Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Flashback Reviews CHIKARA Pro The Battle of Who Could Care Less

Back to the world of CHIKARA for the triple shot weekend that was supped to wrap everything up for 2007. Some very important stuff would go down during this weekend that would have long term effects. Equinox would be no more instead Vin Gerrard would arrive. Chris Hero would learn the secret to counter the CHIKARA special the move that had beat him several times during the year. Shane Storm would back in the winner's column but with a price and we had several major feuds set to wrap up in Hero vs Castagnoli, Dorado vs Ryder and Hallowicked by Kingston. 

FIST Icarus & Gran Akuma and The Osirian Portal Amasis & Ophidian vs Mike Quackenbush and the Colony Fire Ant, Soldier Ant, and Worker Ant- Off moment at the start as Icarus does his usual flip into the ring he nearly hits Ophidian who is slithering around the ring. For some reason the Techincos don't have music for there entrance. the Colony has mixed and match there Outfits so fair warning I'm no doubt going to mess up a times and give credit to the wrong ant. Solider ant and Akuma start us off. Wrist lock by the Ant. Hard kick to the leg by Akuma. Knee bar by Akuma. Reversal by Solider. Akuma gets free and gets a head lock. Escape by Solider and back to the wrist lock. Irish whip by Akuma. Head scissors by Solider sends Akuma to the floor. Ophidian into the run on a lucha tag. Tag to Mike Quackenbush. Wrist lock by Quackenbush. Reversal by Ophidian. Arm Drag by Quack into a single leg crab. Ophidian gets the ropes. Go behind by Quackenbush into the Quackenlock (I really don't how to describe it go to you tube.) Firemen's' carry by Quackenbush followed by body slam. Knee drop by Quackenbush gets two. Tag to Fire Ant and tag to Amasis. Arm drag by Fire.  Amasis attempts to whip Fire Ant into the corner but the ant holds on and gets an arm drag. Fire Ant goes for a cross body but Amasis falls back so he misses hit. Firemen's carry by Fire Ant. Amasis to the floor. In comes Icarus. Tag to Worker. Akuma kick him in the back snap mare by Icarus and a running knee to the face. Tag to Ophidian in with a sling shot leg drop. Tag to Amasis who pounds on the back. Tag to Akuma who kicks to the chest. Seated abdominal stretch by Akuma. Front face lock by Akuma cuts off the tag. Worker keeps pressing forward. Icarus in illegally and this a German suplex. Double team boot chokes by FIST. Icarus distract the referee so his team mates can work over Worker. Cover by Akuma gets two. Worker ducks the clothesline and hits a drop kick. Akuma recovers to cut off the tag pulls Worker away from his corner and than tags in Amasis. Worker ducks the clothesline again.Lucha tag and in comes Fire Ant. House of Fire by Fire Ant. Icarus in as the legal man for the Rudos. Tag to Quackenbush. Up and over by Quackenbush. Fire Ant in with a cross body. And one by Solider. Fire and Quackenbush bail out making Solider legal. The Portal in to try and break up the pin but Soldier moves so they wind up giving double elbow drop to Icarus.  Series of double stomps by Quackenbush. Running splash by Fire Ant. Akuma breaks up the pin. Everyone flips to the floor taking someone out. Fire and Ophidian in the ring. Spin kick by Ophidian. Ophidian death lock is blocked. Beach Break by Fire Ant for the win. Very exciting opener. It wasn't a classic but it did get the crowd going which is what you want from a opener. 

