We are in Corpus Christi, Texas and your announcers are Byron ‘Early Morning Flights out of Connecticut on a Tuesday are fun’ Saxton and Tom ‘Southwest Championship Wrestling’ Phillips.
Dean Ambrose makes his way to the ring to talk to the people in Corpus Christi. We see footage from his match against Cesaro last week on Smackdown.
Dean says that he is back and he is in a foul mood. He is fresh off his ‘promotional tour’ last night. Shaking hands and kissing babies is not his thing, but it is a way for the Authority to keep him away from their precious darling Seth Rollins.
Dean tells Seth to finally do what is best for business and that is get his teeth knocked down his throat in the ring. Dean says that Seth won’t do it because he doesn’t have any guts.
Does Seth want to hide behind closed doors eating protein bars with Triple H or does he want to come out here right now?
No one comes out so Dean takes a seat in the center of the ring. He says that Seth is going to hide behind Kane and hold Triple H’s hand. Dean says that he will go through everyone the Authority puts in front of him until he gets to Seth. Then he will teach Seth a lesson about selling out.
Alberto Del Rio makes his way to the stage. He wants to know what exactly is Dean supposed to be. Is he a rat or a dog? He looks like a bum who came out of a dumpster. He needs to stop worrying about Seth Rollins and start worrying about Alberto Del Rio. Alberto says that he is not afraid. He is a former World Champion.
Fear is being put in the cross arm breaker and wondering if Alberto will show him mercy.
Alberto gets into the ring and he gets in Dean’s face. Alberto tells Dean that every show starts with a kickoff. Does Dean want to start this now? Dean’s shoulder is wrapped like a present for him. Alberto says that he will take Dean’s arm home with him as a trophy. Alberto kicks Dean in the injured arm and then he leaves the ring.
Tom and Byron talk about John Cena’s reaction on last night’s Raw and we see the footage.
The Usos walk in the back as we go to commercial.
We are back and Big E, Kofi Kingston, and Xavier Woods are at the announce table. Xavier blows off Tom’s introduction and he says that he will explain why they are here.
Match Number One: Jimmy Uso and Jey Uso versus Curtis Axel and Ryback in a Non Title Match
Jimmy and Ryback start things off and Jimmy with a waist lock and side head lock. Ryback with a top wrist lock and then he pulls Jimmy to the mat. Ryback pushes Jimmy in the corner and Jimmy with an uppercut. Jimmy with chops but Ryback with a side head lock. Jimmy with a drop kick and Jey tags in. They hit a double elbow drop.
Jey with an uppercut and punch in the corner. Jey floats over on an Irish whip and Ryback with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Axel tags in and he hits a running drop kick and then he kicks Jey on the apron. Ryback with a kick while the referee is not looking. Axel gets a near fall. Ryback tags in and he connects with knees to Jey.
Ryback gets a near fall. Ryback with a reverse chin lock. Ryback with forearms to the back and he tags in Axel. Axel with a kick to the chest and then he rips off Jey’s shirt. Axel with an elbow drop and he gets a near fall. Axel chokes Jey and the referee warns him. Axel with a back breaker for a near fall.
Ryback tags in and he sends Jey into the turnbuckles. Ryback with a near fall. Ryback with a slam and he hits a splash for a near fall. Ryback kicks Jey in the back of the head but Jey with a chop and uppercut. Ryback with a spinebuster to Jey and Ryback goes up top. Ryback misses an elbow drop when Jey moves out of the way.
Axel and Jimmy tag in and Jimmy with clotheslines followed by a thrust kick and uppercut. Jimmy with a Bubba Bomb and then he sets for the running butt splash and he connects. Jimmy kicks Ryback away from the turnbuckles but Axel clips Jimmy on the turnbuckles and Axel with a fisherman’s suplex for a near fall. Jey drops Ryback on the top rope and Jimmy with a super kick. Axel with a rollup on Jimmy for a near fall. Jimmy with a plancha while Jey hits a Superfly Splash for the three count.
Winners: Jimmy Uso and Jey Uso
After the match, Xavier, Kofi, and Big E watch the Usos celebrate from the announce table.
We go to commercial.
We are back and it is time to take a look at the recent events involving Brie Bella and Stephanie McMahon.
We go to the Goldman Box and Heath Slater says Slater-Gator will climb the tag team ranks. Titus tells Heath to stay out of his way or he will knock him out.
Titus O’Neil and Heath Slater versus Zack Ryder and Tyson Kidd
Slater and Ryder start things off and they lock up and Ryder with a side head lock and shoulder tackle. Ryder gets a near fall. Titus and Slater argue before Slater kicks Ryder and applies a side head lock. Slater with a shoulder tackle but Ryder with a flapjack for a near fall. Kidd with a shoulder from the apron and a reverse rollup for a near fall.
