Hulk Hogan, aka “Ho-Ho-Hogan”, comes out and talks about hosting RAW tonight, and he has some presents for all of the WWE Universe tonight. Hulk says Big Show will face Roman Reigns, and Dean Ambrose will face Bray Wyatt in a “Miracle on 34th Street Fight”. John Cena comes out and says he tried to be good this year, and he let it go (after cracking a terrible Frozen joke) until last week happened. We see a clip of Rollins aligning with Lesnar and Heyman, and Cena says he could come down here and complain, but he lost fair and square, considering the match he was in.
Cena says tonight, he wants a match and he’s ready for everything, then Seth Rollins comes out and says Cena’s time is up, and his time is now, so if Cena wants to last in the Rollins Era, he’s just going to have to deal with it. Rollins says Cena is lucky that he lets him stick around, and his only wish is to have the Authority come back, and Cena should do it right now. Cena tells him to shut up, and he says he can try to stop him right now, or he can stand there and talk, but Cena tells Rollins he’s not bringing the Authority back either way. Hulk says Cena is the only one who can make that choice, but he’s doing something right now and making Cena versus Rollins the first match, and whatcha gonna do when Hulk and Santa run wild on you?
John Cena vs Seth Rollins
We get back to see Rollins stomp Cena a few times and he follows with a diving neckbreaker, then he throws a few punches before Cena comes back with a dropkick. Rollins comes back with some kicks and a corner splash, then we get back from a break to see Rollins superkick Cena for a two count. Rollins counters an Attitude Adjustment attempt and tries to kick him, but Cena hits a side slam and goes for a Five Knuckle Shuffle. Rollins counters and knocks Cena down, then they trade punches before Cena hits a side slam, Five Knuckle Shuffle, and sets up for an AA. Mercury interferes so Cena backdrops Rollins onto him and Noble, then he heads up top and hits a standing legdrop before sending Rollins into the corner. Rollins hits him a few times and sets up for a Curb Stomp, but Cena sidesteps and puts him in a STF before Mercury and Noble interfere. Cena whips Noble into Mercury and hits Mercury with an AA, then he ducks a briefcase shot by Rollins and drops him with an AA for the win.
Winner – John Cena
Jack Swagger vs Fandango (w/ Rosa Mendes)
Swagger hits Fandango a few times and connects with a clothesline, then Fandango counters a Swagger Bomb and Swagger goes for the Patriot Lock. Fandango counters that before Swagger hits a Swagger Bomb, then Fandango rolls to the apron and the ref backs Swagger away. Swagger argues with him and Fandango uses the distraction to kick him three times, then he heads up top and connects with a legdrop for the win.
Winner – Fandango
Adam Rose vs. R-TRuth
Rose and Truth try to outdo each other and have a dance off, then Truth outsmarts him and gets the win with a rollup.
Bunny checks on Rose after the match, but Rose flips out on him and drops him with a spinebuster, then he kicks him a few times and chases the Rosebuds away. Rose knees Bunny’s head into the steps, then he slams him into the barricade and screams before shoving his entourage out of the way.
Winner – R-Truth
Big Show vs Roman Reigns
Reigns connects with a few clotheslines, then Show shoulder tackles him and headbutts Reigns before he punches him in the stomach. Show kicks Reigns a few times and puts him in a sleeperhold, but Reigns fights out so Show whips him into the corner. Reigns kicks him in the face, but Reigns comes back with a few clotheslines that knock Show off his feet, and Reigns follows with a Samoan drop. Reigns calls for a Superman punch but Show shoves him back, then Reigns kicks his knees out and connects with a basement dropkick. Show rolls to the floor and Reigns connects with a Superman punch that knocks Show over the commentary table, and the ref counts Show out.
Winner – Roman Reigns
Brie Bella (w/ Nikki Bella) vs Natalya (w/ Tyson Kidd)
Brie applies a wristlock before Nattie hits her with a forearm, then Nattie turns to Kidd at ringside and Brie kicks her in the face. Brie connects with two running knees for a near fall, then she applies a chinlock but Nattie fight out and rolls through into a Sharpshooter. Brie tries to reverse and goes for a pin, but Nattie rolls over and hooks the legs for the pin. Nikki tries to run in after the match, but Nattie shoves her off the apron and raises Nikki’s Divas title above her head after the match.