Chuck Taylor vs Shane Storm- Pre match backstage promo Taylor rants about Ricochet stealing the Young Lions Cup. He says tonight Storm goes down and Taylor goes back to the top. Taylor comes out Faithfully by Journey and has a key tar. Chunky T than plays Faithfully. WHY? Because Chuck Taylor is awesome. Taylor with punches right at the start. Storm moves on the corner splash and gets an arm drag.  Arm drag off the second rope by Storm. Taylor demands the referee get Storm to stop pulling his hair, stop pulling the tights and quit being mean. Lock up  and Taylor drives Storm back to the corner but misses the punch and gets nailed with a forearm. Flying head scissors by Storm than a Arm Drag. Seated wrist lock by Storm. Rolling cradle by Storm but Taylor in the ropes. Chuck pokes the eyes. Taylor hip toss is block sand Storm gets a rana that sends Taylor to the floor. Storm goes for a dive but Taylor gets the boot up and kicks him in the face. Cover by Taylor gets two. Stomps by Taylor. Butter fly suplex by Taylor. Body slam by Taylor and than he ties up Storm in a ball but gets his hand stuck. Forearm by Storm. More forearms by Storm. Storm goes for a DDT but Taylor escapes and hits soul food. Awkward looking spin buster by Storm. I'm with Larry Sweeney said about it "Would have made Arn Anderson vomit." Taylor blocks the air raid crash knee to the face than a DDT that gets two. Taylor had the "grenade" Storm blocks it and the fight over it. Up in the air it goes Taylor catches it but gets hit by the Shinning Wizard or as Storm calls it That Japanese Move. Storm covers but Taylor gets his foot in the ropes.  Storm tries to flip over the ropes on a whip but Taylor with a drop kick to the chest. Storm gets sat on the top rope Omega Driver for the win by Taylor. Good match a lot of the very funny comedy doesn't translate well to the written word but they did a lot of funny stuff here. One thing I liked was Leonard F Chikarason who was calling this match pointing out how desperately Storm needed a win and that helped to plant the seed for what was to come the next night and the months ahead. 

Sara Del Rey vs Portia Perez- As I said in a previous review the women's division in CHIKARA was always usually Del Rey and Daizee Haze with some girls begin brought in for one or more shows to do to the former two. Lock up and Del Rey powers out. Go behind waste down by Del Rey into a pin for win. Arm ringer by Perez gets reversed. Leg tip by Del Rey. La Mahe Strall by Del Rey gets two. Go behind by Perez but Del Rey sits out and escapes to a full nelson.Snap mare into a chin lock than into a real naked choke by Del Rey. Perez gets free and gets knee bar. Del Rey rolls free. Waste lock by Del Rey than into a side headlock. Shoulder tackle by Del Rey. Side headlock takedown by Del Rey. Big kick to the mid section by Del Rey. Arm drag followed up by a flying head scissors takedown by Perez. Perez tires to do something on ropes but she doesn't over over enough. Del Rey gets Perez in a wheel barrow. Victory Roll by Perez gets two. Yakuza right to the face by Del Rey than a running Yakuza kick to the check. Head scissors by Del Rey. Perez bridges back and gets two. Del Rey power back out and grabs the arms to stretch her out. Kicks to the face by Perez to get free. Body slam by Del Rey than a short knee drop. Awkward spot where Perez is whipped into the ropes and she comes back Del Rey rams her breasts into her. I have to think Del Rey was going for something like the Thez Press but the timing was off. Cover by Del Rey gets two. Ok a spot like that was so awkward you should never cover on. Arm grape vine by Del Rey and than she pulls on the head and neck. Perez kicks free. Del Rey picks Perez up for a back drop suplex but Perez turns it into a head scissors takedown. Perez goes for a sunset flips but Del Rey just drops down onto her and gets two off a cover. Knee to the gut and than to the head by Perez. Cross body by Perez gets two. Kicks to the chest by Perez. She goes for a spin kick that Del Rey catches for a back suplex that gets two. Backslide attempt by Perez is block. Small package by Perez gets two.  Yakuza kick and into the butler fly lock suplex by Del Rey for the win. It felt like both girls were just a bit off tonight. It wasn't a bad match but just timing seemed awkward. One thing I liked was Del Rey when it Perez started to get the better of her would than get more aggressive not in a heel way but in a I'm not losing way. I do wish CHIKARA had done a little more with the women's division.

Brodie Lee vs Passion Hasegawa- Backstage says Passion has made a big mistake. He says he does one thing and that's hurt people. Passion is a wrestler from Japan with a salsa dancer gimmick.  Passion with a dance and he ducks Broodie's punch. Lee keeps chasing and can't catch him. Passion keep doing a little dance finally Lee with a big boot to the back of the head. Stiff chop by Lee drops Passion than body slam and a diving lariat. Brain buster by Lee and Passion is hurting. Slaps to the face by Lee. Choking over head suplex by Lee gets two. Lee goes after the referee for a second. Pump handle slam by Lee. Big chop by Lee and Passion drops to the floor. Lee out after him and chops him some more. Stomps to the body back i the ring by Lee. Body slam Lee. Lee goes for a clothesline but Passion with a drop toe hold into the ropes. 619 kick by Passion. Hurricanerana diving off the top by Passion and Lee is down for two. Lee no sells Punches and levels Passion with a lariat. Running big boot in the corner than the running sit out power bomb for the win by Lee. Post match Lee chases the referee. Good squash match. They are running Brodie through the smaller guys on the roster to set up for the eventual feud he would have with the only guy in CHIKARA is height Claudio.

