Friday, September 27, 2013

9/26 WWE Smackdown Report


We are in Milwaukee, Wisconsin and your announcers are Michael ‘Squiggy’ Cole and John ‘Lenny’ Layfield.
We start off with Triple H making his way to the ring. Triple H welcomes everyone to Smackdown. He says that he has heard all of the rumors and backstage buzz and the media buzz. He says that a lot of ugly words have been said about the last month like favoritism and abuse of power. That is utterly ridiculous. There are times when WWE Superstars are unable to accept their own failures and shortcomings.

They would rather blame management for their failure. The thing is that him and his wife are willing to accept that burden as the authority figures in the company. They cannot make everybody happy so they decide to do what is best for business.

Even when they do things like they did on Monday, they get criticism. They had an 11 on 3 elimination handicap match with eleven superstars against The Shield. Hunter says that is bad on their part?

We see highlights from the match.

Hunter says any angst in the locker room was settled there, but that wasn’t good enough. That decision was not made to quell an uprising, it was to do what was best for business.

Miz’ music plays and he makes his way to the stage and then to the ring.

Miz throws out a really and asks if Hunter really thinks that he has been fair and impartial.

Hunter asks Miz about coming out here to be fair and impartial after all of the opportunities given to him. He has been given opportunities and he has failed. Then he blames someone else. Hunter says that Miz asked for the opportunity to be in the ring with the Face of the WWE. He got to be in the ring with Randy Orton. Hunter says that Miz choked and we go to footage from last Monday.

Hunter asks if that was Management’s fault. Hunter says that is probably hard to swallow and must sting since it happened in front of his family. How does giving Miz the opportunity and failing on Triple H?

Hunter says that Miz was not ready to compete last week so he protected Miz. He was protecting Miz from himself because he would have gotten into the ring with Randy Orton and Hunter says that he does not know what Randy would have done to Miz. He gave Miz another opportunity. A platform to say what he wanted. He gave Miz an episode of MizTV with the Big Show. Miz squandered that too and we see footage from Monday night.

Miz says that all Hunter gave him was a set up. Hunter was the good cop and then the bad cop, his wife interrupted and had Big Show knock him out. He thanks Hunter for the opportunity.

Hunter says that his wife had every right to be in the ring because of what Miz said about his wife.

Miz says that he called Stephanie a ‘castrating witch’ but he should have changed the ‘w’ to a ‘b’.

Hunter says Miz runs his mouth and he cannot back it up. Hunter says that his wife was justified for what she did. Tempers ran hot and everyone was upset. After the beating in front of his mom and dad, he knows why Miz was upset. Maybe Miz said something he shouldn’t have said. Maybe his wife did something that she might have regretted.

Hunter says that he wants to give Miz another chance. Everything else is water under the bridge.

Hunter says that Miz is feeling fine tonight, so he will give Miz the opportunity he could not take on Monday. He will give Miz a match against Randy Orton for a chance at retribution or revenge.

Miz accepts the match.

Hunter asks if he could get his parents to Milwaukee in time for the match so they can see him get retribution. Hunter tells Miz to get changed for his opportunity.

Alberto Del Rio walks in the back and we go to commercial.

Match Number One: Alberto Del Rio versus R Truth in a Non Title Match

Del Rio with a kick and punch to Truth followed by kicks and head butts in the corner. The referee pulls Del Rio out of the corner and Truth with a punch and he puts Del Rio in the corner and he punches him until Del Rio gets into the ropes.

Del Rio with a savate kick and more head butts. Del Rio with an Irish whip but he misses a shoulder into the corner and Del Rio hits the ring post. Truth with a leg lariat followed by a clothesline or two.

Truth with a suplex into a stunner for a near fall. Truth misses the scissors kick and then he misses a splash into the corner. Del Rio with a super kick for the three count.

Winner: Alberto Del Rio

After the match, Del Rio puts Truth in the cross arm breaker.

Rob Van Dam comes to the ring and he attacks Del Rio. Van Dam with a spinning leg drop. Ricardo gives Van Dam a chair and Van Dam hits Del Rio in the ribs with the chair. Van Dam with the skateboard drop kick to Del Rio.

Vickie and Triple H are watching in the back. Vickie suggests that they make the World Title Match at Battleground more interesting. Hunter says that they will call it a Hardcore Match. Vickie says that is what is best for business.

Prime Time Players walk in the back and they do the Millions of Dollars Dance. They say anyone can do it, but they have found the exception to the rule. They do a better job after some lessons. We go to commercial.

