Another year is at
it end. WWE had its usual ups and downs. Impact Wrestling became GFW
than turned back to Impact. Lucha Underground did nothing except air
matches filmed over a year ago. ROH kept turning in New Japan USA
lite. So lets look back at the good and the bad.
Wrestler of the
Year Johnny Mundo/Impact- A number of guys had strong
years this year. Johnny however had strong years for two companies.
In AAA he held three championships at once really becoming the focus
of the promotion. Having strong matches with many of the best
Luchadors out there. He also was seen at the Lucha Underground
champion even with pre-tapped match during this year. Even with the
goofy stuff that company runs you always can count on him to deliver
a great match. Finally he ended the year debuting for Impact
Wrestling and having several good matches including two very strong
ones with Eli Drake.
Also in the running-
Eli Drake, Bobby Lashley, Cody, and Kenny Omega
Tag Team of Year The Latin American Xchange Ortiz and Santana-
Already having teamed up before
joining the Impact/GFW roster in march these two showed great
chemistry. Perfectly playing off each other with an amazing serious
of double teams. Since
joining the roster they have taken the LAX name back to the top.
Working with pretty much every team but having real thrillers with
Decay, OVE and VOW really let these two shine. They are a high action
team that come of like I think people pretend the Briscoes can do. In
the ring they are amazing but over and over again they have shown
they are fine on the microphone able to hold there own with there
veteran manager Konnan.
Also
in the running- OVE and DIY
Women’s Wrestler of The Year Alexa Bliss- My
god does she not get enough respect. She’s a great athlete who is
able to pull off some great moves like her twisted bliss finisher and
insult to injury double moonsault. Bliss
though could win this award alone on her ability to pull up some of
the worse women in wrestling to decent matches. We
have seen how good she is when working with talent like Becky Lynch
and Mickie James. But she’s manged to salvage matches with Bayle,
Sasha Banks and even Nia Jax. Than you add in her character and
microphone work and she’s amazing. She’s one of the best heels in
wrestling. She’s is able to make you hate her in five seconds.
Also in the running- Gail Kim, Sienna, and Allie
Match of the Year Davey Richards vs. Eddie Edwards Last Man
Standing- Its very hard for TV
matches to live up the ones on PPV. To Impact’s credit they
presented it with no breaks. Now
matches like this can easily turn into weapon fests or only hitting
big finisher type moves and or just over booked messes. This match
avoided all those traps. The weapon use made sense were extensions of
the story being told of two former best friends wanting to destroy
each other. The outside
interference was done well used to push the larger story of the wives
of both men being involved in the feud and actually led to good break
at key time to set for the finish. Each strike felt like it was both
men trying to KO each other. It was thing of brutal beauty. And the
finish was a thing of beauty Davey with a chain wrapped his boot
landing a kick to Eddie’s head. Don’t take my word for it it
IMPACT haters who want me name a WWE or ROH or New Japan match go
check this out.
Also in the Running Lashley vs. El Patron Slammiversary, Styles vs.
Balor WWE TLC, Dr. Wagner Jr. vs. Psycho Clown AAA TripleMania
Best in Ring Worker Kenny Omega-Omega
got the biggest push of his career this year. And
match after match he delivered.
Omega pulls off some amazingly complicated moves but always makes
them look fluid. Like any
truly great worker he can do it all. We can see him work an intense
battle with Okada and turn around to do a comedy match.
Also
in the running Eli Drake, Johnny Impact/Morrison, Finn Balor, Bobby
Roode, Drew Galloway
Best Microphone Work Eli Drake- Few
men are as magical with the stick in there hands as the Current
Impact Wrestling Champion. He has a style all his own. He shows its
and pieces of Ric Flair but never goes so over the top like Flair
does. Drake’s promos never
drag they simply entertain.
Also in the Running EC3, James Storm, Kevin Owens, Cody
Best Gimmick- Cody American Nightmare- It
would be so easy for Cody Rhodes to just slip into the kind of blue
collar champion of the people gimmick his father made famous. Instead
he in many way rejects everything his father was about. He wears fine
suits, he talks about buy rates and gates numbers, and doing big
business. But at the same time he carries on that family legacy by
rebelling against the machine. He’s not some smiling goof like Cena
or some attempt to be cool and bad ass like Reigns. He’s not made
by the machine instead he’s forged through hard work and old school
craftsmanship.