The Olsen Twins Jimmy and Colin Olsen vs El Pantera and Lince Dorado- Pantera is a independent wrestler from Mexico with a Panther style mask so he was portrayed as mentor to Lince. Colin mocks Lince's flip entrance into the ring so Lince responds but doing a standing flip to get the fans cheering. Pantera and Jimmy start us off. Head lock by Pantera but Jimmy punches to the gut and kick. Jimmy holds Pantera in a  full nelson. Colin in for a kick but Pantera moves and the bother hit each other. The twins chase Pantera and keep hitting each other. The Olsen's toe the floor. and Pantera psychs them out. Tag to Lince. Colin in legally now. Lock up and a go behind by Lince into a snap mare. Arm drag by Colin and he swats the drop kick.. Back and forth exchange of arm drags. Back elbow by Colin stuns lince for a second but Lince comes back with a drop kick. Colin to the apron to confer with his brother Lince brings them both in. Olesen's sent into each other again. The Olsens catch Lince but he takes down down a head scissors the other with an arm drag. Pantera in and he spring off Lince with a bad drop kick. Olesen's the floor. Double dives by Lince and Pantera. Chops back in the ring by Lince on Colin. Lince runs into a boot. Jimmy off the top drives knees into Lince's back. Elbow drop by Jimmy gets two. Short arm Lariat off an arm wringer by Jimmy. Tag to Colin who stomps Lince in the back and chokes him on the ropes with his boots. Pantera in the ring and The Olsens cheap shot Lince because the referee isn't looking. Body slam a knee drop by Colin. Back drop suplex by Colin and a tag to Jimmy. Chops by Jimmy and jabs. Lince with a sunset flip gets two. Lariat by Jimmy gets two. Lince rammed into the turn buckle and a tag to Colin. Big boot by Colin. Neck breaker by Colin and the diving lariat. Chin lock by Colin. Lince gets free but runs into a knee to the gut. Colin pulls Lince away from the corner. Tag to Jimmy. Double team gut buster by the Olsens. Jimmy hip tosses Colin and catches LInce in a flipping neck breaker. Lince rolls to the floor for the lucha tag. Huge problem is they just let him do it. I'm not saying you have to make every hot tag the same but never should it look like the heels just let it happen. Pantera in but gets a double flap jack. Jimmy covers and gets Dos. Flatliner by Jimmy and Colin hits an Enziquri to the back of the head. Leap frog leg drop by The Olsens gets two. Tag to Colin Second rope back elbow by Pantera and he tags back in Lince. Seems like that's way to quick given how long Lince was in there and the beating he took.Lince slips going for a spring board lariat on Jimmy. Drop kick on Colin.Jimmy with a kick to the ribs. Kaprana by Lince gets both twins. All four men in the ring. The masked men go for a double bulldog but the Olsens shove them into each other. Jimmy and Colin whip Lince into Pantera who catches his student and sits him on the top rope. Colin runs into Pantera's boot. Rana by Lince on Jimmy. Double team sit out power bombs by Pantera and Lince for the win. Ok match but some of the logic fails it and takes me out of it. 

