Saturday, November 9, 2013

11/8 WWE Smackdown Report

CM Punk comes out and says 'best in the world' means different things to a lot of people, and The Wyatt Family thinks it makes him a target. Punk says he doesn't know why the Wyatts attacked him, but he doesn't care because he just wants to fight tonight. He says he squashed Paul Heyman and sent him away, so if the Wyatts want to fight, he's there to say let's do it right now on Smackdown. Punk says he's not leaving until they show up, but Curtis Axel comes out instead and says he needs to shut up, and the Wyatts can wait. Axel says they have unfinished business because Punk took his mentor away, but he will make Heyman proud tonight. Axel says Vickie Guerrero granted him a match with Punk tonight, and it's going to take place right now.
Curtis Axel vs CM Punk
Axel kicks Punk in the corner and chokes him with his boot, then he chops Punk before Punk throws him into the corner. Punk hits him and knocks him down, then he hits a top rope axe handle smash before taking Axel down with a snapmare. Punk kicks Axel's thighs and takes him down a few times, then Axel gets to the corner and slams Punk's face into the turnbuckles. Axel throws him outside but Punk sweeps his legs on the apron, then he suplexes him on the barricade as we go to a commercial break. We get back to see Punk go for Go To Sleep, but Axel rolls under the ropes to get away so Punk goes right after him. Axel lifts him and slams him back first into the barricade, then he rolls him in and gets a near fall before elbow dropping him.
Axel taunts him and punches him in the stomach, then Punk comes back with several chops and a boot to the face. Punk goes for a springboard crossbody but Axel ducks, then he connects with a clothesline for a near fall before he applies an elevated chinlock. Punk makes it to his feet and counters with a side suplex, then he kicks Axel and hits a neckbreaker for a near fall. He waits for Axel to get up and hits a running knee smash, then Punk clotheslines him and heads up to the top rope. The lights go out and the Wyatt Family's intro cuts in, but they don't appear and Axel uses it to hit a Perfect Plex for two. Axel hits him several times in the back of the head and goes for a backslide, but Punk counters with Go To Sleep for the win. After the match, Punk looks around as Bray can be heard laughing over the speakers, then he appears on the Titantron and blows the lantern out.
Winner – CM Punk

3MB vs R-Truth & The Usos
Jey goes for a quick rollup on Slater, then he kicks him in the face and tags Jimmy, who chops Slater and plays to the crowd. Slater applies a headlock and tags Jinder, and he knees Jimmy in the face before punching him in the head a few times. Jinder knees him and gets a near fall, then he and Slater suplex Jimmy off the ropes and Drew follows with a stomp to the chest. Drew punches him a few times and he and Jinder hold Jimmy in the air, and Slater assists with a neckbreaker while Drew taunts the crowd. Slater applies a side headlock and goes for a scoop slam, but Jimmy floats over and counters with a spinning enziguiri. Jinder runs across the ring and knocks Jey off the apron, but Jimmy takes him down and tags Truth, who takes Jinder out with a leaping side kick. He hits a suplex jawbreaker for two but Slater breaks it up, then the Usos clear the ring and hit tandem suicide dives on the floor. Truth ducks a clothesline by Jinder, then he connects with What's Up off the ropes for the win.
Winners – R-Truth & The Usos
The Funkadactyls vs AJ Lee & Tamina Snuka
Tamina throws Cameron in the corner but Cameron throws a few elbows, then Cameron goes for a bulldog but Tamina blocks it. Naomi gets hot tag and they try to take Tamina out, but she blocks their attack so they knock her outside. Tamina knocks Naomi down and throws her jacket at her, then she kicks Naomi in the face and slams her head into the turnbuckles. AJ applies a front facelock and grapevines it, then Naomi backdrops her and tries to make a tag. AJ pulls her leg so Naomi kicks her back, then Cameron knocks AJ down and follows with a crossbody for two. Cameron goes for a corner splash but AJ dives away, then Tamina whips Cameron into the ropes but Cameron counters with a bulldog for two. She heads up top and goes for a hurricanrana, but Tamina blocks it and powerbombs her for a near fall. Naomi breaks it up and Tamina kicks both Cameron and Naomi in the face, then she headbutts Cameron a few times and tags AJ, who makes her tap out to the Black Widow.
Winners – AJ Lee & Tamina
Alberto Del Rio comes out and says he's a world class Mexican athlete, and that makes him better than all of these Gringo fans. He says he should still be champion but it was stolen, and they cheer for John Cena because they have no brains. Alberto says they should see Cena for the thief that he is, and he tries to make excuses for losing at Hell In A Cell. Alberto says he was sick and had injuries, and he had to beg to compete, because he is full of Mexican pride. He says he will get his rematch and have something to tell all of the Gringos, and that is 'the champ is here'. Cena meets him in the ring and says they haven't done anything for Alberto since he is sick, so he tells Michael Cole to get him an Edible Arrangement and a sympathy card.