Other Best Gimmick Eli Drake Old School Heel- That’s
right my awards 2 best gimmick. Much like with Cody we get a nice
taste of old school Pretty much since The Rock and the nWo we have
been dealing with the cool heel. What’s
that’s done is damage the basic story telling of wrestling where
you need a good guy and a bad guy to make it work. Drake rejects the
notion of being cool to be hated. He’s really turned it up since
wining the Global Championship. Dressing in fine suits ala the Ric
Flair’s and Gino Hernandez's of years gone by. And in many way’s
he’s cooler for his willingness to be hated than someone one hoping
to be cool by faking being bad ass and quick witted.
Also in the running Rose Mary
Demon, Taya Valkyrie Viking
Warrior Queen, Finn Balor The Demon
Event of the Year AAA TripleMania XXV- Now
sadly one really awful person tainted part of this event by breaking
ever code wrestling has but that alone should not darken an amazing
night of wrestling. Feauting a beyond loaded show with not great
talent form Mexico but all over the world this was a fans dream
event. It was so key not only did push stories in AAA but Impact
Wrestling as well. However what really makes this show was the end
and main event. A mask vs. mask match that saw emerging star Psycho
Clown take the mask of the legendary Dr. Wagner Jr. Now a lot has
been said and written over the years about how much masks mean in
Mexico. But it can’t undersold how big a deal it was to see Wagner
Jr. lose his. The Original Dr. Wagner was one of the great legends in
Lucha history he never lost his mask during his career. Wagner
Jr. has became a legend in his own right his career has seem him take
many roles. When his father died in 2004 it changed Wagner into the
believed legend so much beloved was he at one point AAA actually had
to change booking bland for him to lose his mask because people
simply dint’ want it to happen right after his had died. Wagner Jr
could been like the Undertaker “not feeling it” instead he gave
his mask and truly passed the torch. And
it put this show over the top for me
Also in the Running Impact Wrestling Tour of India, Slammiversary
Worst Wrestler of the Year Enzo Amore- What
is there to even like about this guy? His
matches are awful. He can’t even do the most basic moves he messes
up his own finisher almost every time he does it. He
screws up so super basic moves. And to cover his lack of talent he
just get loud and makes noise and does some stupid little dance. He
doesn’t sell well at all thus further undercutting his own crappy
matches. His gimmick is
awful hell its not even a gimmick it just be loud and say dumb
things. Often his defenders
talk about this charisma I ask what charisma? He just rambles on. And
no his heel turn didn't’ solve his problems it was just the WWE
having to admit he was that hated.
Also
in the running Nia Jax, Jinder Mahal, Sexy Star, Carmella,
Namoi, Jason Jordan, Braun
Strowman, Nakamura.
Worst Tag Team of the Year The Bar- What
happens when you take former main eventer who clearly has stopped
trying and a long time internet darling that’s accepted he will
never get the main event
push he should have gotten years ago so he’s stopped trying you get
the bar. This team is just so lazy. It really feels like both guys
just don’t ever try. Hell the name the Bar is lazy given the WWE
stole the catchphrase that gave them the name from a freaking Ford
Truck commercial. Not
helping that every single feud has been driven into the ground going
on well past any good ending spot to drag it out a few more weeks.
Both guys can do more but they won’t even dare put there foot on
the gas on this point.
Also in the running New Day, The Usos, The Briscoes
Worst Women’s Wrestler Of The Year Nia Jax- She
at best has three moves none of which she does well. Her
whole gimmick that is about being bigger and more dangerous than
anyone dies on the vine during her entrance. As
I always say this she just looks around
like she want to see where he friends are sitting in the stands. I
just never buy her as a threat of any kind. Even though she towers
over Alexa Bliss I buy Bliss’ as an actual wrestler. She has moves
that have impact and looks like she is trying to damage. Bliss comes
off as dangerous. Jax is just big and that’s it.