Ultramantis Black with Hydra vs Miyawaki- Mantis is backstage and offer Miyawaki to be the representative of the Neo Solar Temple in the Orient. Mantis says join or die and even threatens to destroy the Japanese Whaling Industry. Screw Whale Wars I want to see that on Animal Planet. Miyawaki is another wrestler from Japan out of the Kai En Tai Dojo. Lock up and Miyawaki gives a clean break. Another lock up and Mantis chops on his break. Miyawaki chops him right back. Exchange of chops and headlock by Miyawaki than a shoulder tackle. Mantis tries a drop down but Miyawaki sees it coming and drops the elbow to the back. Hip toss by Miyawaki. Mantis begs for mercy but gets none. Hydra trips Miyawaki and pulls him to the floor. Cheap shots by Hydra behind the ref's back. The ref turns around and kicks Hydra out. Mantis covers back in the ring and gets two. Suplex by Mantis gets two. Key lock by Mantis in the center of the ring. Punches to the gut by Miyawaki so Mantis goes to the eyes. Mantis uses his boot to choke Miyawaki and than he stands on the chest and throat. Chin lock by Mantis. Jaw breaker by Mantis and into a camel clutch. Miyawaki fight to the ropes and gets the break. Mantis rams Miyawaki in the corner. Corner splash by Mantis misses. Miyawaki runs into a boot. Exploder suplex by Miyawaki. Forearms exchanged. Running back elbow by Miyawaki and than eh drives him down stomach fist. Mantis moves out of the way on an elbow drop. Side slam by Miyawaki into the half crab. Mantis gets the ropes. Miyawaki to the top rope. Mantis hits the ropes and Miyawaki falls. Forearms by Mantis. Full Nelson slam by Mantis gets two. Mantis tries for the praying mantis bomb but it's blocked Atomic drop and a lariat by Miyawaki. Final cut by Miyawaki for the win. Ok match I would have liked to see Mantis pick up the win but assume after Passion getting killed like he was that was a no go. 

The Fabulous Three Robbie Ellis, Mitch Ryder and Larry Sweeney vs Jigsaw and Low Ice Creams Ice Cream Jr and El Hijo Del Ice Cream- Ellis might be the only things I truly hate about CHIKARA he's a really old guy that still wrestles and yeah he pulls off some "cool" moves  but you know what if I don't want to see Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair wrestle I sure as hell don't want to see a guy older than them wrestle. Now according to the current storyline in CHIKARA he is now the owner and I hope that means he's done wrestling.  Pre match Ryder runs down the Luchadors. Sweeney does the band is back promo and Ellis mumbles something. Jigsaw starts for his team (after he convinces the Ice Creams to let him) and Ryder starts for his team. Tons and tons and tons of stalling to start and I'm getting bored. Finally a lock up. Jigsaw drives Ryder back and and gives a clean break. Ryder says Jigsaw pulled his hair. More stalling. Go behind by Jigsaw who uses this as a chance to mess up Ryder's hair. More stalling the bell ran like five minutes ago and so far the only moves are lock up and a go behind. Hammer lock by Ryder reversed by Jigsaw into a head lock and more hair messing up by Jigsaw. Arm wringer by Ryder and he works over the arm. Jigsaw reveres it into the wrist lock. Trip by Ryder  sweep by Jigsaw each gets one. Shoulder tackle by Jigsaw and a hip toss than a leg lariat. Sweeney tags in. Arm drag by Jigsaw into the arm bar. Punches to the gut by Sweeney and the criss cross. Jigsaw gets Sweeney to look up and hits him with an elbow. Criss cross again. Sweeney tries that trick but takes the elbow again. Tag to Hijo. More stalling I get playing to the crowd but Larry Zbyszko would watch this match and say "pick up the pace guys." Lock up and Sweeney drive Hijo back and chops on the break. Hijo starts to cry but than he kicks Sweeney. Sweeney tries a back drop but Hijo sees it coming and pinches the butt. Poke to the eyes and than a kiss by Hijo. Sweeney with a kick to the stomach. Sweeney with a drop down. Ice Cream jumps over him and drops down right next to Sweeney. Sweeney to the floor and Hijo chase. Ellis in the ring off the lucha tag and in comes Ice Cream Junior. Ellis to the eyes. The worst running of the ropes ever by Ellis and than a head scissors takedown. Yes it's impressive a guy this old can do it but the move still looks like shit. Awful looking slice bread by Ellis gets two. Ryder tags back in and so does Jigsaw. Drop toe hold by Ryder and than an elbow drop. Knee drop to the face by Ryder. Tag to Sweeney. Sledge hammer off the second rope by Sweeney. The Ice Creams come in distracting the referee in comes Ryder for the double team on Jigsaw. Cover by Sweeney gets two. Shoulder into the stomach by Sweeney. Second rope elbow drop by Sweeney gets two. Tag to Ryder. Abdominal stretch holding the ropes by Ryder. 

