Sheamus & The Usos vs Gold and Stardust & Damien Sandow
Miz tells Sandow he’s working the match in his place, then Jimmy kicks Stardust a few times before Jey hiptosses Goldust off of a tag. Goldust punches him and Stardust comes back with a Disaster Kick for two, then Jey gets sent outside and Goldust taunts him while Stardust holds Jimmy back. We get back from a break to see Sheamus connect with some forearm shots off the tag, then he sets up for Ten Beats but Sandow snaps his head on the ropes. Sheamus knocks him down but Goldust breaks up the tag, then he connects with a powerslam before Jey throws him outside. Jey hits a suicide dive before Stardust hits a springboard moonsault, then Sheamus tackles them all before calling for a Brogue Kick. Goldust runs in so Sheamus kicks him instead, then Sandow runs over and steals the win with a rollup.
Winners – Gold and Stardust & Damien Sandow
AJ Lee vs Alicia Fox (w/ Paige)
AJ and Alicia trade off on rollup attempts before AJ taunts Alicia, then Alicia hits a clothesline and a bridge suplex for two. Alicia applies a chinlock but AJ breaks it and tackles her, then she connects with a corner clothesline and a neckbreaker. AJ takes her down with a hurricanrana and Paige yells at Alicia as she rolls outside. They start to shove each other and AJ goes over, but Paige reveals they planned it and Alicia steals it with a rollup.
Winner – Alicia Fox
Randy Orton tells Seth Rollins he knows that he made the stipulation for his match on Sunday, and he wants to know why he’s looking out for him. Rollins says he’s a team player, and if by some miracle he beats Brock Lesnar, he would be World Heavyweight Champion. Rollins says from their is really simple, then he holds up his briefcase and implies a cash in, and Orton shakes his head and walks away.
Orton heads back out to the ring and says he and John Cena face each other in the demonic Hell In A Cell, but it’s not the first time they’ve been in this match together. He says it seems like just yesterday that he and Cena were debuting in WWE, then he runs down the crowd and the Kansas City Royals and asks if he has their attention. Orton says his rivalry with Cena is this generation’s Rock/Austin, and he knows Cena is good, but he can take hustle, loyalty and respect and shove it up his ass. Orton says he doesn’t care about fighting for what’s right, but he will beat the hell out of Cena on Sunday and love every second of it.
ohn Cena cuts him off and says Orton just needs to shut up, and they all know Orton is gifted, but he just proves he’s a dumbass every time he opens his mouth. Cena mocks him talking about history, and says Orton is stupid for coming to a town with a team in the World Series and trying to insult them. Orton says getting to the World Series and winning it are two different things, and Cena says it’s just like Orton being in a match on Sunday, but he’s not winning it. Cena says Seth Rollins took a title from him, but now he gets a chance to take it back, and he’ll go to hell and take Orton with him.
Paul Heyman cuts them both off and says this is all laughable, and the class of 2002 featured Orton and Cena, and his client, “The Next Big Thing” Brock Lesnar. He says if you think about it, it’s no surprise that Brock was champion back then and right now, and they will enter the Hell In A Cell structure, hoping to win. Heyman says they could define a legacy against each other, but Brock has no equal, so the winner of this match is really a loser. Heyman says they lose because they have to fight a beast, and he respects Orton but he is telling him he wants no part of his client.
Cena goes to leave but Heyman tells him to stay put, and he says Cena wants the title and the beast, but Heyman tells him it’s not going to happen. He says if Cena gets past Orton, which isn’t likely, but if he does, he will just get fed to the beast, Brock Lesnar. Cena gets pissed and lifts him for an Attitude Adjustment, but he stops and puts Heyman down, before Orton turns and drops him with a RKO. Heyman taunts Cena laying on the mat, but Orton turns and drops him with a RKO too, then taunts the crowd and leaves.
Rusev (w/ Lana) vs Big E
Rusev ties Big E up and repeatedly kicks him a few times, then E ducks a clothesline and splashes him. Rusev rolls outside but E follows, so Rusev slams him into apron before E throws him into the barricade. E rolls him in and slams him in the corner, then Rusev comes back with some headbutts before Rusev applies a headlock. E fights out and runs at Rusev, but Rusev kicks him in the face and stomps him before making him tap to the Accolade.
Winner – Rusev
Rusev says he is going to rip Big Show’s heart out and he will fail his American people, then Lana asks the crowd to stand for the real red,white and blue. The flag doesn’t deploy from the rafters and Rusev flips out, then Big Show is shown on the Titantron laughing about it. Show points to the ring, then the American flag drops down above the ring and some patriotic music plays but Rusev gets pissed and tries to rip the flag down. A soldier in uniform runs in the ring and tries to stop him, then security runs in to grab him but Rusev kicks the guy in the face and leaves as he’s checked by doctors.
We get back from a break to see Big Show in the ring, and he struggles to find the words to say, before finally telling everyone there are certain lines you don’t cross. He says you don’t disrespect an American soldier, ever, and if Rusev wants his attention and wants to get in his head, it’s working. Show says his mind is a very dark place, and he’s an American giant, so Rusev’s fifteen minutes of fame is over at Hell In A Cell. Show leaves the ring but ends up turning around, and he says the hell with that, he wants Rusev in the ring right now! Show demands Rusev come fight him, but he doesn’t come out so Show says he is going to look for Rusev in the back himself. Show asks where Rusev’s dressing room is and makes his way over, then he kicks in the door but finds it empty, so he ends up leaving.
