Friday, June 13, 2014

WWE Smackdown Report 6.13.14

  • Reigns and Ambrose make their way to the ring to kick off the show. Ambrose says he won't tell us what we already know. What the Authority is trying to do is clear as day. They won't wait for Triple H to deal, because they will turn the table on him. As for their former business partner Seth Rollins; he's shutting down the Rollins business for good. Reigns takes over and says that he hopes Orton enjoys his night off, because he will get his hands on him. Orton is the ass of the WWE, not the face. He adds that Orton is also a spoiled little kid, getting everything he wants from Daddy Triple H. He notes Orton didn't have to qualify for the MITB match, and that maybe they will be involved and beat Orton to the title. Triple H appears on screen and says only one of them can try to qualify tonight. He flips a coin and says Ambrose gets the chance to qualify. Ambrose will face Bray Wyatt later tonight. Triple H then says that Reigns is banned from ringside, along with the Wyatt Family. Ambrose is also banned from ringside, when Reigns faces Bad News Barrett, next.


    Non-Title Match: Bad News Barrett © vs. Roman Reigns

    Lock up to begin, Reigns works a side headlock. Off the ropes, and a shoulder block to Barrett. Barrett tries a hip toss, so Reigns tosses him across the ring. To the corner, elbows by Reigns, but then eats a boot from Barrett. Barrett lays the boots to Reigns, off the ropes and Reigns with a suplex and cover for 2. Rights by Barrett now, to the corner, reversal and a big clothesline by Reigns. Corner rights by Reigns follow, and then clotheslines Barrett to the floor...

    ~COMMERCIAL BREAK~

    Back from commercial as Reigns misses a corner splash and Barrett clubs away at him. A running boot by Barrett follows, and a cover gets 2. Mounted rights by Barrett follow, he then follows with a neck breaker and covers again for 2. Barrett with a knee drop and he again covers for 2. Reigns tries to battle back, and then hits the Samoan drop. Rights by Reigns and then a clothesline follows that. Reigns with the corner clothesline, to the floor and hits the running kick to Barrett. Reigns sets in the corner, Superman punch connects! Reigns backs off, charges and then 3MB appear. They surround the ring, and attack for the DQ.

    OFFICIAL RESULT: Roman Reigns @ 9:00 via DQ
  • They beat down Reigns, who then powers up and starts tossing fools out of the ring. He tosses Mahal over the announcer's table, SPEAR for McIntyre. Slater leaps off the steps and eats a spear as well. Reigns stands tall. Farewell Jinder and Drew.


    Erick Rowan w/Luke Harper vs. Jey Uso w/Jimmy

    Jey sends Rowan to the floor almost immediately, and then hits a big dive. Back into the ring, rights by Jey, but then Rowan sends him to the corner and connects with a shoulder block. Rowan misses a running splash, kick by Jey and then uppercuts follow. Jey with a clothesline, and then a leaping kick follows. Samoan drop countered, boot by Jey, heads up top but Rowan tosses him to the mat by the hair. Rowan connects with the side slam and that is all.

    OFFICIAL RESULT: Erick Rowan @ 2:00 via pin
  • We get a Bo Dallas promo.

  • Bo Dallas is having a good time dancing to Truth's entrance. He Bo-Lieves in Truth. Truth asks green Bay "What's Up" so Dallas asks them "What's Going On?"

    Bo Dallas vs. R-Truth

    Dallas tries to do a special handshake with Truth, who looks perplexed by this. Lock up to begin, off the ropes and a shoulder block by Truth. Off the ropes, counters and Truth dances a bit. Hip toss by Truth, and Dallas smiles and regroups. Lock up, rights by Dallas and then rights by Truth. Dallas with a charging forearm, a suplex follows and then the thumbs up and knee drop by Dallas for 2. Dallas works a cravat, Truth escapes but Dallas slams him down by the hair. Truth back with kicks and clotheslines. Gut buster suplex by Truth gets 2. Truth misses the axe kick, allowing Truth to hit the Bo Dog and he goes seven and Bo.

    OFFICIAL RESULT: Bo Dallas @ 3:00 via pin
  • Post match, Dallas shakes hands and shares a hug with Truth.
  • Sheamus and Cesaro walk.

