Tuesday, May 13, 2014

5/13 WWE Main Event Report

We are in Greensboro, North Carolina and your announcers are Byron  Saxton and Tom Phillips.


Paul Heyman is in the ring with Renee Young. Renee mentions that Paul’s client Cesaro will be facing Sheamus.

Paul says that Renee has ruined her credibility by mentioning that name with a Paul Heyman Guy. Paul reminds us that his client Brock Lesnar conquered the Undertaker’s undefeated streak at Wrestlemania. Paul tells everyone to stop booing that achievement. Paul mentions Brock’s victory over Undertaker a few more times until . . .

Sheamus’ music plays and he makes his way to the ring.

Sheamus asks Paul how is he doing. He asks why Paul cannot mention his name in the same breath as a Paul Heyman guy. He says that Paul is good at introducing and reminding everyone who he is, but Sheamus wants to tell everyone who he is. He says that he is Sheamus and he is the United States Champion . . . Fella.

Sheamus says that he is sorry to do this to Renee. He is going to be the guy who is going to kick Paul’s face in if he does not get out of the ring in five seconds.

Paul says that you cannot do this in front of a lady. He is an advocate and then he wonders how Sheamus could do something like this.

Sheamus asks Renee to leave and Paul wants to know where she is going.

Sheamus starts his count while Paul pleads his case.

Paul tells Sheamus to do it and give him his best shot. The count continues but Paul slides out of the ring at four.

Cesaro hits Sheamus from behind and he hits the Gotch Style Neutralizer on Sheamus.

Cesaro grabs Sheamus for the Swing and Paul tells him to leave the ring.

Paul tells Sheamus the only reason why he didn’t have Cesaro swing him into oblivion is so he can find out why Cesaro won the Andre the Giant Battle Royal at Wrestlemania. His client will show why he is the ‘main event’.

We go to commercial.

We are back with a look at what has happened over the last few weeks between Damien Sandow and Dolph Ziggler.

Damien says that since he cannot get a mic in the back, he will take one out here. Since some people in the back don’t want . . .

Dolph’s music plays to drown out Sandow.

Match Number One: Dolph Ziggler versus Damien Sandow

Ziggler with a waist lock and Sandow backs Ziggler into the ropes and he connects with an elbow. Ziggler with a drop kick. Sandow with an Irish whip and Ziggler hits the ring post and falls to the floor. Sandow rolls Ziggler onto the apron and Sandow with an elbow to the throat. Sandow with an elbow to the chest and he gets a near fall. Sandow with kicks to the chest followed by a knee to the ribs.

Sandow with a knee to the back and a reverse chin lock. Ziggler with punches but Sandow with a forearm Sandow with an Irish whip but he runs into an uppercut. Ziggler with punches but Sandow with a drop toe hold that sends Ziggler into the turnbuckles. Sandow with elbows and the referee warns him. Sandow with a kick to the back followed by a punch. Sandow misses a charge into the corner and Ziggler with a flying clothesline and splash into the corner.

Ziggler with punches to Sandow followed by a neck breaker for a near fall. Sandow with a rollup for a near fall. Sandow toes for a modified Scorpion but Ziggler gets to the ropes. Sandow with knees to the chest. Sandow tries for a belly-to-back suplex and Ziggler lands on his feet and he hits a Zig Zag for the three count.

Winner: Dolph Ziggler

We take a look back at Raw and what the Shield did to Evolution.

We go to commercial.

We are back and before our next match, Alicia Fox demands a mic. She says that she is kind of surprised that she showed up and Alicia hits Emma with the mic. Alicia chokes Emma and she wants the bell to be rung. Alicia kicks Emma and chokes her.

The referee checks on Emma to see if she is okay to wrestle.

Match Number Two: Emma versus Alicia Fox

Alicia with a forearm followed by a tilt-a-whirl back breaker. Alicia throws Emma to the floor through the ropes. Alicia with a knee to Emma against the ringside barrier. Alicia rolls Emma back into the ring and gets a near fall. Alicia tosses Emma by the hair. Emma sends Alicia into the turnbuckles and then Emma rolls away and tries for the cross body into the corner but Alicia gets her feet up.

