We are in Toledo, Ohio and your announcers are Josh ‘Tony Paco’s’ Mathews, Miz, and Cody ‘Son of the Son of a Plumber’ Rhodes
Match Number One: Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, and Roman Reigns versus Jimmy Uso, Jey Uso, and Justin Gabriel
Ambrose and Gabriel start things off and they lock up. Ambrose with a waist lock but Gabriel with a standing switch. Ambrose with a top wrist lock and he takes Gabriel to the mat. Gabriel with an arm drag but Ambrose with a shoulder tackle. Gabriel with a drop kick and forearms but Ambrose with a knee and punch.
Rollins tags in and they try for a double belly-to-back suplex but Gabriel escapes. Rollins and Gabriel exchange punches. Gabriel with an Irish whip but Gabriel is sent to the apron. Gabriel with a springboard cross body for a near fall.
Jey tags in and he connects with a punch off the turnbuckles. Jimmy tags in and Jimmy sends Jey into Rollins. Jimmy with an Irish whip and a running forearm into the corner. Jimmy sets for the running butt splash but Ambrose pulls Rollins out of the corner and we go to commercial.
We are back and Rollins with a jawbreaker to Gabriel. Reigns tags in and he punches Gabriel. Reigns with more kicks while the referee warns him. Gabriel with a forearm and kicks to Reigns and he tags in Jey who connects with forearms and a savate kick. Reigns with a palm thrust to the chest and Reigns with a head butt and he tags in Ambrose.
Ambrose with boots to the abdomen and then he hits a snap elbow drop for a near fall. Jey with chops but Ambrose with a head butt and snap mare into a reverse chin lock. Ambrose with a knee to Jey. Rollins tags in and he kicks Jey. Reigns tags in and he continues to work on the midsection and he punches Jey.
Reigns with a slam and punches to Jey in the corner until the referee warns him. Jey with punches and forearms but Reigns with a knee and snap mare into a reverse chin lock. Jey tries to leap over Reigns but he cannot make the tag. Jey with a super kick and both men are down.
Ambrose and Jimmy tag in and Jimmy with uppercuts and a savate kick. Jimmy with a Samoan drop and a Bubba Bomb to Rollins. Jimmy with the running butt splash to Ambrose and he gets a near fall. Ambrose with a kick to Jimmy and both men go for cross body blocks and both men are down.
Gabriel tags in and he goes up top and he stops Reigns on the apron. Jimmy sends Rollins to the floor and Jey with a plancha onto Reigns. Ambrose is able to crotch Gabriel on the turnbuckles and then he hits the Dean Driver for the three count.
Winners: Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, and Roman Reigns
We go to commercial.
We are back and it is time to take a look back at CM Punk’s Sunday and Monday nights.
Zeb Colter has something to say before our next match. He introduces a fellow ‘Real American’. A man who shares the same values as him and Jack Swagger. This man speaks five languages. He wants to know what kind of man wears a mask. He might be paying tribute to a time honored tradition in Mexico, but he is ashamed. He wants to live in this country anonymously and have things that he cannot get in his own country. Antonio Cesaro has shed his foreign values to become a Real American. Unlike Sin Cara, Antonio Cesaro does not have to hide behind a mask. Antonio Cesaro has pride.
Match Number Two: Sin Cara versus Antonio Cesaro (with Zeb Colter)
The lights go down and Cesaro sends Cara to the mat. They lock up again and Cesaro sends him to the mat again. Cara tries for an arm drag but Cesaro stays on his feet and Cesaro with kicks and he gets a series of near falls. Cara with a series of arm drags and Cesaro goes to the floor to regroup and stop Sin Cara’s momentum.
Cesaro returns to the ring and he kicks Cara in the midsection and he follows with a European uppercut. Cesaro chokes Cara in the ropes. Cara with a springboard rana but he runs into a punch. Cara is sent to the apron and Cesaro drops Sin Cara on the top rope and he falls to the floor.
Cesaro sends Sin Cara into the ringside barrier and then he returns to the ring as we go to commercial.
We are back and Cesaro with a European uppercut. Cara with a reverse chin lock on Cara. Cara with elbows and forearms but Cesaro with a scoop slam and then he punches Cara. Cesaro with a snap mare and then he leaps onto Cara’s chest. Cesaro with a dead lift side salto. Cesaro tries to take off the mask but Cara stops him. Cara with kicks to Cesaro and Cesaro runs into boots in the corner.
Cesaro misses a splash into the corner and Cara with a satellite head scissors and the double jump arm drag out of the wrist lock. Cara with a cross body off the turnbuckles onto Cesaro on the floor. Cara returns Cesaro into the ring and he hits a slingshot corkscrew splash for a near fall. Cesaro blocks a handspring back elbow but Cesaro catches him and he applies the reverse chin lock. Cara with a jaw breaker and he is sent to the apron. Cara with an enzuigiri that staggers Cesaro. Cara goes up top and Cesaro catches Cara. Sin Cara with a rana for a near fall. Cara with forearms but Cesaro with Swiss Death for a near fall.
Cesaro returns to the reverse chin lock and he swings Cara around and then he puts Cara in the Gotch Style Neutralizer for the three count.
Winner: Antonio Cesaro
We go to commercial.
We are back and Josh discusses the situation with Daniel Bryan and we are told that Daniel is medically cleared and he will face Randy Orton in a rematch.
Match Number Three: Aksana versus Kaitlyn
Kaitlyn shows some aggression and Aksana retreats into the corner. Aksana with a kick and she sends Kaitlyn to the mat and she slams her head into the mat. Kaitlyn goes after Aksana and Aksana with a kick. Aksana with a kick to the ribs.
Aksana with elbow drops and she applies a quarter nelson and chin lock. Kailtyn with elbows but Aksana sends Kaitlyn to the mat. Aksana with a side slam. Aksana with a round kick to the head and she gets a near fall. Aksana returns to the quarter nelson and chin lock. Kaitlyn with a back breaker.
Kaitlyn with a clothesline and back elbow followed by a kick and then she sends Aksana into the mat with a bulldog. Kaitlyn slams Aksana’s head into the mat and then she sets for a splash into the corner but Aksana moves. Aksana with kicks and the referee pulls Aksana out of the corner. Kaitlyn with a kick and spear for the three count.
Winner: Kaitlyn
We go to commercial.
We are back with the Man in the Salmon Jacket not quite retiring, but doing what he do to John Cena.
We go to credits.
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