Finally the referee sees the cheating and Jigsaw hip tosses free. Ryder cuts off the tag. Tag to Ellis with a weak looking kick than awful stomps. Tag to Sweeney. Rolls up by Jigsaw gets two. Sweeney drives Jigsaw face first into the mat. Tag to Ryder. Cross face shot by Ryder. Triple team by the Fabulous Three. Chin lock by Sweeney who uses the ropes for leverage. Referee checks the arm but Jigsaw isn't going out. Jigsaw to his feet and gets free. Samoan drop by Sweeney and Jigsaw lands badly on his armTag to Ryder. Fist drop by Ryder. Upper cut by Jigsaw than forearms. Ryder to the eyes. Piledriver is bock tag to Hijo and here comes Sweeney. Bob to the noise by Hijo. Butt Butt by Hijo on Sweeney. Atomic drop on Ryder. Tag to Junior. Everyone into the ring and fighting overs a suplex position. Heels get the triple suplex. Ellis to the top rope as Sweeney pulls Jigsaw to the center. Shit looking splash by Ellis. Ice Creams break it up. Double team shots on Sweeney than the ice cream sandwich. Asscido by the Ice Creams. Ryder makes the save. Down to Junior and Ryder. Pile driver by Ryder for the win. This match sucked. Way to much stalling and everything Ellis did sucked. I don't care how old he is if he can't do the moves well than retire. Sadly this turned out to be Jigsaw's last match with CHIKARA for a long time. I'm not entirely sure what happen it was combo of things I think. He was injured on this match and couldn't' work the rest of the weekend. At the same time ROH started giving him more booking taking him off some CHIKARA cards. And ROH really blew it with Jigsaw he was placed in a awful stable that he didn't' fit with. Followed up by unmasking him witch damaged his look as he went from masked man to skinny white guy and the real topper he just took his make off backstage. He wasn't pinned in a stipulation match, he wasn't attacked and had it ripped off his face exposing him to the world. Nope they just had pull it off in a segment

Chris Hero and Shayne Hawke vs Claudio Castagnoli and Equinox- Months early Equinox had upset Hero in a match making him submit to the CHIKARA Special. Hero bails out the second Double C gets in the ring. Hero orders Hawke to start because Claudio is starting for his team. School boy by Hawke when Claudio goes after Hero. Kicks to the leg by Hawke. Arm drab by Hawke. He tries for a flying Head scissors but Claudio blocks it and turns it into a military press slam. Tag to Equinox Arm wringer by Equinox but Hawke bull rushes him back allowing Hero to tag in. Hero taunts Equinox. Equinox to the floor for a lucha tag. Claudio in and misses the bicycle kick. Hero bails to the floor. Hawke is on the apron trying to block Claudio who just picks him up and puts him in the ring. Series of fore ams by Hawke and a shoulder tackle but Claudio no sells. Hawke tries the shoulder block again and this time jokingly Claudio sells it. Hawke does an uppercut and than Castagnoli shows him how it's done. Equinox tags in.  Double team back elbow by the techincos gets two. Arm drag into an arm bar by Equinox. Tag to Claudio. Giant Swing by Claudio. Claudio covers and gets two. Tag back to Equinox. Lucha style exchange by Hawke and Equinox. Head scissors take over by Equinox. Arm drag by Equinox. DDT by Hawke and Hero tags in. Stomps by Hero. Firemen's carry into a back senton by Hero gets two. Stiff chops by Hero. Tag back to Hawke. Chops by Hawke. Double team choke by Rudos. Tag back to Hero. Jaw breaker by Hawke and than a jaw breaker to the back of the head by Hero. Drop kick to the side of the head by Hero gets two. Handstand into a sent by Hero. Tag back to Hawke. Body slam by Hawke and he drops the knee to get two. Tag back to Hero. Stomp to the head by Hero. Equinox starts to really  Sunset flip by Equinox series of roll throughs and Equinox is free and tags Claudio Referee didn't see it because Hawke had him distracted. Hawke pulls Equinox back into the ring. Springboard double stomp by Hero. Chin lock with the arms tired behind the legs by Hero than he changes it to pull on the legs Hawke tags in while Hero keeps the hold on and kicks Equinox on the head. Hawke hits an uppercut and taunts Claudio. Tag to Hoe who hits a Yakuza kick.  Chops in the corner by Hero. Equinox ripped into the corner and Hero hits a running kick. Hero runs into a back elbow. Hurrican rana by Equinox into a flying reverse DDT. Both men are down.  Tag to Hawke  and tag to Claudio. Series of elbows and clothesline by Claudio. Enzirue by Hawke. F5 by Claudio. Big upper cut by Claudio but Hero breaks up the pin. Cravat cutter by Hero. Hawke rolls out of the ring so Hero is legal. Cravat suplex by Hero but Equinox makes the save with basemen dropkick. Claudio to the floor. Arm drag and a dropkick by Equinox sends Hero to the floor. Hakwe cuts off the suicide dive. Trip by Equinox and he goes for the CHIKARA special on Hawke. Hero breaks it up. Hero screams "You want to mock me." And chops at Equinox. Cravat by Hero. Hawke goes for a piscado but Claudio nails him with an upper cut. Backslide by Equinox for the upset win. Really good fun match. They did some good stuff with Hero ducking Claudio to save spots for there planned one on one match a few days later.