  • Paul Heyman introduces Cesaro. Cesaro speaks in another language, I'm not good with them so I won't guess, and Heyman translates, saying that he engineered Lesnar's victory over the Undertaker, the same night Cesaro won the Andre the Giant Battle Royal. Cesaro is here for a fight, a fight against a man that brought wrestling moves to a fight. Cesaro plans to rip Sheamus apart.
  • The sound editing on Smackdown continues to be horrible. The levels continually go up and down and it makes viewing a chore.

    Non-Title Match: Sheamus © vs. Cesaro w/Paul Heyman

    Cesaro attacks with uppercuts, and then rights and lefts in the corner. Sheamus fires back and DEY BE A CLUBBERIN TONY! Rights by Cesaro, a big boot follows and then more rights to Sheamus, sending him to the mat. Off the ropes, Sheamus blocks a hip toss and hits a stiff clothesline. They trade uppercuts, Sheamus loves it and calls for more. Cesaro tries a suplex, blocked and a suplex by Sheamus connects and he covers for 2. Forearms to the back by Sheamus. Sheamus with the backdrop suplex and cover gets 1. Cesaro battles back, belly to back suplex follows and Sheamus to the corner. Sheamus with kicks to Cesaro, off the ropes and a boot by Sheamus. Sheamus with the Cactus clothesline, sending both men to the floor. Cesaro clutches his knee as we head to commercial…

    ~COMMERCIAL BREAK~

    Back from commercial as Cesaro works grounded knees to Sheamus, that's against the unified rules. Sheamus manages to send Cesaro to the apron, Sheamus ends up hitting a clothesline and sending Cesaro to the floor. Sheamus to the apron and Cesaro pulls him to the floor the hard way. Cesaro tosses Sheamus back into the ring, double stomp follows and then another. Cesaro works a side headlock, Sheamus escapes, but runs into a double axe handle smash and Cesaro covers for 2. Cesaro chokes out Sheamus in the ropes, and then lays in rights and lefts in the corner. A boot to the chest follows and then Cesaro with more boots. Sheamus tries to fight back, eats a kick to the face and then cross face shots by Cesaro. Cesaro covers for 2. Cesaro continues the attack, but Sheamus is firing up because he likes to fight. Cesaro with rights, to the corner, reversal and a high knee by Cesaro. He heads up top and Sheamus shoves him to the floor. Cesaro was caught in the ropes for a second but then fell to the floor. That sucks for your knee. Cesaro breaks the count, stuns Sheamus off the ropes and then runs into clotheslines from Sheamus. Sheamus running wild, high knee connects and then a high knee in the corner. Cesaro to the apron, clubbing shots to the chest by Sheamus follow. Back in the ring they go, Irish curse back breaker follows and Sheamus gets 2. Sheamus looks for white noise, countered into the toss up uppercut by Cesaro, which gets a close 2. Heyman throws a fit about that. They trade shots, just kicking the shit out of each other. Finlay roll by Sheamus, and looks for the brogue kick. He charges, Heyman distracts him, and then Cesaro turns a powerslam by Sheamus into a roll up with the tights for the win.

    OFFICIAL RESULT: Cesaro @ 13:00 via pin
  • Highlights of the show's opening segment.
  • Bray Wyatt cuts a promo from an undisclosed backstage location. He used to dream of happiness, glory, a house with a white picket fence, but has realized that he is stuck in a rotten world, this prison. That was until he met her, and she told him that he would change the world and get everything he dreamed of. They will cheer for you, chant your name and believe in you. Above the ladder lies his absolution, and his power. Unfortunately, Dean Ambrose stands in his way. And those in his way will burn, and those who walk beside him will be reborn. Follow the buzzards.

  • We get a video package of the Summer vs. Layla feud.

    Adam Rose vs. Fandango w/Layla

    Lock up to begin, they slowly separate and Fandango dances. Rose runs around a bit, lock up and a side headlock by Fandango. Rose escapes and then rights by Fandango follow. He slams Rose to the corner, and a short-armed clothesline follows, allowing Fandango to cover for 2. Suplex by Fandango, cover again for 2. Rights by Fandango follow, he heads up top, and misses the Alabama jam, lands on is feet. But Rose hits the party foul and that is all.

    OFFICIAL RESULT: Adam Rose @ 2:00 via pin
  • Post match Summer Rae, who was dressed as a Rosebud (the chicken), attacked Layla. They rolled around, and Fandango pulled Layla to the floor.


