-Adam Cole is in the ring to start off the show. He’s wearing a red party hat. Cole brings out Steve Corino to do commentary tonight, and BJ Whitmer as a “bodyguard” for this party. Matt Taven comes out, and they introduce the reason we’re all here, Michael Bennett. They have a bottle of whiskey they’re all drinking from, and Bennett gets gifts like a crown, gloves and they do shots. Todd Sinclair comes out to referee a match and they all boo him.
(1) Kyle O’Reilly & Bobby Fish def. Truth Martini & Jay Lethal. A really solid 14-minute match with lots of shenanigans for Truth Martini.
(2) Veda Scott, Heather Patera & Leah Von Dutch def. Taeler Hendrix, Scarlett & Mary Dobson. The Romantic Touch was ringside. Matt Taven throws singles at the ladies during the match.
-Cheeseburger is an honorary member of The Kingdom tonight. They make him come out and do four shots of vodka.
(3) Roderick Strong def. Mark Briscoe. 10-minute match, and Strong celebrates his win by having a beer. Mark isn’t allowed to drink because he lost, and he’s not happy about it.
-Adam Cole brings out old hardcore wrestler Mad Man Pondo. Cole demands Cheeseburger into the ring. He puts him a match with…Tomasso Ciampa.
(4) Tomasso Ciampa def. Cheeseburger. Ciampa had alcohol spit on him, so he destroyed Cheeseburger. Pondo tried to get involved, but accidentally hit Cheeseburger in the head with a stop sign. Delirious comes out and we’re going to have another match to entertain The Kingdom.
(5) Tomasso Ciampa def. Delirious. Whereas the first match was about 1 minute long, this one went about 12-13 minutes.
After a brief intermission, The Kingdom brings out Jimmy Jacobs. They talk about ACH and Cedric Alexander being the biggest buzz kills in the ROH locker room, but they’re fun to watch in the ring, so they demand a match.
(6) Cedric Alexander def. ACH in a long, 18-minute match.
-The Kingdom is back, and Michael Bennett has Adam Cole sit in a chair. A woman comes out and apparently it’s lap dance time. A guy comes out and starts dancing, and Bennett has a disgusted look on his face. Another woman comes out to dance, but Maria Kanellis is out to crash the party…until she takes off her gold sparkling robe and starts dancing with the women. Bennett makes the other girls leave with BJ Whitmer. Maria doesn’t want to dance for the Decade. Bennett falls over drunk, but Taven gives him some vodka and he gets back up.
(7) Jay Briscoe, Mark Briscoe & Rhino def. Matt Taven, Adam Cole & Michael Bennett. This started as a main event singles match between Jay and Rhino, but the Decade attacked them. They are clearly pretty drunk, or at least acting like it (probably the later, for the sake of lawsuits). Rhino gores Adam Cole, and Briscoe hits the Jay Driller on Bennett for the win.
Opinionated View- Again if Cole and Bennett were in charge why not give themselves title shots and if the idea is they weren't booking it was a party they were throwing than why would they invite the Briscoes and other faces? And if you are about to argue "The Un-Autriothed shows aren't normal ROH shows so give it a break. You still gotta have logic.
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