Post match Claudio picks up Equinox and puts him on his shoulders and they do the Alex Wright dance. Hero is stunned in the ring. Hero stops Equinox from leaving and rams him into the post. Hero tosses Equinox back into the ring. Cravat buster by Hero. Hero goes after the mask of Equinox and tears at it. Leonard F Chikarason demands Hero stop and threatens to fire him. Hero says it doesn't matter he will just quit so he take the mask off. To stop Hero from unmasking Equinox he agrees to let Hero do it if he beats Equinox tomorrow night in Hellertown. Hero agrees and than Chikarason adds the stipulation that if Hero loses he gets his head shaved. Now this is how you do a hair vs mask match. ANd as usual Hero is a great heel.

Young Lions Cup Helios © vs Hydra- Helios the masked alter ego of Ricochet had just won the young lions cup a special title made for young guys on the CHIKARA roster. Hydra had actually picked up a few big wins and earned his shot. Headlock by Hydra. Helios powers press and gets a top wrist lock. Test of strength and Hydra stomps on Helios feet . Helios flips free but Hydra somehow doesn't realize it. Side cradle by Helios gets two. Arm drag by Helios. Gory Gallows by Helios than a crucifix gets two. Lock up and Helios out powers Hydra.  Helios steps out of the way and Hydra runs into the corner. Helios tries a splash by Hydra moves and than trips him to get two. Club to the back  and to the face by Hydra. Splash by Hydra gets two. Snap-mare by Hydra and double Iron claw to the head. Helios elbows free and hits a pelle. Punches by Helios and a leg lariat followed by the spin kicks. Second rope moonsault by Helios but Hydra rolls out of the way. Hydraloick (Full Nelson they were taking a shot at WWE and Chris Master's Master Lock) by Hydra Helios is in the ropes. Spiked DDT by Helios gets two. Helios sits Hydra on the top rope. Hydra with elbows to the back of the head as Helios climbs up. Choke slam off the top by Hydra. Helios gets the ropes. Hydra goes for the gorilla press but can't gets Helios up. Leg sweep and a standing shooting star for the win by Helios. Good match. Hydra is always comedy gold. Extra fun was having Mantis on commentary for his man. Post match Mantis gives Hydra a hug .