We are back and Zeb Colter wants everyone to rise and put their hands over their hearts so they can say ‘We The People’. Zeb says nobody can say it other than Real Americans. They are tired of being mocked and they tell everyone to mind their own business.

Match Number Two: Titus O’Neil and Darren Young versus Antonio Cesaro and Jack Swagger (with Zeb Colter)

Swagger and Titus start things off and they lock up. Swagger with knees in the corner. Swagger with n Irish whip but Titus floats over and he connects with a shoulder tackle. Titus with a kick to Cesaro and then he sends Swagger sternum first into the turnbuckles. Titus with an elbow but Swagger with an elbow and he sends Titus shoulder first into the turnbuckles.

Cesaro tags in and he kicks Titus. Swagger tags back in and he sends Titus to the mat. Titus with punches to Swagger but Swagger stops Titus from getting ot his corner. Swagger with shoulders in the corner and Cesaro gets a shot in. Cesaro tags in and he kicks Titus and then he gives Titus a Giant Swing.

Cesaro wit a forearm while Titus struggles to stay on his feet and Cesaro with a near fall. Titus throws Cesaro to the side and he tries to get his bearing to make the tag and Young is tagged in. Young with a forearm to Swagger on the apron followed by a clothesline and an overhead belly-to-belly throw. Young with a splash into the corner followed by a Northern Lights suplex for a near fall.

Cesaro with a uranage for a near fall. Swagger sends Titus to the floor and Young with a rollup but the referee was with Swagger and Cesaro kicks out. Cesaro with a forearm but Young with Gutcheck, but he does not realize that Swagger has tagged in and Swagger applies the ankle lock. Darren taps out.

Winners: Antonio Cesaro and Jack Swagger

We see that the Wyatt Family has arrived.

We go to commercial>

Match Number Three: Bray Wyatt (with Luke Harper and Erick Rowan) versus Zack Ryder

Harper and Rowan bring Ryder into the ring before the bell.

Wyatt applauds Rowan and Harper for what they did. They lock up and Wyatt sends Ryder into the turnbuckles. Ryder with forearms but Wyatt with a flying cross body and he laughs. Wyatt with head butts to the shoulder followed by forearms. Wyatt rubs Ryder’s face in the mat.

Wyatt with punches and a reverse chin lock. Ryder gets to his feet but Wyatt with a forearm to the back. Ryder with a face plant to Wyatt followed by a running forearm into the corner. Ryder hits the Broski boot but Wyatt kicks out. Ryder sets for the Rough Ryder but Wyatt sends Ryder over his head and to the mat.

Wyatt with the kiss to the forehead and then he hits Sister Abigail for the three count.

Winner: Bray Wyatt

We go to commercial.

Match Number Four: Dean Ambrose (with Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns) versus Dolph Ziggler (with Rob Van Dam and Kofi Kingston) in a US Title Match

They lock up and Ambrose backs Zigger into th corner and Ambrose with punches. The referee pulls Ambrose out of he corner but Ambrose sends Ziggler into the corner and he runs his forearm across the face and then he rubs the eyes along the ropes. Ambrose with a chop. Ziggler with a kick but Ambrose with a clothesline.

Ambrose with an elbow drop for a near fall. Ambrose with a hard Irish whip and he Irish whips Ziggler again but Ziggler with an elbow. Ziggler with a flying clothesline and then he hits a Stinger Splash into the corner and he lands on the turnbuckles and he punches Ambrose and follows with a swinging neck breaker. Ziggler misses the Fameasser but Ambrose avoids it. Ziggler with a drop kick followed by a clothesline and both men go over the top rope to the floor.

Ziggler sends Ambrose back into the ring. Rollins pulls Ziggler to the floor and then everyone fights on the floor and the referee calls for the bell.

No Contest

After the match, Triple H wants the referee to get control of things. Hunter says that they are not going to have this kind of anarchy. The match is now a six man tag match.

We go to commercial.

Match Number Five: Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns, and Seth Rollins versus Rob Van Dam, Kofi Kingston, and Dolph Ziggler

The match is joined in progress and Van Dam with an Irish whip to Rollins followed by a monkey flip. Van Dam with a standing moonsault for a near fall. Van Dam with kicks to Rollins. Van Dam with shoulders in the corner followed by a spinning heel kick into the corner.

Van Dam with a punch and slam followed by Rolling Thunder. Van Dam gets a near fall. Rollins works on the injured arm and he kicks Van Dam in the arm and sends him shoulder first into the turnbuckles. Ambrose tags in and he kicks Rob in the shoulder. Ambrose with an arm bar.

