Michael Cole reads an announcement from the Anonymous RAW GM that says they need someone like him, and he goes to make an announcement but John Cena cuts him off. Cena says he doesn’t like anything about the RAW GM, and he’s like Brock Lesnar where they both only show up once a year. Cena says Big Show quit on him but the rest of his team fought and worked hard, then the Anonymous RAW GM repeatedly beeps in and Cena gets pissed off. He says he won’t let one of the most important victories be tarnished by a faceless computer, then he closes it and Seth Rollins makes his way out. Rollins (along with J&J Security) enters the ring and mocks Cena, then he says Cena didn’t actually win anything because Rollins eliminated him, and he would have won if it wasn’t for Sting.
Cena says Dolph Ziggler almost took out the Authority himself so he’ll give credit where it’s due, and Rollins says they can argue against Sting or for Dolph all they want, but it doesn’t matter. Rollins says WWE isn’t much better off without The Authority, and they could play this guessing game of revolving GM’s like the past two weeks, but Cena really has the power and he needs to bring the Authority back. Cena says Rollins sounds pretty bossy considering he’s always been handed everything, then Rollins says do the right thing, and Cena says he should ask him nicely. He keeps mocking Rollins but Rollins just says please bring them back, and Michael Cole cuts them off with another RAW GM message. Cole says Cena and Rollins will compete in a Tables Match at WWE TLC, then he says Cena will lose his title shot if he loses, and Rollins attacks him from behind. Mercury and Noble join in before Kane runs out, then Ryback makes the save and clears the ring.
Ryback press slams Rollins before Kane hits him with a chair, then Erick Rowan runs out and kicks Kane in the face before he takes Rollins into the corner and repeatedly headbutts him. Big Show comes out and attacks Rowan, throwing him out of the ring, then he kicks Rowan in the stomach and Dolph Ziggler runs out and dives at him. Dolph goes for a DDT but Show blocks it, then Dolph slams him into the steps and goes for a ladder. Luke Harper runs out and hits him with the ladder, then Cena tries to AA Rollins through a table but Harper stops him and Show knocks him out. Rollins calls for them to lift Cena back up, and Mercury and Noble assist with a triple powerbomb and put Cena through a table.
Tag Team Turmoil (#1 Contender’s Match
Gold and Stardust vs The New Day vs Cesaro & Tyson Kidd
vs The Usos vs Adam Rose and The Bunny
Kofi hiptosses Goldust and Big E slams him down, then Stardust tags in but E hits him and lifts him for a powerslam. Kofi springboards off the ropes and slams Stardust down off E’s shoulders and makes the cover, then Cesaro & Tyson Kidd enter as we go to a break. We get back to see Cesaro choke Kofi on the ropes, then Kidd scoop slams him and struts around but Kofi knocks him down and makes the tag. E press slams Kidd and sets up a Big Ending but Cesaro knocks him down, so Kofi sends him outside and splashes him on the floor. Kofi heads up top but Gold and Stardust attack Woods from behind, then Cesaro uses the distraction to rollup Kofi for the pin.
The Usos run out and attack Cesaro, then Kidd interferes from the apron and Cesaro suplexes Jimmy as we go to a break. We get back to see Jimmy splash Kidd off the ropes for the next fall, then Adam Rose & Bunny come out and Rose goes right for a pin attempt. He applies a side headlock and follows with a spinebuster, then Bunny tags himself in and Rose screams at him for tagging in. Bunny heads up top but Rose refuses to move, then Jey attacks him and tries to superplex the Bunny. The Bunny blocks it and slams him down for a near fall, then Rose tags himself back in and screams at Bunny, and Jey superkicks him and Jimmy splashes him for the win.
Winners – The Usos
We see Miz and Mizdow walk over to Naomi watching backstage, and Miz puts her music video over and says he can help her out. He flirts a bit and hands her a business card for an agent, and walks away, then Mizdow makes her take the imaginary card he has.
Tom Phillips tries to get a word with Erick Rowan and talks about how Rowan’s been a mystery since he got here. Phillips says Rowan is a genius and talks about some other traits, but Rowan hands him a completed Rubik’s cube and heads to the ring. Big Show comes out and says he a bully because he has to be, and he hasn’t forgotten the people who betrayed him. He says the fans sold out on him because he doesn’t care about earning their respect, and he’s going to show Erick Rowan what kind of nasty giant he really is.
Big Show vs Erick Rowan
Rowan kicks Show a few times and knocks him down, then Show slams him down and kicks him a few times. Rowan comes back with some punches before Show knocks him down again, but Rowan fires back with some clotheslines before he tackles Show over the ropes. Rowan goes after him and headbutts Show on the floor, then Show whips him into the steps and the ref calls for the bell as Show hits him in the head with the steps.
Winner (by disqualification) – Erick Rowan
Vince McMahon is shown arriving to the arena, then Renee Young asks him about the state of WWE and Vince plugs the Stone Cold Podcast tonight. Renee asks about The Authority and Vince says John Cena is the only person who can bring them back, then he says tonight is going to be fun and walks away.
