Saturday, June 15, 2013

ROH TV Report Road Rage From Richmond

We are a week away from the next iPPV, Best in the World, from Baltimore, Maryland. It is time to go outside of the normal television taping environment and we have our latest Road Rage episode. The matches will come from the show that took place in Richmond, Virginia.
We are in the studio and your host is Steve Corino. Steve suggests that Kevin might have been given the wrong directions to the studio. Steve tells everyone to enjoy things while they last because this ship is sicking.
The main event will feature Jay Briscoe and BJ Whitmer for the Ring of Honor World Title. Steve gives his thoughts on both men and his desire to see harm done to both men, if possible. In another match, Steve tells us that the no good, ingrate, turd Kevin Steen against Jimmy Jacobs.
Steve says that everyone is jealous because they know that they will bow down to the next and last Ring of Honor Champion . . . the greatest human being known to man, Matt Hardy.
First, we have a six man tag match featuring Caprice Coleman, Cedric Alexander, and Jay Lethal against Matt Taven, Bobby Fish, and Kyle O’Reilly.
Steve says that Jimmy Jacobs will be the Television Champion at Best in the World and Rhett Titus and Cliff Compton will win the Tag Titles.
Steve says that he hopes the six men in the match injure themselves.
Match Number One: Caprice Coleman, Cedric Alexander, and Jay Lethal versus Matt Taven, Bobby Fish, and Kyle O’Reilly
The match is joined in progress and O’Reilly with a series of kicks. Lethal hits the Lethal Combination on O’Reilly. Lethal goes up top for the elbow drop but Taven crotches Lethal. Fish knocks Lethal off the apron. Taven with an enzuigiri to Coleman from the apron but Alexander with a forearm to knock Taven off the apron. Fish with a tilt-a-whirl back breaker and O’Reilly with a Yakuza kick to the head. O’Reilly with a fisherman’s belly-to-back suplex while Fish connects with a knee to the head while Alexander goes up but Alexander kicks out.
Alexander with a knee to the O’Reilly’s head when he is taken up for a suplex. Fish is pulled to the floor by Coleman. Alexander with a running drop kick into he corner and then Coleman with a leaping rana and Alexander with the frog splash for Overtime and the three count.
Winners: Caprice Coleman, Cedric Alexander, and Jay Lethal
We go to commercial.
We are back with comments from BJ Whitmer. He wonders if Jay thought about what the title means to him. BJ says the title is his redemption from years of bad decisions and destructive behavior.
Steve Corino is back and he says that he will not say what management wants him to say and he does it in a wacky voice. Steve says that he talks about truth.
At Best in the World, the destiny he has talked about will come true. Jimmy Jacobs will win the World TV Title. Rhett Titus and Cliff Compton will win the World Tag Titles. Matt Hardy will beat Kevin Steen.
Then Matt Hardy will win the World Title. Steve says that he will take his men to face Nigel’s men in Steel Cage Warfare. When SCUM wins, Steve says that he will be the matchmaker. The first match he will make will be Ring of Honor versus Destiny. He has waited eleven years to destroy this company. His prophecy will come true and his spiritual son will be World Champion. They will sit in their Kingdom of Heaven looking down upon the bodies of those they have vanquished.
Match Number Two: Kevin Steen versus Jimmy Jacobs
They fight on the ramp and exchange punches. Steen with punches to Jacobs and then he sends him into the guardrails. They continue to fight around the ring and Steen with an Irish whip into the guardrail. Jacobs sends Steen into the guardrails but he misses a spear when he hits the guardrail head first. Steen with another Irish whip into the guardrails.
Steen sends Jacobs back into the ring and the match officially begins. Steen with a clothesline that sends Jacobs over the top rope to the floor. Steen with another Irish whip into the guardrails. Steen punches Jacobs in the head. Jacobs chokes Steen with a chain and the referee calls for the bell.
Winner: Kevin Steen (by disqualification)
Other officials and security make their way to the ring to pull Jacobs off Steen.
Steen with a clothesline and then he pushes security away and he sends Jacobs to the floor. Steen punches security and then he goes to the floor and he sends Jacobs into the guardrails again. Steen grabs a chair and he wants to hit Jacobs but security gets in the way.
Rhett Titus and Cliff Compton come out to ringside to check on Jacobs.
Steen tells Jacobs that this is not the plan. After eight years of trying to prove that he is a man, he wants Jimmy to come back into the ring so they can finish this in a NO DQ match.
The referee restarts the match and Steen grabs the security member who was not too smart to stay in the ring with Steen and Steen throws him onto Jacobs on the floor.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Steen hits Jacobs with a shoe. Steen gets on the apron and Jacobs pulls up the ropes to crotch Steen when he tries to get back into the ring. Jacobs punches Steen on the floor. Jacobs sends Steen’s head into the guardrails. Jacobs sends Steen into the guardrails and then he sends Steen back into the ring.