    Jack Swagger w/Colter vs. Big E

    Swagger attacks at the bell and then sends Big E to the post, shoulder first. He follows to the floor and tosses Big E into the barricade. Swagger then connects with a clothesline, and rolls Big E back in and covers for 2. Clubbing shots by Swagger, Big E tries to power out but gets tossed to the corner. Swagger charges, but Big E backdrops him to the floor. Swagger back in, clothesline by Big E. Big E hits a belly to belly, and then the running splash. Straps are down, and Lana appeared to strut her stuff and talk to Big E in Russian. Swagger took advantage, and hit a big boot on Big E. Colter was upset by Lana being there, and argued with her. Swagger and Big E did nothing during this, back to action and Swagger's Swagger bomb was caught and Big E got the big ending for the win.

    OFFICIAL RESULT: Big E @ 3:00 via pin


    Alicia Fox vs. Aksana

    Fox offered a handshake, so Aksana slapped her. Clotheslines by Aksana, a snap suplex follows and then a cover for 2. Elbow drops by Aksana connect, and a cover again for 2. Forearms by Fox, but misses the axe kick. Spinebuster by Aksana gets 2. Splash by Aksana meets the knees of Fox, who then hit the northern lights suplex and bridge for 2. Fox works a Chinlock now, Aksana to her feet and escapes. Fox kicks her in the back of the head and back to the Chinlock. Aksana escapes again, but Fox hits what looked to be an arm bar try into a fameasser sort of move for the win.

    OFFICIAL RESULT: Alicia Fox @ 2:00 via pin
  • Farewell Aksana.
  • Fox celebrated in wacky fashion, because that's what she does.
  • We see part of Rollins' interview from Raw.

    MITB Qualifying Match: Bray Wyatt vs. Dean Ambrose

    And here we go. They circle and talk trash, and then Ambrose goes wild man and attacks Wyatt. Wyatt tosses him away and hits a clothesline. Wyatt lays the boots to Ambrose, and grinds his face along the top rope. Ambrose back with rights, off the ropes and a cross body by Ambrose. Rights follow, they battle to the corner and Ambrose just stomps away big time on Wyatt. Ambrose then hits a neck breaker ad covers for 2. Ambrose with the dropkick sends Wyatt to the floor, looks for a plancha, caught and slammed into the apron by Wyatt. That had to suck…

    ~COMMERCIAL BREAK~

    Back from commercial as Wyatt is in control, slamming the arm of Ambrose to the apron. Back to the ring they go, and Ambrose hits a desperation DDT. Ambrose tries to shake the arm loose, rights to Wyatt, but Wyatt attacks the shoulder again and posts him. Wyatt to the apron and hits a running boot to Ambrose. Head butts by Wyatt follow, and then a running shot to Ambrose as he laid in the corner. Wyatt back in and covers for 2. Wyatt works the nerve pinch on Ambrose, Ambrose to his feet but Wyatt slams him back to the mat. Wyatt misses the running back splash, Ambrose slams him to the corner and heads up top. Wyatt cuts him off, follows up and looks for a superplex. Ambrose fights him off, head butts Wyatt and sends him to the mat. Ambrose leaps off, caught, counter again and the jawbreaker lariat by Ambrose gets a close 2! They talk trash, start to trade rights, and Wyatt catches a kick and slams Ambrose to the mat. Ambrose fires up and hits a charging clothesline, sending Wyatt to the floor. Suicide dive by Ambrose connects! Ambrose rolls Wyatt back in, and then gets a roll up for 2. Ambrose hits a boot to the head, heads up top, leaps off and hits the missile dropkick. Ambrose covers for 2. Ambrose looks for the bulldog driver, countered, off the ropes and Wyatt his the wipeout cross body for 2. Ambrose counters a suplex into a small package for 2. Bulldog driver (dirty deeds) by Ambrose comments! Rollins appears on the announce table to distract Ambrose, Ambrose chases him into the ring, allowing Wyatt to snag Ambrose in Sister Abigail for the win.

    OFFICIAL RESULT: Bray Wyatt @ 14:00 via pin
  • Wyatt poses over the fallen Ambrose.
  • Bray Wyatt, Cesaro, Alberto Del Rio, Randy Orton and Sheamus are official for the MITB match.
  • End scene.

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