WWE Main Event Results (10/14)

Miz TV kicks things off and Miz brags about beating Sheamus twice, then he invites Sheamus out to the set but Damien Sheamus-dow comes out instead. Sandow, looking quite ridiculous in a white bodysuit and red wig, tries his best Irish accent and says Miz owns him in the ring. He says Miz is better looking and talented, then he sings “his” own theme song with added lyrics about the lobster head meme and Miz being better than him. They pose together before Sheamus makes his way out, and he says this is funny, but Miz thinking he deserves the United States title for doing nothing is gold. Sandow mimes with him and Miz says he beat him twice, so that’s not nothing, and he is a star so his talent speaks for itself. Sheamus gets annoyed with Sandow mocking him and he says it’s great, but he could be funny too, only it’s a different kind of humor. He turns and clotheslines Sandow and tells Miz it’s slapstick comedy, then he says it’s just like Miz to let Sandow take the fall again. Sheamus says he wants to show Miz his next act, then he Brogue Kicks Sandow and taunts Miz as he leaves.  

Tyson Kidd (w/ Natalya) vs R-Truth 

Kidd says it’s a fact that he’s married to Nattie, but he wears the pants and he’s going to prove he’s more than just her husband. The bell rings and Truth hits a shoulder block, then he dances near Nattie and Kidd yells at her to go away. Truth goes for a whip but Kidd kicks him, then he stomps Truth in the corner and chokes him in a tree of woe position. Kidd goes and yells at Nattie before hitting Truth, then he slingshots him headfirst into the bottom turnbuckle and applies a headlock. Truth catches him with an elbow in the corner, then Kidd knocks him back and tries to get Nattie to help, but she ignores him and Truth connects with a diving STO for the win. 

Winner – R-Truth 

Cesaro vs Justin Gabriel 

Cesaro whips Gabriel in the corner and elbows him, then Gabriel connects with a hurricanrana and a side headlock. He transitions into a crucifix pin before Cesaro throws him into the turnbuckles, and he punches him a few times before taunting the crowd and stepping on Gabriel’s head. Gabriel comes back with a quick slam and some corner punches, then he hits Cesaro with a forearm and whips him. Gabriel goes to springboard but Cesaro sidesteps him, then he kicks him and hits a Neutralizer for the win. 

Winner – Cesaro 

Rusev (w/ Lana) vs Big E 

Big E goes for a shoulder tackle but Rusev doesn’t budge, then he repeatedly headbutts E and hits the ropes. E catches him and connects with a backbreaker for two, then Rusev rolls outside before he gets in and E whips him into the corner. E connects with some running shoulder tackles, then Rusev rolls outside again and E chases him down. Rusev tries to throw him into the ringpost but E blocks it, then Rusev slams him into the barricade and hits a fallaway slam on the floor. We get back from a break to see Rusev applying a front facelock, but E tries to break it so Rusev headbutts him.

Rusev stomps E a few times and sets up a suplex, but E blocks and counters with his own suplex before Rusev gets him back in a front facelock. E gets some separation with a belly-to-belly slam, then he connects with some clotheslines before hitting another belly-to-belly slam. E whips Rusev and tackles him in the corner, then he goes for another whip but Rusev kicks him in the stomach and charges the corner. E counters with a side slam for two, then he goes for the Big Ending but Rusev kicks him in the face and makes him tap to the Accolade. 

Winner – Rusev