Slammy Awards host Seth Green kick things off before Miz and Mizdow come out to the stage, and Miz jokes about Seth not visiting him backstage. Miz says Seth is probably dying to put him in one of his new movies and calls himself an A lister, but Seth says Mizdow is the real A lister here. Miz says no he’s not, he’s just a stunt double, and it’s time for the nominees for “his” award, the “This Is Awesome – Moment of the Year” award.
Dolph Ziggler vs Seth Rollins (w/ J&J Security)
Dolph knocks Rollins right out of the ring as we go to a break, then we get back to see Rollins charge the corner but Dolph sidesteps him and sends him into the turnbuckles. Dolph splashes him and hits a neckbreaker, then he hits an elbow drop and follows with a DDT attempt. Rollins counters and tries to hit a buckle bomb, but Dolph floats over and goes for a superkick, then Rollins counters that but Dolph hits a DDT for two. Rollins kicks Dolph and heads up top, but Dolph cuts him off and backdrops him before Mercury and Noble jump on the apron. The ref gets rid of Noble, but he doesn’t see Mercury shove Dolph, and Rollins uses the distraction to hit a Curb Stomp for the win.
Winner – Seth Rollins
Slammy Winner – Sting Debuts
Rollins flips out and takes the award from Green, and he says Sting is the reason the Authority is gone, and he cost him the biggest win of his career. Rollins says he will accept the award on Sting’s behalf, because Sting doesn’t deserve it, and he does.
Kofi Kingston (w/ The New Day) vs Stardust (w/ Goldust)
Stardust hits Kofi in the corner and knocks him down, then he stomps him near the ropes before Kofi comes back with some chops and a dropkick. Kofi hits a Boom Drop and splashes Stardust in the corner, then he connects with a top rope crossbody for the win.
Winner – Kofi Kingston
John Laurinaitis comes out for the next award and says the people have spoken, and they want People Power back. He says with that said, here are the nominees for Return of the Year. Hulk Hogan, Batista, The Rock, and The Ultimate Warrior are the nominees.
Slammy Winner – The Ultimate Warrior
Seth Rollins is backstage celebrating when Paul Heyman approaches him, and he talks about how Rollins might get by this Sunday at WWE TLC. Rollins says he won’t get by, but he’s not worried either way because his Money in the Bank contract guarantees him a title shot any time he wants. Rollins says Brock Lesnar won’t see it coming, neither will Heyman, but Heyman says he needs to think about who his client is. Heyman says he can recognize Rollins as the future, because he Curb Stomped his client, but he needs to make sure Cena stays in the past this Sunday to cement his place.
Charlotte vs Natalya
Charlotte hits the ropes and WOOOOO’s at Nattie, then she slams Nattie in the corner and rams her with her shoulder. Nattie applies a side headlock but Charlotte slams her on her side, then she connects with some forearms before applying a side headlock. Nattie fights out but Charlotte chops her, then she mocks Kidd and chops Nattie again. Nattie hits her back and goes for a Sharpshooter, but Charlotte reverses and goes for a Figure Four, only to have Nattie reverse and she rolls Charlotte up for the win.
Winner – Natalya
Santino Marella comes out and announces the nominees for OMG! Shock of the Year – which is won by Brock Lesnar for ending Undertaker’s Wrestlemania streak.
Bray Wyatt comes out and talks about the first time he saw ‘her’, sitting under a cypress tree, and that was her chair… We see footage of Dean Ambrose smashing Bray’s rocking chair, then Bray says Ambrose took something he shouldn’t, so he decided to take something back from Ambrose. We see footage of Bray smashing a chair into Ambrose’s throat on Smackdown, then Bray says they are all moths drawn into his flame, and he will burn them. Bray says they will bare witness at TLC this Sunday, and he will stand tall while Ambrose lays beaten, but he won’t let them cry because Ambrose deserves it all.
An ambulance cuts Bray off and Ambrose climbs out of the back, with smoke emerging from the cab, and Ambrose laughs as he unloads a bunch of weapons onto the stage. Bray stands in the ring as Ambrose tears his neck brace off, then he walks to the ring with a ladder and chair, and whips the chair into the ring. Bray grabs the chair and tries to swing, but Ambrose hits him in the ribs with the ladder, then he throws a bunch of tables and chairs in the ring and he sets a table up. Bray runs for it, but Ambrose offers him a chair and dares him to come back. Bray rushes the ring but Ambrose whips another chair at his head, and Bray falls on the floor as Ambrose says the only way he leaves TLC on Sunday is in the back of that ambulance.