BlkOut Sabian, Joker and Eddie Kingston vs Tim Donst & Incoherence Hallowicked and Delirious- Pre match Kingston cuts the typical over rated Kingston promo you heard him once you have heard them all. Kingston and Hallowicked had been feuding over who the top student of the Wrestle Factory was. Donst had been beat down by Kingston in two matches. Blkout comes out wearing face paint. Kingston and Delirious start and of course we get the freakout from the future ROH booker. Nothing happens and Delirious tags Hallowicked in. They start going for a knuckle lock up. Sabian jumps Hallowicked from behind. Kingston out to make a lucha tag. Arm drag by Sabian. Hallowicked blocks the monkey flip. O lit a by Hallowicked sends Sabian to the floor. Tag to Delirious as Joker tags in. Shoulder block by Joker than a side kick. Head lock takedown by Delirious than arm drags and a  drop toe hold before a senton. Joker to the floor. Tag to "Timmy Timmy Timmy" as Delirious calls him. King in and gets double legged. Over head belly to belly suplex by Donst. Chinlock into a camel clutch by Donst.  Hallowicked in and dropkicks Kingston in the face. Joker in to break up the submission. Chops to the kidneys' by Kingston. Tag to Joker. and a double team shoulder block gets two. Hard forearms by Joker. Chops by Donst. Knee to the gut by Joker. Atomic drop and kick to the head by Joker. Tag to Sabian. Chops by Sabian. Sunset flip by Donst gets two. Sabian cuts off the tag and locks in a seated abdominal stretch and he chops at the chest. Tag to Kingston. Slap to the face by Kingston. Northern lights suplex by Kingston gets two. Small package by Donst two. Incoherence to the ring when King baits them so the referee turns his back. Sabian in no tag. Chop by Sabian than spits in his hands and rubs them in Donst's face. Kick to the back by Sabian. Leg trip takedown by Donst. Kingston and Joker pulls Hallowicked and Delirious off the apron to block the tag. Choke by Sabian. Tag to Kingston. Head butts by Kingston. Backs fist by Kingston. Donst ducks a second one and gets a release German suplex. Joker in on the lucha tag and cuts Donst off. Knees to the head by Joker. King back in and a double team flap jack. They hold Donst and Sabian with a running dropkick to the face. Sabian now legal and covers to get only two. Chops in the corner by Sabian Joker with a  shot by the apron. Choke using the boot by Sabian. Chin lock by Sabian. Ok I really feel the Ricky Morton spot by Donst has gone on long enough there is a point of over kill where instead of adding drama you just killing time. Side head lock by Sabian. He whips Donst into the ropes and goes for drop kick Donst hooks the ropes. 

Takedown by Donst both men are down. Tag to Joker and tag to Delirious. Elbows and lariat series by Delirious. Kingston in on a lucha tag but blind tag in by Hallowicked. King basil to the floor back in comes Sabian. Running knee in the corner by Hallowicked. Sabian ducks the Yakuza kick. Rhidine bomb by Hallowicked. Kingston breaks up the pin fall and give Hallowicked a Yarnagi. Missile dropkick to the back of the head by Delirious than the Panic attack. Joker in for  a big suplex. Gator roll by Donst on Joker. Slaps to the face by Kingston on Donst. Donst ducks the lariat and hits a Back drop suplex. Kingston no sells it and hits a big lariat. Ok that was stupid. I think its a dumb spot any time you get dumbed on your head and no sell it. If your going to do it needs to be a in big time match not here. Delirious with the panic attack to Kingston. Sabian with a splash off the top on Donst. Down to Sabian and Delirious who exchange. STO by Sabian. Donst breaks up the pin. DDT by Sabian on Donst. Sabian to the top for a double stomp. Donst rolls through? WHAT? Your stilling getting hit it wasn't that Donst rolled to avoid it. Ankle lock by Donst. Joker break it up and Dead lift German Suplex for Donst. Hallowicked in and runs into the elbow of Joker. Step up rana by Hallowicked he appears to land low and goes it more to body than the head and shoulders. Michinoku driver by Hallowicked on Joker. Kingston back in and he exchanges slaps with Hallowicked. You actually hear Kingston call for a spot. Back drop suplex by Kingston but Wicked lands on his feet. Yakuza to the back of the head. Running Yakuza to the face. Sabian splashes on to Hallowicked as he covers. BlkOut all in the ring alone with Hallowicked. Running Yakuza in the corner by Kingston followed by a basement drop kick by Sabian and finally a cannonball by Joker. Cover is broken up all six men int eh ring. Donst tossed to the floor and Sabian pounds on him. Head butt by Hallowicked and Kingston goes to the floor. Delirious sends Joker to the floor. Sabin attack Delirious but gets a double team go to sleepy hollow. Back drop suplex with bridge by Donst on Sabian. Kingston breaks up the pin. Double stomp on Donst. Enziquri by Hallowicked than one by Delirious. Rolling cradle by Donst for the win. Ok match but one of those main events that drags it feels like some spots were just about killing time to get the show to twenty minutes. 


The Battle of Who Could Care Less feels like an middle of the road issue of a comic book.Don't get me wrong it's not bad and over all they are building some big stories and when you look back at the storyline it hits you how big some small moments were. But it's not a stand out event you need to see. You could easily skip over this one and got right to night two and three of the triple shot and be fine. There is no hidden gem classic among matches. So I say skip unless your a really die hard CHIKARA fan. 

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