Kidd hangs in the ropes and Slater charges at him but Kidd moves and Slater goes to the floor. Kidd with a cannonball off the apron. Kidd sends Slater back in and Ryder with a missile drop kick and Ryder gets a near fall. Slater backs Ryder into the corner and Titus tags in.
Titus with a clothesline from the apron and then he sends Ryder into the corner and he chops Ryder. Titus refuses to tag Slater back in and Titus gets Ryder on his shoulder for a Hercules style back breaker and he drops down to add more pressure to the back. Titus with an arm bar. Ryder with a forearm but Titus with a punch.
Titus with an Irish whip and he runs into knees from Ryder. Slater tags in and he tries for a belly-to-back suplex but Ryder lands on his feet. Kidd with a springboard drop kick followed by a drop kick to the temples. Kidd runs into an elbow from Slater and then Kidd puts Slater in the tree of woe. Kidd with knees and then Titus tries to interfere and Kidd stops Titus. Ryder with the Broski Boot while Kidd hits the hesitation drop kick for a near fall.
Kidd goes up top and Ryder stops Titus from interfering but Titus sends Ryder into the ringside barrier. Slater climbs the turnbuckles and hits a power slam from the turnbuckles for the three count.
Winners: Heath Slater and Titus O’Neil
We take a look at what happened between Randy Orton and Roman Reigns on Raw.
Randy Orton will talk on Smackdown.
Match Number Three: Dean Ambrose versus Alberto Del Rio
Ambrose with punches and then he runs Del Rio’s face across the top rope. Ambrose with an Irish whip and he runs his forearm across the bridge of the nose. Del Rio with a back heel kick but Ambrose punches Del Rio in the corner. Ambrose with a suplex and he gets a near fall.
Del Rio with an Irish whip and a step up enzuigiri. Del Rio with punches to the head. Ambrose with a knee as Del Rio hits the ropes. Del Rio is sent to the floor by Ambrose and Ambrose drives Del Rio back first into the ringside barrier. Ambrose Irish whips Del Rio into the ringside barrier. Ambrose with a forearm across the chest.
Ambrose with a double sledge off the apron. Ambrose with a boot to the abdomen and he adds more pressure. Ambrose sets for the Regal Stretch but he makes it a cross arm choke instead. Ambrose sends Del Rio into the corner and Dean with a shoulder. Dean charges into the corner but Del Rio moves and Ambrose hits the ring post with his injured shoulder. Del Rio goes to the floor and he hits a super kick against the post. Del Rio with a boot to the chest as he comes off the turnbuckles. Del Rio gets a near fall.
Del Rio with a key lock but Ambrose with punches to get out of the hold. Del Rio with an Irish whip but Ambrose gets his feet up. Ambrose goes up top but Del Rio crotches Ambrose. Del Rio tries for an inverted superplex but Ambrose rakes the face and Del Rio goes to the mat. Ambrose with a missile drop kick and both men are down. Ambrose punches Del Rio and the referee warns Ambrose and pulls him out of the corner.
Ambrose is sent to the apron and Del Rio with an enzuigiri and Ambrose falls off the apron as we go to commercial.
We are back and Del Rio with a reverse chin lock. Ambrose with kicks but Del Rio with a clothesline and he gets a near fall. Del Rio sends Ambrose shoulder first into the ring post and Ambrose goes to the apron. Del Rio goes for a superplex and he hits it. Del Rio gets a near fall. Del Rio with a boot to the head and he gets a near fall.
Del Rio returns to the reverse chin lock. Ambrose with a belly-to-back suplex and both men are down. Ambrose with punches and a running forearm followed by an elbow to the throat. Ambrose with a cross body and he punches Del Rio. Del Rio with a kick and then he goes for a splash into the ropes but Ambrose moves and Del Rio goes to the floor. Ambrose with a suicide dive and Del Rio is sent into the front row and a fan asks Del Rio for his ticket.
Ambrose sends Del Rio back into the ring and Ambrose gets a near fall with a rollup. Ambrose goes for the rebound clothesline but Del Rio side steps him and Del Rio with a German suplex for a near fall. Del Rio misses the step up enzuigiri to the shoulder and Ambrose with a tornado DDT for a near fall.
Del Rio with an arm breaker and then Del Rio with a super kick and Del Rio gets a near fall. Del Rio signals for the cross arm breaker and he sets to float over but Ambrose escapes and he hits a rebound clothesline.
Seth Rollins makes his way to the ring, without an entrance and Ambrose goes after Rollins on the floor and the referee calls for the bell.
Winner: Dean Ambrose (by disqualification)
After the match, Ambrose and Rollins fight around the ring and Ambrose sends Rollins into the announce table. Rollins with punches but Ambrose Irish whips Rollins into the ringside barrier. Ambrose clotheslines Rollins over the top rope to the floor.
Del Rio tries to attack Ambrose and Dean kicks Del Rio and hits the Dean Driver.
We go to credits.