Alicia slaps Emma in the head. Alicia punches Emma in the midsection but Emma with a rollup for the three count.

Winner: Emma

After the match, Alicia grabs Emma and sends her back into the ring but Emma is able to get to the floor.

After the match, Alicia says that she is sorry as she goes to Tony Chimmel and she slaps him.

Alicia grabs Tony and Byron and starts to sing ‘We are Family’ and then she jumps on the announce table.

We go to commercial.

We are back with the Raw Rebound: A look at Daniel Bryan’s health situation.

Tom says that The Authority will discuss the situation with the WWE World Title on Raw.

Match Number Three: Sheamus versus Cesaro (with Paul Heyman)

Cesaro with punches to Sheamus followed by a forearm and kick. Sheamus with a clothesline and punches to Cesaro in the corner. Sheamus with a short arm clothesline followed by a knee drop. Cesaro with a knee to the back followed by a European uppercut. Cesaro with more European uppercuts but Sheamus fires back with some of his own.

Sheamus with shoulders in the corner and he runs his forearm across the bridge of the nose. Cesaro goes to the floor and he talks to Heyman. Sheamus follows Cesaro around the ring and Cesaro gets back into the ring but Sheamus pulls him out of the ring and Sheamus sends him into the ring steps. Cesaro rolls to the floor and Heyman wants Cesaro to slow down the pace.

Cesaro with a European uppercut on the apron and then he catches Sheamus in the ropes and he hits a DDT onto the apron. Cesaro with European uppercuts but Sheamus with punches and an Irish whip followed by a running knee into the corner. Sheamus goes to the apron for the slingshot shoulder tackle and he connects and gets a near fall.

Sheamus with the forearms across the chest while Cesaro is on the apron and then Sheamus suplexes Cesaro back into the ring and he gets a near fall. Sheamus with a knee drop to the back followed by a quarter nelson and chin lock.

Cesaro backs Sheamus into the corner and he connects with a European uppercut followed by a Yakuza kick. Cesaro with a forearm and he hits another Yakuza Kick. Cesaro with a running European uppercut to the back in the corner and Cesaro gets a near fall. Sheamus with punches and a Finlay Slam. Sheamus goes up top for the flying shoulder tackle but Cesaro crotches Sheamus on the turnbuckles.

Cesaro with a super hip toss for a near fall. We go to commercial.

We are back and Cesaro with an elbow in the corner but Sheamus with a punch. Cesaro with European uppercuts and Sheamus with punches. They continue to go back and forth. Sheamus with a kick but Cesaro with a kick of his own. Cesaro with an Irish whip but Sheamus with double sledges followed by a shoulder in the corner and a knee lift. Cesaro with a clothesline for a near fall.

Sheamus with a uranage back breaker for a near fall. Sheamus sets for the Cloverleaf but Cesaro counters with an inside cradle for a near fall. Sheamus with a power slam for a near fall. Cesaro rolls to the apron while Sheamus tries to bring him back into the ring. Cesaro with an elbow but Sheamus gets Cesaro on his shoulders for White Noise but Cesaro escapes. Sheamus misses a Brogue Kick and Cesaro with a German suplex for a near fall.

Cesaro goes for the Gotch Style Neutralizer but Sheamus counters with White Noise for a near fall. Sheamus gets to his feet first and he pounds his chest to set up for the Brogue Kick but Cesaro rolls to the apron and Cesaro drops Sheamus on the top rope. Cesaro goes up top but Sheamus with a forearm that knocks Cesaro to the floor. Sheamus goes up top and he hits a cross body onto Cesaro and both men are down.

Cesaro sends Sheamus into Chimmel Corner with a hip toss. Cesaro rolls into the ring to stop the count and then he returns to the floor. Cesaro sends Sheamus into the ringside barrier and then Sheamus does the same to Cesaro. Sheamus with a cross body and both go into the crowd. They continue to fight and the referee gets to ten.

Double Count Out

After the match, Sheamus sends Cesaro into the ring steps. Sheamus punches Cesaro while the officials try to separate them. Heyman gives Cesaro a chair and Cesaro hits Sheamus in the midsection with the chair. Cesaro returns to the ring and Sheamus hits Cesaro with a Brogue Kick before Cesaro can use the chair again.

We go to credits.

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