Slammy Winner – AJ Lee (Diva of the Year)
AJ comes out and says she promised to redefine the term ‘diva’ and she’s definitely done it, and you can be anything you want, including the longest reigning Divas champion ever. She says she hopes next year Bayley, Sasha or Paige could win the award, but right now she’s not tired of being queen, and she’s taking back her title on Sunday.
Erick Rowan vs Luke Harper
Harper kicks Rowan and puts him in a headlock, then he superkicks him for a two count before he sets up for a powerbomb. Rowan backdrops him and hits a few clotheslines, then he splashes him in the corner and connects with a full nelson slam for two. Rowan sends him outside and goes to attack him, but Harper whips a ladder into his face and the ref calls for a disqualification. Harper goes after Rowan near the steps, but Rowan kicks him before he drops him chin first onto the steps and throws him in the ring. Rowan throws the steps in the ring and hits Harper in the face with them, then Harper runs for it and Rowan misses whipping the steps at him.
Winner (by disqualification) – Erick Rowan
Adam Rose presents the “LOL Moment of the Year” award, and Damien Mizdow wins it. Mizdow comes out to accept, but Miz is close behind, and ends up accepting himself. He gives a speech about acting, and he wants to thank someone special who has always been there for him… the MoneyMaker!
Rusev and Lana come to the ring and Lana cuts an anti-America promo, but Jack Swagger cuts them off and says they have a saying here. He says what goes around, comes around, and they broke Zeb’s leg, so he’s going to snap Rusev’s ankle. Swagger rushes the ring and Rusev meets him on the floor, and they slug it out before Swagger knocks him down and puts him in the Patriot Lock. Swagger twists his leg and Rusev continues to scream, then Swagger is finally pulled away by a group of referees.
Ryback & The Usos vs Kane, The Miz & Damien Mizdow
Ryback hits Kane a few times before Jey hits him a few times, then he goes for a sunset flip but Kaen picks him up and throws him in the corner. Miz applies a side headlock, then he hits him a few times and goes for a suplex but Jey reverses it. Mizdow mimics it and both of them get dumped on the floor as we go to a break, then we get back to see Miz hit a neckbreaker / backbreaker combo, then Kane tries to hit a chokeslam but The Usos block it and connects with a double superkick. They dump him outside before Miz tries to reason with Jimmy, then Ryback grabs him and hits a Meathook and Shell Shocked for the win.
Winner – Ryback & The Usos
AJ Lee vs Summer Rae
Summer mocks AJ and hits her before applying a headlock, then AJ reverses and makes her tap to the Black Widow.
Winner – AJ Lee
Slammy Winner – Team Cena vs Team Authority (Match of the Year)
Slammy Winner – Chris Jericho (Extreme Moment of the Year)
Slammy Winner – Roman Reigns (Superstar of the Year)
Reigns comes out and says this isn’t exactly the brass ring, but it’s pretty damn good anyway. He says he doesn’t care who is at the top of the stairs when he comes back, because he’s stepping over them and you can believe in that.
John Cena vs Big Show
Show hits Cena several times and hits an elbow drop, then he chops him in the corner before Cena catches him offguard with a DDT. Cena kicks Show a few times, then Show headbutts him and tries to chokeslam him, but Cena counters with a sleeperhold. Show breaks it so Cena hits some shoulder tackles, then he hits a side slam and calls for a Five Knuckle Shuffle. Show grabs him by the throat by Cena counters, and he hits an Attitude Adjustment but Seth Rollins runs in and breaks up the pin.
Winner (by disqualification) – John Cena
Mercury, Noble and Rollins all attack Cena, then they bring a ladder and a table in the ring and Rollins tries to Curb Stomp Cena off of the ladder. Dolph Ziggler runs out for the save and tips the ladder, sending Rollins throat first into the ropes, then Show tries to fight back but Erick Rowan runs out to fight him. Luke Harper is quick to follow, and he whips Rowan into the steps, then Show chokeslams him on the stairs as Ryback runs out and pummels Big Show, sending him into the ringpost. Ryback drops Harper with a Meathook, then he picks him up and tries to hit Shell Shocked on a table. Kane runs out and hits him with a chair a few times, then Show tries to chokeslam Dolph, but Dolph counters with two superkicks before Harper throws him facefirst through the table. Cena runs in and hits Harper with an Attitude Adjustment, then Rollins Curb Stomps him before Mercury and Noble drag Cena onto the commentary table and Rollins powerbombs Cena through the table.
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