11/29 WWE Smackdown Report

Vickie Guerrero welcomes everyone to her post Thanksgiving party, and she wants them to have fun, but it stops there. She says there won't be chaos like in years past, so they'd better behave, and now they'll have an eating competition. The Great Khali and Titus O'Neil are competing and they devour plates of food as we cut to the ring.

Mark Henry (w/ Big E Langston) vs Curtis Axel (w/ Ryback)

Henry splashes Axel in the corner and fist bumps Langston, then he clotheslines Axel as Ryback runs over and punches Langston. Axel chopblocks Henry's knee and snaps his leg back, then he hits the ropes but Henry hits him in the face. Henry hits a few headbutts that knock Axel outside, then Axel tries to back away and runs into Langston. Ryback tries to attack but Langston splashes him on the floor, then Henry throws Axel inside and hits a shoulder tackle and a World's Strongest Slam for the win.

Winner – Mark Henry

We cut to R-Truth and Xavier Woods watching some highlights from RAW, and Brodus Clay walks in and says Woods stole from him. He says he told Woods he could dance with the Funkadactyls, then he calls Woods a rookie and tells him to keep his mouth shut. Brodus shoves him into the lockers and Tensai runs in to stop it, then Truth tells Tensai to check his partner as we cut out.

Randy Orton joins Renee Young in the ring for his thoughts on the Survivor Series main event, and Orton says he sees things differently. He says he wasn't knocked out; he was playing possum, and he didn't need The Authority's help because he was going to win anyway, and they just tainted his win. Renee asks him about John Cena's challenge from RAW, and she asks if he felt betrayed that The Authority accepted for him. Orton goes silent as she asks if he was challenged or threatened, then he just ends the interview by leaving the ring.

We rejoin the locker room eating contest and see Vickie cheering Titus and Khali on, then AJ Lee and Tamina walk in and get her attention. Vickie asks what they want and AJ says they are crashing the party, so Vickie says they could have a food fight. She says it would be AJ and Tamina against everyone, so AJ says they'll just leave and they walk away. Vickie turns to see Khali land facedown in his plate of food, then Darren Young declares Titus the winner and raises his arm. Vickie congratulates him and says his prize is a match with Antonio Cesaro, then Titus looks like he will be sick and everyone checks on Khali's status.

Plymouth Rockers (aka 3MB) vs Los Matadores & El Torito

Slater calls for Torito and tries to corner him, but Torito rolls away and Diego and Fernando knock Jinder and Drew out of the ring. Slater gets thrown outside and Torito, Diego and Fernando splash them, then they get back inside and Jinder and Drew suplex Diego on the ropes. Drew taunts Fernando and knocks him down, but Diego comes back with a DDT and Torito follows it with a top rope hurricanrana. Torito gores Jinder off the apron and kicks Slater, then he gets Drew with a spinning armdrag before making the tag. Fernando floats over Drew and knocks him down, then Diego assists him with a double inverted Samoan drop for the win.

Winner – Los Matadores & El Torito

Tons of Funk (w/ The Funkadactyls) vs R-Truth & Xavier Woods

Tensai backs Truth into the corner and counters a side headlock, then he dances a bit before kicking Truth in the face. Tensai splashes him in the corner, then he tries it again but Truth ducks and kicks him in the face. Woods tags in and takes a swing at Brodus before he knees Tensai, then Tensai blocks a kick but Woods hits an enziguiri. Brodus gets the blind tag and he knocks Truth off the apron, then he hits Woods a few times and hits a middle turnbuckle splash for the win.

Winners – Tons of Funk

CM Punk joins Renee Young backstage, and she asks about his thoughts on what happened to Daniel Bryan on Monday. He says he hasn't heard from Bryan since he was captured on Monday, and he could also talk about his bruised ribs, courtesy of a spear by Roman Reigns. Punk says he's not sure why The Shield attacked him, but he thinks someone with 'authority' was involved, but The Shield will need protection from him.

Titus O'Neil (w/ Darren Young) vs Antonio Cesaro (w/ Zeb Colter & Jack Swagger)

Titus hits the ropes and holds his stomach, then Cesaro dropkicks him and punches him a few times in the corner. Cesaro whips him but Titus leapfrogs him and kicks him in the face, then he does his trademark taunt and gags when he barks. Cesaro goes right after him and hits him in the stomach, then he takes him down with a gutwrench slam before putting him in the Giant Swing. Darren jumps in the ring and hits Cesaro to end it, then he helps Titus out of the ring and asks him how he's doing. Titus stumbles over near the commentary table and grabs JBL's hat, then he pukes in it and makes everyone else around him gag. JBL screams at him while he stumbles around, then Titus throws the hat full of puke onto Michael Cole and vomits on Zeb before leaving.

Winner (by disqualification) – Antonio Cesaro

WE Tag Team Championship
The Shield (w/ Dean Ambrose) vs Cody Rhodes & Goldust (c)

Cody applies a side headlock but Rollins reverses into a waistlock, then Cody shoulder tackles him and follows with a scoop slam. Goldust tags in and hits a forearm shot off the ropes, then he headbutts Rollins and holds him for Cody to elbow him. Cody goes for a quick near fall before whipping Rollins, but he holds the ropes on the rebound and gets Reigns to tag into the match. Reigns stares down Goldust but Goldust mocks him and uppercuts him, then Reigns responds with a forearm shot and a shoulder tackle. Goldust lands outside but quickly reenters the ring, then Reigns lands a few punches and whips him into the ropes. Goldust comes back with a dropkick, then Cody dropkicks Rollins outside while Goldust sends Reigns out towards the ramp.