Alberto says this isn't a joke and calls Cena a stupid little kid, then he tells him to leave his ring and his show right now. Cena says he should make him leave, and he's not calling in sick so he wants to make tonight's show end with a championship match tonight. Alberto says that's why he's here, then he asks for a referee and a doctor because he's taking back his title and sending Cena to the hospital. Vickie Guerrero cuts them off and says she is in charge, and this title rematch is not taking place tonight. She says Alberto will get his rematch at Survivor Series, because that is what's best for business. Cena mocks her and says she's good when she gets fired and when she shuts up, then Alberto says he hates to say it, but he agrees with him. Vickie says she already picked out their opponents tonight, and announces Ryback versus John Cena for later, but Alberto is facing The Great Khali right now.
Alberto Del Rio vs The Great Khali
Khali throws Alberto into the ropes and kicks him in the face, then he elbows him in the corner and chops his chest a few times. Alberto tries to climb the turnbuckles but Khali chops him over the ropes, then he follows him outside and throws him into the barricade. Khali rolls him inside but Alberto kicks him on the apron, then he superkicks Khali's knees and repeatedly stomps his chest. Alberto wraps his arm around the ropes and kicks him a few more times, then he sets up for the Cross Armbreaker but Khali kicks him away. Alberto kicks his shoulder and heads up top, but Khali kicks him in the head on the way down and elbows him in the face. Khali chops his head and Alberto falls outside, then Khali brings him in and chops him in the corner before setting him up on the top turnbuckle. Alberto drops over the ropes and applies the Cross Armbreaker, then Khali frees himself but Alberto kicks him in the head and reapplies the hold to make him tap.
Winner – Alberto Del Rio
Daniel Bryan vs Luke Harper (w/ The Wyatt Family)
Bryan charges Harper in the corner and elbows him, then Harper chokes him with his boot and throws him across the ring. Harper punches him and taunts him, then he gator rolls Bryan and applies a front facelock but Bryan punches his way out. He hits the ropes but Harper knocks him down and slingshots him into the ropes, then Harper whips him but Bryan throws him outside and takes him down with a suicide dive. Bryan repeatedly kicks him in the chest until Harper throws him into the barricade, then we get back from a break to see Harper punching Bryan in the corner. Harper hits Bryan with some right hands, then he hiptosses Bryan and kicks him in the face before he applies a side headlock. 

Bryan gets up and elbows him, then he kicks Harper in the face and legs before taking him down with a couple of legwhips. Bryan applies a leglock and hits Harper with several forearms, then Harper whips him but Bryan runs up the turnbuckles and takes him down with a flying clothesline. Bryan kicks Harper a few times until Harper powerbombs him for two, then Harper moves towards him but Bryan applies the YES Lock. Rowan runs in the ring and breaks it up, causing a disqualification, then they hit Bryan a few times and hold him up while Bray gets in the ring. CM Punk runs right past Bray and kicks Rowan and Harper a few times, then Bray backs off and leaves as Bryan and Punk stand their ground and stare them down.
Winner (by disqualification) – Daniel Bryan
John Cena vs Ryback
Ryback applies a side headlock and takes him down with a hiptoss, then Cena tries to break free and reverses it. Ryback throws him into the ropes and goes for a shoulder block, but Cena throws a few punches and goes for a bulldog. Ryback throws him into the corner and stomps him a few times, then he punches Cena and lifts him up for a delayed gorilla press slam. He lets Cena slam on the mat before charging him in the corner, but Cena dives away and Ryback hits the ringpost as we go to a commerical break. We get back to see Cena fight out of a Boston crab, then Ryback shoves him in the corner and whips him into the opposite turnbuckles. Ryback steps on the back of his head and kicks him in the stomach, then he chokes him with his boot and taunts the crowd. Ryback punches Cena and whips him back across the ring, then he puts him in a front facelock and transitions to a bear hug. Cena fights out and elbows him, then he knocks Ryback down after two successful flying shoulder tackles.
Cena hits a sitout side slam and goes for a Five Knuckle Shuffle, but Ryback pops up and hits a spinebuster before calling for the end. Ryback goes for Shell Shocked but Cena counters with a DDT, then he attempts an Attitude Adjustment but Ryback hits a Jackhammer suplex instead. Ryback calls for a Meathook but Cena ducks and sweeps his legs, putting him in the STF, but Ryback makes it to the ropes and surprises him with a quick spear for a two count. Ryback calls for a powerbomb but Cena floats over, then he hits a full nelson neckbreaker and hits a top rope crossbody block. Cena goes for an AA but Ryback holds the ropes, then he hits a running powerslam but Cena kicks out of a pin and they both struggle to their feet. Cena kicks Ryback in the corner and they trade shots, then Cena hits the ropes but Ryback takes him out with a Meathook and sets up for Shell Shocked again. Ryback lifts him up but Cena floats over, then he turns and hits an Attitude Adjustment for the win, only to have Alberto Del Rio immediately run out and attack him. Alberto kicks his shoulder and wraps it around the ringpost and kicks him again, but Cena surprises him with some strikes and runs him off as the show ends.
Winner – John Cena

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