Jacobs stomps on Steen’s stomach and then he rakes the eyes. Jacobs slams Steen’s head onto the chair a few times. Jacobs wedges the chair into the turnbuckles. Steen with a chop and Jacobs returns to raking the eyes. Jacobs with an Irish whip into the chair and Jacobs with a spear for a near fall.
Jacobs grabs the chain and he tries to tie up Steen’s hands but Steen fights him off. Jacobs chokes Steen with the chain. Jacobs sends Steen to the floor and then he hits a suicide dive. Jacobs limps onto the apron but Steen with a punch as Jacobs comes off the apron. Steen power bombs Jacobs into the apron.
Steen goes up top for the Swanton and he can only get a two count. Steen goes for the chair and Jacobs jumps on Steen’s back. Steen backs Jacobs into the turnbuckles and then Steen goes for the cannonball but Jacobs moves. Jacobs with an Ace Crusher and he gets a near fall. Jacobs sets up the chair on the mat for the Contra Code but Steen avoids the hold. Steen puts Jacobs on the turnbuckles and then the tree of woe. Steen with a chop and then he hits the cannonball.
Steen grabs Jacobs but Jacobs hits the Contra Code for a near fall. Jacobs takes the chair and he hits Steen in the back and the leg. Jacobs hits Steen in the back one more time with the chair. Jacobs goes up the ramp and he grabs a guardrail and brings it into the ring. While Jacobs has trouble with the guardrails, Steen wraps the chain in his hand. Steen punches Jacobs with the chain and then Steen sets for the package piledriver but Jacobs drops Steen onto the guardrails.
Jacobs grabs the chair and he is going to hit Steen with it but he misses. Steen with a kick to the groin and Steen hits the package piledriver on the guardrail for the three count.
Winner: Kevin Steen
We go to commercial.
We are back and next week’s episode of Ring of Honor television will be dedicated to the Briscoes.
Match Number Three: BJ Whitmer versus Jay Briscoe for the Ring of Honor World Title
They lock up and Whitmer backs Briscoe into the corner and he gives a clean break. They lock up again and Briscoe backs Whitmer into the corner and he gives a clean break. They lock up again and they go to the floor while still in the collar and elbow tie up. Whitmer with a chop and Jay returns fire. They go back and forth until BJ with an Irish whip into the guardrails and Jay bounces off with a boot to the head.
Jay sends Whitmer into the chair and then he connects with a forearm to the back. Jay with an Irish whip into the guardrails. Jay with a forearm to the back as they continue to fight on the floor. Jay sends BJ into the guardrails one more time. Jay with a forearm to the back and Jay with a head butt. They finally return to the ring.
Jay runs into an elbow from Whitmer. Whitmer with a spinebuster and both men are down. Whitmer sends Jay to the floor and then he hits a suicide dive and Jay hits the guardrails. We go to commercial.
We are back and Whitmer with a reverse chin lock. Jay with punches and jabs to Whitmer but BJ blocks the punch and BJ with chops. Whitmer with a kick. They go back and forth with forearms. Jay with a head butt and then he gets BJ on his shoulders but Whitmer escapes. Whitmer with a power slam for a near fall.
Whitmer sets for a running knee into the corner but Jay moves. Jay with an elbow and he hits a float over stunner for a near fall. Whitmer with a kick and a boot to the head followed by a dragon suplex for a near fall. Whitmer with two rolling fishermen suplexes for a near fall. Whitmer tries for a German suplex but Jay holds on to the ropes.
Whitmer with a forearm and the referee warns BJ. Jay with a Saito suplex that sends Whitmer over the top rope through a ringside table. The referee checks on BJ and Jay tells the other officials to get to the back. Jay picks up BJ and he says that BJ is fine. Jay sends BJ back into the ring and he gets a near fall as BJ kicks out due to instinct.
Jay with a neck breaker for a near fall. Jay sets for the Jay Driller but Whitmer backs Jay into the corner. Jay with a boot to the head followed by the Jay Driller for a near fall. Jay cannot believe that Whitmer kicked out of that.
BJ tells Jay to bring it. BJ with a kick but he misses a clothesline. Whitmer with a rollup for a near fall. Whitmer with an Exploder for a near fall. Both men are down. Whitmer tries for another Exploder but Jay with elbows and forearms to the neck. Jay with a kick to the head followed by a running boot to the head but Whitmer stays on his feet. Jay with two more boots to the head and BJ stays on his feet. Another boot and Whitmer bounces off the ropes. Jay with another boot to the head and then he kicks Whitmer in the back of the head and the referee checks on Whitmer.
Jay with another running boot to the head. Jay kicks Whitmer while the referee checks on him. Jay with a dragon sleeper and he applies a body scissors. The referee checks the arm and he calls for the bell.
Winner: Jay Briscoe
We go to a video package for Best in the World as we go to credits.

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