Randy Orton comes out and says he became WWE World Heavyweight Champion and got rewarded with nothing, then John Cena comes out and says he got what he wanted. Cena says Orton is the center of attention, and he was a man for less than a day, because he took the easy way out the next night. Orton says he knows what Cena's trying to do but Daniel Bryan won't get another match, then Bryan comes out to the ring and says Orton's afraid of him. Bryan says Orton isn't better than him, and he wants to talk about deserving things, and Orton doesn't deserve to be called champion. He says he made peace with it, but he will get a fair shot when Cena wins and gives him a title shot, but Orton laughs and says no one is going to let that happen. Bryan says Orton is not the face of WWE, then The Shield comes to the ring but CM Punk evens things up and Vickie announces they will fight in a six man tag match.
Big E Langston (w/ Mark Henry) vs Jack Swagger (w/ Zeb Colter & Antonio Cesaro)
Swagger elbows Langston and tackles him, then he elbows him in the corner and applies a bearhug, but Langston breaks it with a side slam. Langston powerslams him before Cesaro jumps on the apron, but Henry clotheslines him as Langston clotheslines Swagger and hits a Big Ending for the win.
Winner – Big E Langston
Brie Bella (w/ Nikki Bella) vs Tamina Snuka (w/ AJ Lee)
Brie slaps Tamina and hits the ropes, but Tamina catches her and slams her down before she kicks her and throws her outside. Tamina rolls her back in and knees her, then she applies a headlock but Brie floats over and clotheslines her before kneeing her in the face. Brie hits two dropkicks and a boot to the face, then she follows with another dropkick for two before Tamina shoves her and superkicks her for a near fall. Tamina heads up top but Brie counters a Superfly splash with knees to the gut and a rollup, then she runs over and punches AJ in the face before leaving with Nikki.
Winner – Brie Bella
Sin Cara vs Drew McIntyre
Cara splashes Drew on the floor before Drew kicks him on the mat and taunts him, then Cara elbows him in the face and connects with an armdrag. Cara tosses him across the ring and hits a back handspring elbow, then he kicks Drew in the face and hits a senton for the win.
Winner – Sin Cara
Brodus Clay vs Tensai
Tensai pummels Brodus in the corner until the ref pulls him away, then Tensai goes right back after him with some right hands and a clothesline. Brodus avoids a splash and hits Tensai in the corner, then he splashes Tensai and follows with a second splash before mocking him. He goes for another but The Funkadactyls and Xavier Woods come out and distract him, allowing Tensai to roll Brodus up for the win. Brodus attacks Tensai but Woods makes the save, then they clear Brodus from the ring and dare him to come back before dancing around.
Winner – Tensai
Cody Rhodes & Goldust vs The Wyatt Family (w/ Bray Wyatt)
Goldust and Erick get things going but Rowan doesn’t move for the deep breath. Instead Goldust punches the mask off of him, only to get shoulder blocked down. Goldust comes back with some right hands, sending Rowan off to the corner for the tag to Harper. Off to Cody who brings Harper into the champions’ corner before bringing Goldust right back in. Luke takes over with some uppercuts to the jaw and drags Goldust out to the corner for the tag to Rowan. Erick is at the top of his weak offensive game here with choking, stomping and right hands. Harper comes back in with an uppercut for two with that disturbing look on his face. Goldust fights back but misses a cross body, sending him out to the floor and right in front of Wyatt as we take a break.
Back with Harper Gator rolling Goldust as Cole asks about Sister Abigail. Rowan comes back in for a claw hold and a big toss across the ring. Goldust finally gets an elbow up in the corner to stop a charging Rowan but Harper breaks up the hot tag attempt. A DDT puts Harper down a second later and there’s the tag off to Rhodes. Cody speeds things up with a springboard missile dropkick followed by the Disaster Kick to Harper. The moonsault press gets two but Rowan makes the save. Goldust sends him to the floor and dives off the apron to take him down, but Wyatt hits a quick big boot to Goldust’s jaw. Harper picks Cody up by the ears (this guy really is evil) and takes his head off with the discus lariat for the pin.
Winners – The Wyatt Family
The Miz vs. Damien Sandow
Miz takes him into the corner to start and scores with some clotheslines. Sandow tries to get a boot up in the corner but Miz wraps it around the ropes and kicks at the knee. The Figure Four goes on but Sandow gets to the rope. A rollup with a handful of trunks is enough to pin Miz at 1:28. I have no idea what the point of this match was as the promo could have done the same thing. Mark Henry fighting to save Christmas from the Latin speaking Sandow Claus is going to be glorious though.
Winner – Damien Sandow
Kofi Kingston vs. Fandango
Kofi gets the jobber entrance as JBL calls Fandango a male Shakira. “His hips don’t lie.” Cole: “….oh God.” Fandango grabs a headlock to start but Kofi comes back with a dropkick. A clothesline gets two on Kingston and Fandango pounds some elbows into Kofi’s chest. We hit the chinlock for a bit but Kofi avoids a middle rope knee drop. Kofi comes back with some chops and a dropkick followed by the Boom Drop. Fandango bails to the floor to avoid Trouble in Paradise and trips Kofi to send him to the mat, then hits a guillotine legdrop for the win.
Winner – Fandango
The Wyatts jump Bryan in the back, presumably taking him out of the six man later. Bray drops to his knees and says “ashes ashes, we all fall down.” The Family throws him off a ledge which appeared to be a few feet high.
CM Punk & John Cena vs The Shield
Punk and Ambrose get things going with CM going after the arm. Ambrose is driven into the corner and it’s off to Cena for a shoulder block. The bulldog puts Dean down again and it’s back to Punk who gets two off a middle rope elbow. We take a break and come back with Reigns holding Cena for a kick from Rollins. Back to Ambrose to pepper Cena with with right hands but John belly to back suplexes him to get a breather. The rest doesn’t last long though as Reigns comes in with headbutts and a lot of shouting. There’s the awesome Superman Punch before it’s off to Rollins for a forearm to Cena’s face. Cena avoids a charge in the corner but rolls towards Shield, allowing Rollins to tag out to Ambrose. Dean hits a dropkick up against the ropes before it’s back to Rollins for some right hands in the corner.
Cena is sat on the top rope but headbutts Rollins down to escape a superplex. Ambrose comes back in but walks into a tornado DDT. There’s the hot tag to Punk who takes Ambrose down with a leg lariat and hits a running knee to Rollins’ chin. Seth rolls to the floor for a suicide dive followed by the running knee in the corner back inside. The Macho Elbow looks to set up the GTS but Ambrose breaks it up. Punk drops of them with the neckbreaker/DDT combo for two on Rollins. Reigns makes the save and Shield triple teams Punk for the DQ.
Winners (by disqualification) – CM Punk, John Cena
Cena comes in for the save but Reigns hits the spear to take him down. Punk is about to take the Triple Bomb but Cena makes another save. The superheroes are in trouble but here’s Big E. Langston for the real save. Ambrose and Rollins are sent to the floor and we get the showdown between Langston and Reigns but Punk gets a chair, sending Roman out to the floor. Shield backs off to end the show.
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