Van Dam blocks a kick and he hits a spinning kick to Ambrose. Ziggler tags in and he punches Ambrose. Ziggler with a cross body and punches to Ambrose. Ziggler with the series of elbow drops and he takes care of Rollins who tries to interfere. Ambrose with an Alabama Slam to counter a DDT and Ambrose gets a near fall.

Reigns tags in and he kicks Ziggler as he blocks Dolph’s route to his corner. Reigns with a rear chin lock. Ziggler with elbows but Reigns with a clothesline for a near fall. Ambrose tags in and he kicks Ziggler and stomps on the abdomen. Ambrose with a knee drop and he chokes Ziggler.

Reigns tags in and he kicks Ziggler. Reigns sends Ziggler face first into the mat and he has some words with Kofi. Reigns picks up Ziggler and throws him to the mat in the corner. Ziggler with a leaping DDT and both men are down.

Rollins tags in and he keeps Ziggler from making the tag and he applies a front face lock. Rollins with a forearm to the back and he knocks Van dam off the apron. Ziggler tags in Kingston and he leaps over Ambrose and he connects with a few clotheslines followed by a drop kick and a leaping clothesline.

Kofi with the Boom Drop and he connects. Kofi sets for Trouble in Paradise but Ambrose ducks. Kofi with a double jump cross body for a near fall. Rollins breaks up the cover. Ziggler with a Fameasser to Rollins. Reigns with a spear to Kofi. Van dam with a springboard thrust kick. Van Dam clotheslines Reigns over the top rope and Van Dam with a moonsault from the apron but Van Dam is the one who is showing the damage. Kingston kicks Reigns.

Kingston with a pendulum kick to Ambrose followed by a springboard clothesline. Kofi with Trouble in Paradise to Reigns and then Ambrose with a rollup. Kofi rolls through but Rollins with Black Out to Kofi and Ambrose gets the three count.

Winners: Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns, and Seth Rollins

Renee Young is in the interview area with the Big Show. Renee asks how Show has been holding up.

Show says that every decision he has made has weighed on his conscience. He cannot sleep at night. He is a pariah in his own locker room. People call him names. He says that he is a wreck. He needs to do what is best for him and his family. He needs this job. He does not want to have his job held over his head . . .

Triple H stops by the interview area and he says that he understands how difficult this can be. Hunter says that if it is this difficult, he can quit.

Show says that he does not want to walk away.

Hunter say that he will help Show find another job. He can give him a job as a door man or a paper boy. Maybe as an airport baggage guy. It won’t be easy. A regular sized person can find a job just about anywhere, but Show is special. Hunter says that Show needs this job.

Show mumbles something and Hunter starts to mock Show. Hunter wants to know if Show is going to do something about it. He tells Show to think about his wife and family. He will do nothing and he will like it.

Show screams and he walks away.

We go to commercial.

We ar back and AJ Lee is in the Goldman Box. She says that every Diva is against her so she had to get protection. She got the Diva who is as ostracized as her and that is Tamina.

Match Number Six: Cameron (with Naomi) versus AJ Lee (with Tamina) in a Non Title Match

AJ attacks Cameron when she is looking away. AJ with kicks followed by a snap mare and cravate. AJ sends Cameron to the mat and AJ skips around the ring. AJ with an Irish whip but she misses a splash into the corner. Cameron with a rollup for a near fall.

Cameron with a clothesline or two followed by a drop kick. Cameron with a split for a near fall. AJ with an Irish whip but Cameron with a kick. Cameron with a cross body for a near fall. AJ with a back heel kick and she send Cameron to the floor.

AJ goes to the floor and she sends Cameron back into the ring. AJ yells at Naomi and she gets on the apron. Tamina pulls her off and clotheslines Naomi. Cameron with a rollup for a near fall. AJ with a Shining Wizard for the three count.

Winner: AJ Lee

We go to commercial with Paul Heyman and Curtis Axel walking in the back.

We are back and Paul Heyman comes out to the stage and he wants us to watch what happened at Night of Champions with him and CM Punk.

Paul says that he has to be candid with everyone. They are disappointing him. People react to that footage with shock, horror, and dismay. Are the people surprised that he pinned CM Punk?

Paul gives them a trade secret. Every time the people’s bloodlust for his hide makes CM Punk want to come after him, CM Punk is going to fail. He is going to lose. Paul asks the people if they have considered that they could possibly be wrong. Are the people that myopic?

