We are in New Orleans, Louisiana and your announcers are Kevin ‘Right now I am in Toronto’ Corino and Kevin ‘I hope JR doesn’t take my spot in Toronto’ Kelly.
Match Number One: Mike Posey versus RD Evans (with Veda Scott and Ramon)
As Evans comes to the ring, we see the sign from Ramon with the current streak at 99 matches.
Posey has a kick blocked and Evans slaps Posey in the face. Posey goes to the floor and he avoids a punch. Posey drops Evans on the top rope and then he misses a slingshot leg drop. Evans with an atomic drop but he misses a charge into the corner and Evans hits the ring post with his shoulder. Posey with shoulders in the corner and then he sends Evans into the turnbuckles with a hammer lock and then he gets a near fall. Posey misses a leg drop.
Posey with a neck breaker for a near fall. Posey with a chin lock and a drop toe hold but he misses a slingshot leg drop to the apron. Evans with a splash off the apron. Evans rolls Posey back in and he goes up top and hits a shoulder tackle. Evans with a running elbow into the corner. Evans with a boot and a spear. Evans signals that it is over and he gets a near fall with an inside cradle.
Evans puts Posey on the turnbuckles and he signals again that it is over. Evans goes up for a superplex but Posey with a head butt and Evans falls to the mat. Posey hits the Alabama Jam but Evans kicks out at two. Evans with a rollup for a near fall. Evans with a wraparound clothesline and then he goes up top and hits a leg drop for the three count.
Winner: RD Evans (The Streak is at 100)
Ramon brings tinsel and streamers into the ring to celebrate.
We go to commercial.
We are back and it is time for a live episode of The Fish Tank with Bobby Fish and Kyle O’Reilly.
Kyle says hello Cleveland to the people of New Orleans. He says that he is so excited and he is Kyle O’Reilly. He welcomes everyone to the Fish Tank. He introduces the host and everyone’s friend, and a friend of the environment.
Bobby thanks Kyle for the warm introduction. He would like to say to Kyle that this Fish Tank is a very special Fish Tank. He asks Kyle if he knows WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY this is a special Fish Tank. Kyle does not know. Bobby says that this is the first live Fish Tank from NEW YORK CITY.
Kyle reminds Bobby that they are in Cleveland.
Bobby mentions Super Card of Honor and he asks Kyle to fill everyone in with what happened. Kyle says that they beat Forever Hooligans and the team of Hanson and Rowe to earn an ROH Tag Title Match.
Fish says that the Young Bucks will be where they do not want to be . . . across the ring from reDRagon and they will get their titles back.
Kyle introduces their guest and says that he earned a future title shot in New York as well. Bobby says that Elgin has never met a tank top he didn’t like. Kyle says that he might be Unbreakable, but he is not Unlovable.
They bring out Michael Elgin.
Kyle welcomes Mike and says that he is probably super excited. Kyle says that they ask the tough questions and they don’t pull any punches. He asks what kind of conditioner he uses because the mullet is hypnotizing.
Bobby has a multiple choice question: Best Mullet of all time: Billy Ray Cyrus, Chuck Norris, or Fit Finlay?
Kyle is interrupted by Michael. He has a few questions. He asks Kyle if he helps Bobby fit into those pants. Michael asks what is more embarrassing, Bobby wearing that scarf; Kyle wearing those suspenders; or losing the Tag Titles?
Michael says enough talking. He is the type of man that appreciates a good fight and he thinks the ROH fans appreciate a good fight. Michael says that he talked to Nigel McGuinness and he appreciates a good fight. Michael says that Nigel says that if Bobby and Kyle appreciate a good fight, they can have one right now.
Kyle says you bet your tight little ass that he appreciates a good fight. Bobby says that Elgin signed his death warrant.
Kyle and Bobby get ready for their fight and we go to commercial.
We are back and Fish and O’Reilly prepare to fight Michael Elgin, but Michael gets on the mic and he says that he just wanted to know if Bobby and Kyle liked to fight. It would not be against him, it will be against Hanson and Raymond Rowe.
Match Number Two: Bobby Fish and Kyle O’Reilly versus Hanson and Raymond Rowe
Fish tries to get out of the ring, but Rowe stops him and hits a belly-to-belly slam. Hanson with a spinning slam on the floor to O’Reilly. Rowe punches Fish and then he tosses Fish to Hanson and Hanson tosses him back. Rowe with a German suplex for a near fall. Hanson and Rowe pick up Kyle and toss him into the air and he lands on the mat. Rowe with a forearm to Fish.
