWE. Ziggler is laughing in the background. Owens tells Ziggler that the only way Ziggler would ever win a Slammy is if there was a has-been of the year award. Ziggler attacks Owens. A group of referees come out on the ramp to separate the two of them.
Bray Wyatt vs Kane
Bray attacks Kane, but Kane sends Bray to the mat with a stiff big boot. Luke Harper distracts Kane long enough for Bray to clothesline Kane. Bray goes to the corner for his spider walk, but Kane sit up. The entire Wyatt Family attacks Kane.
Winner- No Contest
As the Wyatt Family beats down Kane, Team ECW makes the save.

Kane and Team ECW vs The Wyatt Family
Braun Strowman and Harper are taking turns beating down Tommy Dreamer. Dreamer back body drops Harper and tags in Kane. Kane hits a few strikes before tagging in Bubba Ray who hits a uranage on Harper. Bubba and D-Von hit wassup on Harper, and 3D to Erik Rowen. Before they can get the pin, Strowman clotheslines both Dudleys out of the ring. Harper hits his spinning lariat on D-Von and almost decapitated him.
Winners- The Wyatt Family
The second Slammy of the night is for “LOL” moment of the year. The award will be presented by Santino Marella. The nominees are:
The New Day vs Edge and Christian- Saxaphone/Kazoo battle
The Bushwhackers Hall of Fame induction
The Miz’s “Niagra” commercial
The New Day dancing in the ring with Stephanie McMahon and Triple H
R-Truth thinks he is in the Money in the Bank match
The winner is:
R-Truth thinks he is in the Money in the Bank match
Santino accepts the award on R-Truth’s behalf. R-Truth appears and tells Santino to give him the award. Santino runs away.

The third Slammy of the night is for OMG! Shocking moment of the year, which will be presented by Paul Heyman. The nominees are:
Seth Rollins cashes in Money in the Bank at WrestleMania
Brock Lesnar destroys everyone!
Kalisto hits the Salida del Sol off the top of a ladder
The Wyatt Family attacks The Undertaker at Hell in a Cell
Sheamus cashes in Money in the Bank on Roman Reigns at Survivor Series
The winner is: Kalisto
Dolph Ziggler vs Kevin Owens
Owens levels Ziggler with a clothesline. Owens takes Ziggler and drives him back first into the barricade outside. Owens locks in a rear chin lock followed by multiple elbows to the back of Ziggler’s head. Ziggler tries to fight out of the maneuver by dropping down into a chin breaker. Ziggler hits the ropes, but Owens picks up Ziggler, gutbusters him, then hits a running senton for a two count. Ziggler manages to push Owens into the corner and splash him, but Owens explodes out of the corner with a lariat. Owens takes too much time jawing at Ziggler, which allows Ziggler to jump up and DDT Owens.
After a short commercial break, Owens lands a suplex off the top rope. Ziggler manages to kick out. Owens sends Ziggler into the ropes for the pop up powerbomb, but Ziggler jumps over Owens. Ziggler superkicks Owens, which sends Owens out of the ring. Ziggler follows, but Owens flapjacks him onto the announce table. Owens rolls Ziggler back into the ring. As Owens tries to get back in the ring, Ziggler fameassers Owens. Ziggler charges Owens, but Owens tosses him in the air and hits the pop up powerbomb for the win.
Winner- Kevin Owens

The fourth Slammy of the night is for Superstar of the year. The award will be presented by Stephanie McMahon. The nominees are: everyone on the roster
The winner is: Seth Rollins!
Rollins is on crutches as he makes his way to the podium. Rollins says there is a tiny part of him that wants to say thank you, but lets be honest there is really no other choice for superstar of the year. Rollins goes on to say that in 2016 he will be back to reclaim the title he never lost.
Alberto Del Rio vs Jack Swagger
Swagger and Del Rio wrestler into the corner and trade punches. Swagger hits the ropes and clotheslines Del Rio. Del Rio slams Swaggers arm over the top rope. Swagger falls to the outside of the ring. Del Rio dive through the ropes and drop kicks Swagger. After another short break Del Rio hits multiple running clotheslines. Del Rio drags Swagger back into the middle of the ring and DDT’s Swagger. Del Rio calls for his head kick, but Swagger picks up Del Rio and wheelbarrow suplexes him. Swagger bomb by Swagger for a two count. Swagger sits Del Rio on the top rope for a suplex, but Del Rio pushes him down into a tree of woe. Del Rio destroys Swagger with the double foot stomp. It’s over.
Winner- Alberto Del Rio
After the match, Sheamus brogue kicks Swagger for good measure.
The fifth Slammy of the night is for the hero in all of us award. The award will be presented by Mark Henry. The nominees are:
Natalya
Roman Reigns
Big Show
Titus O’Neil
John Cena
The winner is: John Cena
John Cena isn’t there tonight, so Mark Henry accepted the award on his behalf.