On Monday night, CM Punk was in the center of the ring and he said that he knew that this was a trap. Paul says that it was a trap. It was the people who wanted Punk to pounce on him with the broken scooter.

Paul provides Exhibit ‘B’ to the people. We see Paul’s scooter failure on Monday night.

Paul says that he owes a lot of people thanks. He wants to thank Curtis Axel for putting that plan together. He wants to thank his hero Ryback for doing the damage to CM Punk. Paul says that he wants to thank everyone. It was their worship of CM Punk that is going to make him come after him all the time.

CM Punk has signed for a match against Ryback at Battleground. Do you think that CM Punk stands a chance against Ryback? Does CM Punk have any hope against Ryback? Can CM Punk beat Ryback at Battleground? It will come down to history repeating itself and Punk will have to blame each and every one of you because CM Punk will be looking up at the winner of the match, Ryback and Paul Heyman . . . the Best in the World.

Match Number Seven: Heath Slater (with Jinder Mahal and Drew McIntyre) versus Santino Marella (with Hornswoggle and Great Khali)

Santino blocks a kick and Heath blocks a kick. Slater with punches and then he kicks Santino. Slater gets a near fall followed by forearms across the chest. Slater with a reverse chin lock but Santino gets to his feet. Santino with jabs and forearms followed by a split and a hip toss. Santino goes for the diving head butt, but Slater gets his knees up. Slater with a knee across the chest.

Slater goes up top but Santino hits the ropes and Slater crotches himself and he falls to the mat. Santino looks around and he grabs his Cobra. Jinder gets on the apron and Santino’s cobra gets charmed by a flute. Khali has his own flute. Mahal and Khali make the Cobra go back and forth. McIntyre gets on the apron and Khali chops him.

Santino tries to keep the cobra from attacking him and Hornswoggle pulls Mahal off the apron and Hornswoggle breaks the flute. Slater with a leg lariat. Khali gets his flute and the cobra is awakened and it connects and Santino gets the three count.

Winner: Santino Marella

We go to commercial.

We are back with a Los Matadores video package. They are coming next week.

We have an update on the situation with the Rhodes family, but we look at how we got to this week.

We see Cody Rhodes and Goldust attacking The Shield on Raw.

We go to footage from the interview with Triple H. Triple H says that he was angry after what happened on Monday. He will allow Cody, Dustin, and Dusty to appear on Raw next week with an open forum. He has a lucrative proposition for them.

Michael Cole says that Cody and Goldust have a response. They are coming to Raw. Goldust says that if this business proposition is anything like the last one, there will be hell to pay.

Match Number Eight: Randy Orton versus Miz

Miz with a double leg take down and punches to Orton. Orton with a kick and forearm to the back. Miz with an elbow and he sends Orton into the turnbuckles. Miz with punches but Miz runs into a boot. Orton with a head butt and punches. Miz with punches and he clotheslines Orton over the top rope to the floor.

Miz goes to the floor and Orton with a kick. Miz Irish whips Orton into the ring post. Miz sends Orton back into the ring and he punches Orton. Miz with a boot to the head. Miz sets for the Awesome Clothesline and he misses when Orton moves out of the way. Miz appears to have injured his shoulder and the referee checks on him.

Miz goes to the floor and Orton waits for the medical staff to check on him. Miz is asked if he can go and Orton brings Miz back into the ring for the IEDDT. Orton looks around and he punches Miz while the referee and medical staff checks on Miz. The referee calls for the bell.

Winner: Miz (by disqualification)

After the match, Triple H comes out and he says that he will not let Orton intentionally get disqualified so the match will be restarted and it will be No Disqualification and you have to win by pinfall or submission.

Match Number Eight Part Two: Randy Orton versus Miz in a No Disqualification Match

Orton goes to the floor and sends Miz over the announce table. Orton pulls Miz over the announce table and he sends Miz into the ring steps. Orton sends Miz into the ringside barrier and then he connects with a clothesline. Orton sends Miz into the Garcia Cubicle.

Orton looks around and Miz has time to get a chair and he hits Orton in the midsection. Miz hits Orton in the back with the chair. Orton kicks the chair into Miz’ face. Orton pulls Miz to the ringside barrier for an IEDDT. Orton stands over Miz and he punches Miz. Orton rolls Miz into the ring and he stands over the motionless body.

Orton picks up Miz for an RKO and the three count.

Winner: Randy Orton

We go to credits.

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