Fandango (w/ Rosa Mendes) vs Jack Swagger (w/ Zeb Colter)
Swagger’s music plays twice and Fandango asks what’s going on, then we cut to a camera backstage and Zeb is down on the ground. Swagger runs in and asks who did this, but Zeb keeps saying his leg is hurt, and Fandango poses as he wins the match by forfeit.
Winner – Fandango
Rusev and Lana come out and Lana talks about how they’ve been wronged, including how Daniel Bryan forced Rusev into a battle royal. She says he still won because Rusev is a superpower they’ve never seen before, then Rusev says he will break Americans like Zeb Colter was broken. Lana demands everyone stand and recite the “Pledge of Russia”, then she mocks the crowd until Jack Swagger runs to the ring. Swagger tackles Rusev and hits him several times, then Rusev clubs him in the head but Swagger throws him outside and whips him into the barricade. A group of referees separate them but Swagger chases Rusev and tackles him, then Rusev runs for it as Swagger is held back.
Damien Mizdow (w/ The Miz) vs Fernando (w/ Diego & El Torito)
Fernando hits Sandow a few times and gets a near fall, then Sandow connects with a few clotheslines and goes for a Skull Crushing Finale. Fernando blocks and hiptosses him, but Sandow takes him down and makes him tap out to the Figure Four.
Winner – Damien Mizdow
Jimmy Uso walks out as Miz is putting Mizdow over, and he belts Miz right in the mouth and warns him to stay away from his wife.
Bray Wyatt vs R-Truth
Bray hits Truth and screams for Dean Ambrose, then he hits him a few more times before Truth comes back with an axe kick. Truth hits a spinning elbow and calls for a scissors kick, but Bray sidesteps and slams him on the mat. Bray rolls him on the apron and slams him facefirst, then he picks Truth up and hits Sister Abigail for the win.
Winner – Bray Wyatt
Bray throws a bunch of chairs in the ring as we go to a break, then we get back to see Bray telling a story about Jacob and a ladder. He says he also dreams about a ladder, but he ascends this ladder to praise no one, but he will look down on all the insects like Dean Ambrose. Bray says he dreams of tables, ladders and chairs, and it didn’t have to be this way. Dean Ambrose comes out and pulls Bray out of the ring, then they slug it out before Bray whips him into the barricade. Ambrose fires back with a clothesline and slams him into the commentary table, then he repeatedly headbutts Bray and pulls a ladder from under the ring. Ambrose climbs it and tries to dive on Bray, but Bray runs so Ambrose tackles him from the commentary table and throws him into the ringpost.
The Bella Twins vs AJ Lee & Naomi
Nikki hits Naomi a few times before Brie knees her in the face, then she goes for a suplex but Naomi floats over and makes the tag. AJ connects with some punches and a neckbreaker before she kicks Brie off the apron and makes Nikki tap to the Black Widow.
Winners – AJ Lee & Naomi
Paul Heyman joins the show from WWE Headquarters, and he starts by addressing John Cena’s comments about Brock Lesnar rarely showing up. He says they don’t do Christmas or Wrestlemania more than once a year because it would lose the aura and significance. Heyman says Brock will show up after TLC and see if John Cena can actually make it passed Seth Rollins, then he questions who would be the new number one contender. Heyman says it could be Rollins, or Undertaker, or Sting, it could be the entire locker room but it doesn’t matter. He says Brock destroys and he represents the power and the must-see ability of the WWE World Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar.
John Cena, Dolph Ziggler & Ryback vs Seth Rollins, Luke Harper & Kane
Cena hits Harper in the corner and whips him across the ring, then he elbows him and pulls Rollins in over the ropes. He applies a STF but Harper breaks it up, then he hits Cena a few times before Kane and Ryback get the tag. Ryback throws some punches and hits a Thesz press, then he slams Kane’s head on the mat and splashes him for a near fall. Harper tags in and hits Ryback a few times, then Ryback kicks him and whips him across the ring. Harper reverses and throws an uppercut, then Rollins stomps Ryback and punches him in the corner
We get back from a break to see Harper apply a side headlock, then Dolph tries to break it but Harper chops him and hits a vertical suplex. Rollins hits Dolph a few times and applies a side headlock, but Dolph kicks him in the face before Cena tags in and throws several punches. Cena goes for an AA on Kane but he blocks, so Ryback runs in and assists with a double suplex before Mercury and Noble interfere. We get back from another break to see Cena hit a dropkick, but Harper tags in and prevents Cena from getting to his corner.
Harper slams Cena on the mat and isolates him in the corner, then Cena finally makes a comeback and Dolph hits a Famouser off the tag. Kane runs in and they all start brawling, then Cena splashes everyone from the top rope and Ryback slams Kane down. Rollins knees him, then Dolph knocks Rollins down, and Harper hits a spinning side slam before Dolph counters a powerbomb with a rollup for the win.
Winners – John Cena, Dolph Ziggler & Ryback
Everyone brawls after Harper attacks Dolph after the bell, then Big Show comes out and helps Team Authority but Erick Rowan carries some ring steps out with him. He hits Harper in the face, then he hits Rollins with them and throws them in the ring. Show tries to chokeslam him but Dolph superkicks Show, then Cena hits an Attitude Adjustment and the rest of the team whips him towards Rowan, who hits him with the stairs.
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