Also in the Running- Sasha Banks, Carmella, Bayle, Naomi, Natalaya
Worst Match Of the Year House of Horrors Randy Orton vs. Bray
Wyatt WWE Payback- A sad
attempt by the WWE to try and capture the magic of the Delete matches
from Impact Wrestling. It
was poorly shot. There was no drama to it at all. Each moved lacked
any type of impact. It just
dragged and dragged. Really killing this was the idea of to than have
the match end live in the ring at the arena. So we had this long
pointless fight in some random house than a break and finally a basic
wrestling match in the arena. It was a failure on every level. You
can’t even say it was fun at anyone point or so bad it was fun.
Also in the running- Goldberg vs. Brock Lesnar Wrestlmania, Kevin
Owens vs. Goldberg Fastlane, Orton vs. Wyatt Wrestlemania, Any Jinder
vs. Orton Match. Any Namoi vs. Natalya match
Worst in Ring Worker Enzo Amore- Do
I even have to explain this one? Even people that defend Enzo for
having “charisma” admit he’s not that good in the ring. He
struggles to do even the most basic moves hell his finisher is he’s
yet to hit right. When he hits Eat Defeat (I refuse to call it that
stupid name they use) his feet never even come close to the jaw. He
refuses to sell worth a damn instead worrying more about yelling to
make for any type of physical reaction. Hell
he mostly worries about doing his air hump dance. You never never
believe this guy is in the of actual fight.
Also in the running- Nia Jax, Jay Briscoe, Mark Brisceo. Namoi,
Jinder Mahal, Nakamura,
Worst On the Microphone Enzo Amore- Oh
I don’t want to hear about how much charisma this guy has because
by charisma you people just mean he’s loud. A
great face promo makes you want to cheer that person and pay to see
them win every match. A great heel promo makes you want to boo that
person and see them lose every match. Enzo just makes you want to
change the channel. As a face Enzo tries to be funny but forces every
joke. As a heel I don’t know what’s doing as he just drastice
from betting things going on. Hell half the time I can’t even
understand what he is saying.
Also in the running, Jinder, Nakamura, Randy Orton, Dalton Castle,
Worst Gimmick Jinder Mahal Anti USA Foreign Heel-
Its 2017 people and this
gimmick is out of the 1980’s and badly out of date. Jinder
hates the USA calls us all racist for not cheering him. It just
doesn’t work in this era. People get that Jinder isn’t some evil
man from the middle east bashing the USA. They get he is a Canadian
of Middle Eastern decent playing a role. As
a result this doesn’t even get heat. It just makes the WWE look out
of touch. And Jinder doesn’t
even do it that well. Combined
with his lack of in ring skill its no wonder his title run flopped
Also in The Running Usos Fake
Street Tough, Namomi The Glow, Dalton
Castle “Flamboyant” Kevin
Steen Face of America
Worst Event of the Year WrestleMania 33- WrestleMania
is supposed to be wrestling Christmas. Well this Christmas was like
finding out you parents were getting divorced all you gifts were
stolen except for those crappy socks that one aunt your even like
that much gives you and than top it all off the ham was under cooked
and you got sick. This was awful card for starters. Think
about Dean Ambrose vs. Baron Corbin pre show, Aries vs. Neville pre
show, Samoa Joe wasn’t even on the show. Yet
we got Shane McMahon and
Triple H on this show. Than
every match was worse than you thought it could be. For some insane
reason Shane McMahon and AJ Styles went 20 minutes even with Shane
being awful his striking looking weak and the simple fact AJ is badly
washed up and
unable to carry him. Chris Jericho phoned in another one vs. Kevin
Owens. Two crappy women’s title matches and the Smackdown had the
awful Namoi’s ass of doom win. The disaster that was Wyatt vs.
Orton and
the stupid over head projector shit. An injured Seth Rollins was
forced to carry Triple H and Stephanie in a 25 minute match. Goldberg
vs. Lesnar was a awful shit match because both guys are all about
being the monster so neither one can sell worth a damn. And everyone
knew what was going to happen as Brock would finally get his payback.
And the main event was just painful to watch a clearly past his prime
Undertaker vs. Roman the whole world hates him Regins.
Also in the running WWE
SummerSlam WWE Survivor Series, WWE Royal Rumble
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