Friday, April 21, 2017

4/21 Impact Wrestling Spoilers

– Match One: KM over Jake Holmes in a match taped for Xplosion.
– David Penzer is back with IMPACT as the ring announcer.
– Josh Mathews came out with Human Resources representative. IMPACT doesn’t accept bullying from announcers. Therefore Jeremy Borash has been suspended.
– Matt Sydal defeated Trevor Lee in the first match taped for Impact.
– Match Two: Sienna defeated Christina Von Eerie in a match for the GFW Women’s Championship.
– EC3 defeated John Bolen in a squash match. After the match he says nothing will stop him from becoming the E-C-Three-time World Champion at Slammiversary.
– Jeremy Borash is now in the crowd behind the announce table with a sign that reads “#FREE JB”!
– Magnus defeated Matt Morgan with a low blow.
– BIG pop for Allie! She’s extremely over in the Impact Zone. Lots of “ALLIE” chants!
– Eli Drake will face Alberto El Patron tonight.
– Garza Jr. and Laredo Kid are back (they were supposed to appear last night but United lost Garza’s luggage). They defeated Idris Abraham and Hakim Zane.
– Sienna defeated ODB to retain the GFW Women’s title.
– Eddie Edwards and Matt Sydal will compete tonight.
– Matt Sydal defeated Eddie Edwards with the Shooting Star Press. AWESOME back and forth match! Definitely match of the night so far. Can’t wait to see how it comes off on tv.
– Davey in to attack Eddie with a steel chair after the match. Brutal beatdown. Lots of heat on Davey! Davey landed about 10 shots with the chair. Wild brawl between Davey, Eddie, and the wives and they fight to the back.
– Moose defeated Marshe Rockett by pinfall in the second round of a Grand Championship match. Post match Eli Drake, Chris Adonis and Tyrus jumped Moose. Adonis applied the Master Lock.
– EC3 has come out to James Storm’s music in a full cowboy getup (brown hat, brown vest, and a bull rope). EC3 spoke in a country accent and did a comedy version of Garth Brooks’ “Friends in Low Places”, ending it with the words “I’m the top man here!”. Storm came through the crowd and attacked but EC3 got the upper hand hitting Storm with a cowboy boot. He cuffed him to the ropes and beat him with a belt before the referees and agents rushed down to stop him. EC3 whipped Pat Kenny with the belt, and Kenny no sold it looking like he was really pissed off. Carter headed to the back riding on an invisible horse to end the segment.
– The Hebners, Kenny, and security were all beat up by EC3 and whipped with the strap before he left. This seems like a setup for a strap match.
– Laurel Van Ness defeated Ava Storie in a possible dark match.
– Andrew Everett defeated Chris Silvio with a Shooting Star Press in a match taped for Xplosion.
– Alberto El Patron defeated Eli Drake with the double stomp in the corner. This was a strong main event and without a doubt Drake’s best showing to date in Impact Wrestling. Post match Alberto took the mic and told Josh Matthews to “Get the Fuck out of here”. Josh got pissed and left as the fans sang “Na Na Na Na Hey Hey Hey Goodbye”. Alberto said that he didn’t want to get Paige in trouble. She’s in San Antonio Texas and this is his house! He took a seven hour flight to get to Impact tonight. He said that he would die in the ring for all of us and began to cry a little. Very emotional speech to end the tapings
– The taping for one night only will be held tomorrow at 1:00 pm with Lashley vs Moose headlining.
– Impact will be taped tomorrow night at 6:00 pm and will be the return of Ultimate X.

No comments:

Post a Comment