Rowe with a punch and then Fish goes to the floor and he runs around the ring and back in. Kyle makes the tags and he applies a sleeper but Rowe with clotheslines to Fish and then he sends Kyle to the mat with a snap mare. Rowe sends Kyle into Hanson’s boot. Hanson with a knee to the midsection. Kyle floats over but Hanson does not charge into the corner. Kyle with a drop toe hold and then Kyle with a guillotine after he pulls the suspenders down. Hanson with a back drop.
Fish tags in and he connects with a forearm. Hanson with a cartwheel to avoid them. Hanson with a clothesline to Fish and O’Reilly. Rowe goes up top and Kyle and Bobby go to the floor and head up the ramp.
Elgin appears from the curtains and he forces Fish and O’Reilly back to the ring. Kyle and Bobby go into the crowd and the referee gets to twenty and he calls for the bell.
Winners: Raymond Rowe and Hanson
We go to commercial.
We are back and we see footage of Kyle and Bobby leaving the arena as they look for Kyle’s mom’s van. Fish climbs through the passenger’s window as Kyle drives away.
We have a video package for tonight’s main event.
Match Number Three: Adam Cole, Matt Hardy, and Michael Bennett (with Maria Kanellis) versus Jay Briscoe, Mark Briscoe, and Kevin Steen
All six men brawl s the bell rings. Mark sends Bennett to the floor while Steen sends Cole into the guardrails. Jay with a head butt to Hardy. Mark chokes Bennett and Steen throws a kangaroo at Bennett and Mark with an elbow onto Cole. Steen sends Bennett groin first into the ring post. Mark sends Cole into the guardrails. Jay bites Hardy in the head.
Steen and Cole get into the ring while Mark sends Hardy into the guardrails. Steen with a chop to Cole but Cole with a kick. Steen with a back elbow and then he sends Cole into the turnbuckles and connects with shoulders. Steen with a chop and head butt. Cole with a jawbreaker but Steen with an elbow and then he punches and kicks his way out of the corner.
Cole with an enzuigiri and Bennett tags in and he kicks Steen. Bennett and Steen exchange punches and Hardy tags in. Hardy with a kick to the ribs and he chokes Steen in the ropes. Hardy with a splash to the back. Hardy with a near fall. Steen with a forearm but Hardy with a Side Effect for a near fall.
Hardy waves his arms if he is going to go for a Twist of Fate but Steen blocks a kick and he connects with a clothesline. Mark tags in and he chops Hardy. Mark lands on his feet on a back body drop attempt and Mark with chops. Mark with a palm thrust and belly-to-belly suplex.
Mark goes to the turnbuckles but Bennett pushes Mark off the apron. Cole sends Mark into the guardrails and we go to commercial.
We are back and Mark with punches to Bennett but Bennett with a drop kick and he gets a near fall. Briscoe runs Bennett into the corner but Cole tags in and he kicks Mark. Briscoe with forearms but Bennett with a Death Valley neckbreaker for a near fall. Hardy tags in and hits a leg drop for a near fall. Bennett tags in and he punches Briscoe and sends him into the turnbuckles. Bennett with an Irish whip and clothesline.
Cole tags in and he drops a knee and applies a reverse chin lock. Briscoe with punches and chops. Cole with a kick to the knee but Briscoe with a rolling Death Valley Driver but Hardy punches him in the corner and both men are down. Jay and Bennett tag in and Jay with clotheslines and a back body drop. Jay kicks Hardy and Cole off the apron. Jay with jabs to Bennett and then to Hardy.
Jay with a kick to Bennett and punches to Hardy. Jay with a flying forearm and then Steen hits a cannonball to Bennett. Jay with a Falcon Arrow for a near fall. Jay calls for the Doomsday Device and he tags in Mark. Jay gets Bennett on his shoulder and then Cole tries to stop Mark but Steen comes in and he gets Cole on his shoulders for a double Doomsday Device but Hardy breaks up the cover.
Hardy with a Twist of Fate on Steen. Jay punches Hardy and then Hardy pulls Jay to the floor. Jay and Hardy exchange punches on the floor. They fight by the entrance and near the bleachers. Mark with a punch to Bennett and he goes up top but Bennett moves and Cole with a super kick and Florida Key for the three count.
Winners: Matt Hardy, Michael Bennett, and Adam Cole
After the match, Bennett and Cole attack Mark. Steen fights off Bennett and Cole. Steen tries for a package piledriver on Bennett but Cole with a super kick to the back of the head. Hardy grabs his belt and he tries to hit Steen but Steen moves and Hardy hits Bennett. Steen sends Hardy over the top rope to the floor. Steen with a pop up power bomb on Cole and then he hits a power bomb onto the apron. Steen destroys an inflatable kangaroo at ringside. Steen power bombs Cole onto a ringside table two times. Steen picks up the World title belt and stands over Cole as we go to credits.
No comments:
Post a Comment