Dean Ambrose is shown watching a horror movie when John Cena comes in and startles him, and Cena asks what he doing. Ambrose says he’s doing research, and says it’s See No Evil 2, and Cena looks upset that Ambrose isn’t taking their match very seriously. Ambrose says this will work, and they are kind of like a superhero movie, and Cena is like Superman, and he’s Batman. Cena asks if he’s serious, and Ambrose says this will all work out, and they will just work together and throw a lot of punches, and try to make a lot of them count. Cena says that’s actually a good idea, but Ambrose is more like the Joker, not Batman, then leaves as Ambrose continues to watch the movie.
Winner – Brie Bella
Dean Ambrose comes out to the ring with a large duffel bag and says he’s been having visions of what he would do to Seth Rollins when he finally gets his hands on him. He says Sunday lets him see his plans come to fruition, then he pulls a suitcase and a Rollins-themed dummy out of the bag. He puts it on a chair and says Rollins is the Authority’s puppet, and Rollins doesn’t like getting his hands dirty so he will rip his hands off on Sunday. Ambrose tears the arms off the doll and jams a screwdriver in the eyes, then he hits it with a hammer before pulling a hand saw out. Ambrose says he had a dream he cut Rollins’ testicles off, but then he remembered Rollins has no balls because he sold them to the Authority. He hits the mannequin in the crotch and gives it a piledriver, then Rollins cuts him off and says Ambrose has no chance of winning Sunday.
Rollins says Ambrose could have a career in comedy, then he says he grew up in the Midwest, but he left so he wouldn’t become trailer park trash like them. He says he is rich and famous and the best part of RAW every week, then he says sure he sold out, but so what, he sold the Shield and Ambrose out. Ambrose says he’s saving the best for Sunday, but they have the main event tonight and he will give Rollins a preview if he doesn’t shut up. Rollins says he doesn’t sweat Ambrose or Hell In A Cell, then Mick Foley cuts them off and says he wanted to come visit an old friend, the cell.
Foley talks about how he saw the Shield dominate for a few years, and he dreamed of the day they would clash, and now it’s here. He says no offense to Ambrose, but he almost always envisioned Rollins coming out on top, then Rollins praises him and says he knew Foley was smart. Foley says he told Rollins “almost always”, and he says the cell changes things, and Ambrose now has a weapon to inflict a lot of pain. Foley says he still remembers and feels the pain and the scars that never heal, and he might still wear Santa Claus themed attire, but it’s because it’s the last thing he has that keeps him a bit innocent.
Ambrose says no offense, but he lost his innocence a long time ago, and Foley of all people should get him, and Rollins will be in a hospital bed on Monday morning. He tells Rollins to ask himself if it was all worth it, then Rollins says they are both crazy and it’s going to take more to win than Ambrose just thinking he’s crazy. Rollins says he is going to win by being smarter, because he is above them both, but Foley says you can be as smart as you want, but it doesn’t matter when you get thrown off of a cell. Foley says Kansas City gets the game they’ve waited for 29 years for tomorrow night, but Rollins and Ambrose will get the match of their lifetime on Sunday, and they can both have a nice day.
Dolph Ziggler vs Cesaro
Cesaro punches Dolph in the face and taunts him, then Dolph floats over to escape a scoop slam and dropkicks Cesaro. He whips Cesaro outside and sends him into the barricade, then he kicks Cesaro in the face and gets a near fall. Cesaro slingshots him throat first into the ropes as we go to a break, then we get back to see Cesaro connect with an elbow drop off the ropes before applying a Cobra Clutch. Dolph breaks it and hits an elbow drop, then he goes for a Famouser but Cesaro blocks it, so Dolph goes for a rollup before Cesaro attempts a double underhook suplex. Dolph counters with a DDT for two, then he goes for a superkick but Cesaro catches his boot, then spins him and drops Dolph with an uppercut for the win.
Winner – Cesaro
Handicap Street Fight John Cena & Dean Ambrose vs The Authority
The match starts and everyone starts brawling, then Ambrose gets a chair and takes a few swings before he gets a table. Kane runs at him and slams him on it, then he throws Cena’s head into the steps as we go to a break. We get back from a break to see Orton slam Ambrose on the top rope before dumping him on his head, then he hits Ambrose a few times before setting him up in the corner. Ambrose knocks him back and connects with an axe handle smash, then Cena gets the tag and hits Rollins with a side slam and a Five Knuckle Shuffle. Kane runs in so Cena slams him on the mat, then he gets a table and sets it up in the ring.
Rollins reaches for a tag but no one is there, and Cena tries to hit an AA through the table but Rollins shoves the table out of the way. He drops down and slams Cena’s head into a chair in the corner, then Orton whips Ambrose into the steps and Kane hits him in the face with the top part of the steps. Rollins gets a near fall on Cena before Kane tags in, then he pulls Cena out of the ring and whips him over the commentary table. Kane whips Cena into the steps and rolls him inside before whipping him through a table in the corner. Kane sees Ambrose starting to stir so he kicks him off the apron, then Kane calls for the Cell to be lowered and Cena starts to fight back. Ambrose crawls under the Cell before it’s completely lowered, then he splashes all three opponents and throws Kane and Rollins on the floor.
Ambrose ducks a clothesline by Orton and dropkicks Rollins into the cage wall, then he beats Orton with a kendo stick before hitting a side Russian legsweep with it. Ambrose next hits Orton with a chair and attacks Kane with it, then he sends Rollins and Orton outside before taking Rollins out with a suicide dive. Orton slams his head into the ringpost, then he calls for a RKO but Cena runs in and sets up for an Attitude Adjustment. Kane drops him with a chokeslam but Ambrose drops him with a DDT, then he goes for a clothesline but Orton comes back in and hits a RKO for the win. Rollins rolls back in and Curb Stomps Orton, then he yells that he calls the shots around here and climbs the cell and celebrates.
Winners – The Authority
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