Winner – Natalya
Goldust & Stardust vs Los Matadores & El Torito
Stardust calls for Torito and gets caught with a kick in the head, then Torito shoves him outside and takes Stardust down with an armdrag. Stardust yells and tags out, then Goldust chases him before Diego springboards in and gets a near fall rollup for two. Goldust whips him into the ringpost and punches him a few times, then Diego fights out and catches Stardust off a tag with a dropkick. Fernando springboards in and hits Goldust with some forearms, and he goes for a springboard but Goldust slingshots him to the corner. Torito blindtags in and Stardust gets caught with knees to the face, then Diego hits a Backstabber and Torito connects with a splash for the win.
Winners – Los Matadores & El Torito
Intercontinental ChampionshipLuke Harper vs Dolph Ziggler (c)
Harper kicks Dolph in the face during the introductions, then he whips him outside and splashes him before rolling him in and kicking him. The ref backs Harper away so he can check on Dolph, but Dolph tells him to ring the bell and runs right into a big boot. Harper slams him on the mat and gets a near fall, then Dolph goes for a Zig Zag but Harper catches his legs and slams his head on the mat. We get back from a break to see Harper hit a Michinoku Driver for two, then he hits Dolph and sets up a powerbomb, but Dolph counters with a facebuster for two. Harper comes back with a big boot, then he measures up for lariat, but Dolph ducks and superkicks him, only to have Harper spin and clothesline him for two. Harper picks him up and tries to powerbomb him, but Dolph floats over and superkicks him twice, and follows with a Zig Zag for the win.
Winner – Dolph Ziggler
Rowdy Roddy Piper comes out and says he’s glad to be there, and his guests have a special message for the WWE Universe tonight. Rusev and Lana come to the ring and Lana says Christmas is a joke in America because it is all pretend, and they put stock in a false idol. Piper says it’s OK to believe, then Lana plays some highlights and Rusev asks Piper if he believes Ryback can be crushed. Rusev asks Piper if he wants to be crushed too, but Piper says he’s a nice guy and they should stop being scrooges because he got them a gift. He says he even put a bow on it and introduces Ryback (actually wearing a giant bow), and Rusev rushes him but Ryback takes him right to the mat. Ryback hits him a few times before Rusev kicks him in the stomach, then he goes for a superkick but Ryback blocks with a powerslam. Ryback calls for a Meathook but Rusev rolls outside, then Piper raises Ryback’s arm as the segment ends.
Santa’s Helper’s Divas MatchAlicia Fox, Emma & Naomi vs Cameron, Summer Rae, Paige
Paige hits Emma a few times and knees her on the apron, then Emma kicks her in the face and Naomi makes the tag. She connects with a few kicks and a cutter on the ropes, but Paige breaks up the pin and it ends up in a brawl. Alicia ends up being the legal participant, and she ends up hitting Cameron with a standing reverse leg lariat for the win.
Winners – Alicia Fox, Emma & Naomi
The Miz (w/ Damien Sandow) vs Jey Uso (w/ Jimmy Uso)
Jey tries to steal a rollup before he dumps Miz on the floor, then he splashes him before Miz runs back in with some splashes. Miz applies a side headlock but Jey fights out and connects with a Samoan drop. Jey blocks a Figure Four before they trade off on rollups, and Miz hooks the tights for the win.
Winner – The Miz
Miracle On 34th Street Fight
Bray Wyatt vs Dean Ambrose
Bray hits Ambrose several times before Ambrose hits Bray with a Christmas tree, then he finds a LCD monitor and thinks twice about it before getting a table. Bray hits him a few times but Ambrose comes back with a tackle into a wall of presents, then they trade blows on the stage before Ambrose hits Bray with a gift box. He pulls a chair out and charges, but Bray kicks him in the stomach and hiptosses him off the stage and through a table. We get back to see Bray hit a running senton for two, then Ambrose fights out of a headlock before Bray whips him outside and slams him into a tree. Bray whips him into the barricade before he tries to slam Ambrose’s eyes into a kendo stick in the corner, but Ambrose blocks it so Bray clotheslines him for two.
Ambrose reverses a whip and sends Bray headfirst into a chair in the corner, then they slug it out before Ambrose connects with some clotheslines and a running forearm. Ambrose hits a bulldog for two, then he swings a kendo stick but Bray catches it and jabs him in the throat. Ambrose rebounds off the ropes and clotheslines him, then he gets a chair and heads up top, connecting with an elbow drop for two. Ambrose gets a ladder but Bray hits a sidewalk slam onto it, then Bray goes for Sister Abigail but Ambrose sidesteps and slams him into a ladder. Ambrose climbs the ladder and connects with a diving elbow drop for two, then he swings at Bray again but Bray ducks and slams him facefirst into the kendo stick, and makes the cover.
Winner – Bray Wyatt
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