The sixth Slammy of the night is for surprise return of the year. The award will be presented by Santa Claus. Well not really Santa. It’s Bo Dallas! The nominees are:
The Dudley Boyz
Chris Jericho
Alberto Del Rio
Kane
Sting
The winner is: Sting
Sting is not there, so Bo Dallas accepts the award on Sting’s behalf.
The New Day vs The Usos
Jimmy and Jey take turns beating down Kofi Kingston. Kingston manages to kick Jey in the gut, but Jey response with a spinning enzguri. Jey is setting up for the Umaga hip attack, but Xavier Woods and Big E. pull Kingston out of the corner to the outside. Both Usos are about to dive over the top rope, but all three members of the new day move out of the way. The Usos manage to stop themselves from going all the way to the outside.
After a short break, New Day unicorn stampedes Jimmy in the corner. Kingston kicks Jimmy in the head. Big E tags in and slaps on a cobra twist. Jimmy fights out of it but Big E. spears Jimmy into the corner. Woods comes in, hits a head kick, followed by another kick by Kingston. Big E tags in and hits a running splash on Jimmy for a two count. Big E attempts a top rope German suplex, but Jimmy reverses it. Jimmy knocks Woods and Kingston off the apron, and then tags in Jey. Jey takes out each member of New Day. Jey hits the Umaga hip attack, followed by a tossing Samoan drop. Woods tries to roll up Jey, but Jey reverse it and pins Woods instead.
Winners- The Usos

The seventh Slammy of the night is for Diva of the year. The award will be presented by R-Truth. The nominees are:
Nikki Bella
Naomi
Paige
Sasha Banks
Charlotte
The winner is: Paige
Err… Scratch that, R-Truth says he made a mistake. The Diva of the year was actually Nikki Bella.
Nikki asks Paige to stay. Nikki says she wants to dedicate the Slammy to all of the women in the company and everyone she shared the ring with this year.
Neville vs Rusev
Rusev takes control early. Tossing Neville around the ring. Rusev body slams Neville, and then drops a big elbow. Rusev pins Neville but only gets a two count. Neville kicks Rusev in the head, then hits a springboard dropkick. Rusev rolls out of the ring to gather himself. Neville dives over the top rope, but Rusev catches him and drives him spine first into the ring post. Rusev is not done; He picks up Neville and belly-to-belly suplex him on the floor.
After another commercial break, Neville moonsault to the outside onto Rusev. Back in the ring, Neville superkicks Rusev. Neville goes up top for the red arrow. Rusev moves out of the way. Neville jumps off the top rope right into a superkick by Rusev. Rusev locks in the accolade. Neville has no choice but to tap out.
Winner- Rusev
After the match Sheamus brogue kicks Neville.

The eighth Slammy of the night is for the This is Awesome moment of the year. The award will be presented by The Miz. The nominees are:
Brock Lesnar destroying a car
Randy Orton reversing the curb stomp into the RKO
The Divas Revolution
The Shield powerbombing Randy Orton
The Rock and Ronda Rousey
The winner is: The Rock and Ronda Rousey
The Miz accepts the award for The Rock.
Becky Lynch vs Brie Bella
Becky misses her corner kick. Brie grabs her leg and tosses her to the outside. Brie slams Becky’s arm across the ring rope. Brie works over Becky’s arm before hitting multiple kicks to Becky’s chest. Brie hits the Brie mode knee smash for a two count. Brie tries to cradle Becky, but Becky reverses it into the dis-arm-her for the tap out victory.
Winner- Becky Lynch
The ninth Slammy of the night is for the match of the year. The award will be presented by Ric Flair. The nominees are:
John Cena vs Seth Rollins vs Brock Lesnar at the Royal Rumble
Sting vs Triple H
John Cena vs Kevin Owens
Reigns vs Ziggler vs Owens vs Del Rio (#1 contenders match)
Brock Lesnar vs The Undertaker- Hell in a Cell
The winner is: Brock Lesnar vs The Undertaker- Hell in a Cell

Paul Heyman comes out to accept the award on Brock Lesnar’s behalf. A loud, “we want Lesnar” chant breaks out. Heyman says Lesnar has no desire to accept awards. The crowd may want Lesnar, but there isn’t anyone in the back is man enough to want Lesnar.
Backstage, The League of Nations beat down the Usos.
Steel cage match: Sheamus vs Dean Ambrose
Rusev, Barrett, and Del Rio take turns beating Ambrose up before the match starts. Rusev throws Ambrose into the cage and the match officially starts. The bell rings and Sheamus tosses Ambrose into the cage multiple times and bodyslams him for a two count. Sheamus rips Ambrose’s shirt and starts ten beats of the bowery. Ambrose tries to fight out of it, but Sheamus hits a high knee on Ambrose. Sheamus tries to climb out of the cage, but Ambrose stops him from getting over the top. Sheamus misses a brogue kick, and Ambrose back body drops Sheamus into the cage. Ambrose punches and chops Sheamus over and over again.
Sheamus tosses Ambrose into the cage, but Ambrose bounces off and almost takes Sheamus’ head off with a lariat. Ambrose tries to climb out of the ring, but Sheamus cuts him off. Sheamus hits white noise off the top rope for a two count. Sheamus tires to climb out again, but Ambrose grabs his leg. Ambrose kicks the rope and Sheamus gets crotched. Rusev and Del Rio climb the cage. Ambrose has no option but to dive off the top onto Sheamus. Ambrose tries to crawl out of the cage, but Del Rio slams the cage on Ambrose’s head.
Reigns appears out of nowhere and spears Rusev. Reigns grabs a steel chair and destroys Del Rio with it. Sheamus tries to leave the cage, but Reigns tosses the chair into the cage. Ambrose hits Sheamus with the chair and hits dirty deeds on the chair. Ambrose climbs out of the cage, but Sheamus grabs him. Ambrose and Sheamus fight on the top of the cage. Sheamus head-butts Ambrose and Ambrose falls off the side of the cage for the win!
Winner- Dean Ambrose
Sheamus jumps of the cage and gets speared by Reigns.
Backstage, Stephanie beats up a backstage interview for asking what her reaction is to what she just witnessed.

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