We get back from a break to see Cody shoulder tackle Rollins, then he goes for an Alabama Slam but Rollins holds the ropes before attempting a quick rollup. Rollins jumps up and hits a quick enziguiri, then he tags out and Reigns whips Cody chest first into the ropes and clotheslines him. Rollins connects with a flying punch from the turnbuckles, then Cody throws a few elbows but Rollins stomps him on the ground before making a tag. Reigns throws Cody outside and sends him into the barricade, then he applies a front facelock and elbows Cody when he tries to escape. Rollins and Reigns take turns hitting Cody, then the ref backs Rollins away so Cody catches Reigns with a hard back elbow. Cody backdrops Rollins over the ropes and makes a tag, then Goldust hits the ropes and connects with a dropdown punch and an atomic drop.

Goldust connects with some mounted punches before knocking Rollins off the apron, then he catches Reigns with a crossbody for a quick near fall. Goldust stays on him and catches him with a spinning powerslam, then he hits Reigns a few times and catches Rollins off the top turnbuckles with an atomic drop. He throws Reigns outside as we go to a break, then we get back to see Rollins chop Goldust and taunt him, then Goldust hits him back a few times but Rollins knees him and splashes him for a quick near fall. Rollins applies a headlock but Goldust fights out, then he goes for a quick rollup before he catches Rollins with a swinging DDT. Reigns gets the tag and knocks Cody off the apron, then he tries to pin Goldust but Cody runs in and kicks Reigns off of him. Reigns throws a few right hands and a headbutt, then he and Rollins whip Goldust towards the turnbuckles but Goldust counters with a springboard back elbow that takes both of them down.

Cody gets the tag and hits a missile dropkick and a running elbow strike, then he tries to roll Rollins up before catching him with an uppercut and setting up a moonsault. Rollins counters and goes for an electric chair drop, but Cody blocks it so Rollins elbows him and drop toe holds him into the turnbuckles. Rollins heads up top but Cody stops him and hits a Muscle Buster for two, but Reigns breaks it up so Goldust shoves him outside and they fight on the floor. They trade a few punches before Reigns throws him into the barricade, but Cody throws Rollins outside and takes them out with a top rope crossbody. Cody rolls Rollins back in and sets up a moonsault, but Rollins rolls away and heads up top to set up a springboard stomp. Cody avoids it and hits Cross Rhodes, but Ambrose jumps in the ring and stomps Cody to cause the disqualification.

Winner (by disqualification) – Cody Rhodes & Goldust

CM Punk runs out with a chair and hits Reigns with it, then he goes after Ambrose and chases him out of the ring. Vickie Guerrero appears on the Titantron and says if Punk wants a fight bad enough, she's putting them all in a six man tag team match right now.

The Shield vs CM Punk, Cody Rhodes & Goldust

We join the match in progress to see Punk clothesline Ambrose and slam him into the turnbuckles, then Goldust splashes him and gets a near fall before Cody punches him in the corner. Ambrose comes back with some body shots and hits the ropes, but Cody backdrops him and holds him in place while Punk connects with a punch off the top rope. Punk whips him into the corner and goes for a running knee, but Ambrose sidesteps it and tags Rollins, but Punk catches him with a legsweep and Goldust tags back in. Goldust throws a few punches until Cody gets back in, then he hits Rollins a few times and throws him out onto the floor. Cody follows him and whips him into the barricade, then he rolls him back in Goldust catches Rollins with an uppercut. Ambrose tags in and sends Cody into the ropes, then he goes for a back suplex but Cody counters with a dropkick and gets Punk back into the match

Punk clotheslines Ambrose and kicks him in the face, then he connects with a running knee and clothesline before he follows with a neckbreaker. Punk calls for the Go To Sleep but the lights go out, then the Wyatt Family is seen standing in front of the stage as the lights come back on. Ambrose attacks Punk from behind before Rollins hits a few elbow drops, then Ambrose assists him with an Irish whip but Punk counters with a double DDT. Punk goes for the tag but the Wyatts pull Cody and Goldust off of the apron, then they attack them on the floor while Reigns punches Punk in the corner. The Usos and Rey Mysterio run out to make the save, with the Usos going after the Wyatts and Rey backdrops Reigns outside. Rey sets up Rollins for a 619, but Vickie Guerrero comes out and says she will have order on her show, so this is now a twelve man tag match!

We join the restarted match in progress after a break, and Harper sends Jimmy into the corner and goes for a clothesline. Jimmy kicks him in the face but Harper responds with a quick boot to the face, then Rollins stomps Jimmy in the corner before Bray gets a few strikes in. After several quick tags Jimmy finally gets free and tags Rey, but Rowan bearhugs Rey and swings him around before hitting a side slam for two. Rowan ties him in the corner and punches his chest, then Ambrose applies a front facelock and keeps him isolated.

Rey gets whipped into the ropes by Ambrose and Rollins, but he holds on and backdrops Ambrose before kicking Rollins and making the tag to Punk. He hits Rowan with a few kicks to the head and sends him outside, then Punk takes him down with a suicide dive and follows with a corner knee strike. Punk connects with two more knee strikes and a neckbreaker, then he heads up top and hits an elbow drop for two. The pin gets broken up but the Rhodes' and Usos clear the ring, then the Usos splash Harper and Reigns on the floor as Punk lifts Rowan for a GTS. Bray runs in and kicks him, then he sets up Sister Abigail but Rey dropkicks him outside before he hurricanranas Rowan into the ropes. Rey hits a 619, then Rowan turns around into Punk and Punk hits a GTS for the win.

Winners – CM Punk, Rey Mysterio, The Usos, Cody Rhodes & Goldust